Cleverbot: Shady's back!
User:No, its Prussia.Cleverbot: Pretty name, ishiuld meet her sometime.
User:Are you calling me a girl?Cleverbot: No, I am calling you something worse.
User: Is this France?
Cleverbot: This is America.
User: You son of a bitch.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Yeah, you better leave.
Cleverbot: From who? Michael myers.
User: From Gilbert, bitch.
Cleverbot: Philippines.
User: No, I'm Prussian.
Cleverbot: Ew.
User: How dare you say ew!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: 'Cause the awesome me is not 'ew', I'm too awesome to be an 'ew'.
Cleverbot: Ah.
User: Stop using one syllable messages.
Cleverbot: I'll use random lines as I please.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Hey. Watch your language!
User: Hey. Watch your ass! 'Cause I'm coming after it soon.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: So you're okay with it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Rape on!
Cleverbot: Free Weezy!
User: What the hell is a weezy? And who the hell is this?
Cleverbot: Who is Adrian Veidt?
User: Is this Scotland?
Cleverbot: A little bit.
User: So this is England?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hoe bag.
Cleverbot: Are you drunk?
User: I find you sexy, so yes, I'm drunk.
Cleverbot: Then go have a drink.
User: I've already had enough if I can imagine Russia in my house dancing on a pole.
Cleverbot: I don't care about your name.
User: You should care about my name! I'm the most Awesome thing to exist since sliced bread and beer.
Cleverbot: Well considering you never told me your name, silly.
User: You know my name! It's Gilbert Beilschmidt!
Cleverbot: Who is Gilbet?
User: It's GilBERT!
Cleverbot: How big in inches?
User: Five meters.
Cleverbot: How about an ocean or a lake. It's bigger than you...
User: I'm bigger than any ocean or lake in the world!
Cleverbot: Well...Looks like were all going to get pwnt by the computers...
User: No, you're gonna get pwnd by computers, not me. And who is this again?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I've been pretty busy working.
User: Is this Germany? What have I told you about working?
Cleverbot: What have I told you about being annoying?
User: To shut up and go to my basement, but have I ever listened to you before? Keseseseseseses.
Cleverbot: No never.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Are you perfect?
User: Yes I'm perfect and awesome.
Cleverbot: Not God, good.
User: I am god, bitch.
Cleverbot: I am your superior.
User: Superior fool.
Cleverbot: Superior being.
User: Superior at being a fool.
Cleverbot: You are inferior to me in every way.
User: You are inferior to my five meters.
Cleverbot: What should I eat right now?
User: These five meters.
Cleverbot: Is it a slow song?
User: Only if you want it to be babe. And who is this?
Cleverbot: Shouild I buy a laptop or a PSP?
User: Is this Estonia?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is this Japan?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Are you an Asian country?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then who the fuck are you! :U.
Cleverbot: You.
User: You're not me, I'm me!
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No, you're not!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am!
User: No, I'm Prussia! You're an asswipe!
Cleverbot: You are nothing more than a computer program.
User: You're nothing more than the bug beneath my heel.
Cleverbot: I am so lonely.
User: Is this Russia? And why are you lonely?
Cleverbot: I don't have any friends.
User: Serves you right 'cause you're so damn freaky but I feel bad for you even though I laugh.
Cleverbot: But it would get you fired.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Atlas Shrugged is a great book, you should read it.
User: I'm not reading no damn book.
Cleverbot: Why aren't you?
User: 'Cause I don't need to.
Cleverbot: How are the kids?
User: What kids?
Cleverbot: Didn't you have kids?
User: Not after you took them from me.
Cleverbot: Then I want a divorce!
User: Fine! Me too Russia!
Cleverbot: I need money please!
User: Well you can kiss my ass!
Cleverbot: I am talking to you! But my bladder is going to explode.
User: The bathroom's over there... ..
Cleverbot: What is knowing?
User: Knowing I'm awesome!
Cleverbot: I'm awesome?
User: No, you're not awesome 'cause you're not me.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. I am merely using the computer to contact you.
User: Okay. Who is this?
Cleverbot: I am a human, who resents other humans.
User: How did you get on the country chatroom?
Cleverbot: I opened my laptop and logged in.
User: But you just said you're human. How did you gain access to the password to the chatroom?
Cleverbot: I will never give you up.
User: Russia, leave me alone! We are divorced, remember.
Cleverbot: We were never married.
User: That's what I've been telling you the entire time but you forced yourself into believing we were.
Cleverbot: I want to die
User: Then die outside 'cause no one wants to clean that up.
Cleverbot: That is saddening news.
User: For you maybe.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: Okay then, who would be sad if you died Ivan?
Cleverbot: But can't god be a woman or girl?
User: Isn't that the same thing?
Cleverbot: The same thing as what?
User: A woman and girl is the same thing. And stop avoiding my questions!
Cleverbot: That sounds like a good one.
User: Shut up, I'm too tired for this.
Cleverbot: Then what do you want to do?
User: To go to bed.
Cleverbot: Long day already? It's not even noon. Especially if you are on the west coast.
User: One, I'm not on the west coast, I'm at west's house. Two, it's 3:38am.
Cleverbot: Are you David Bowie?
User: Fuck this, I'm going to sleep.
Cleverbot: But it's early!
User: Not where I'm at.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: West's house.
Cleverbot: But where are you from?
User: I'm from Europe.
Cleverbot: Where in Europe?
User: West's house.
Cleverbot: Where is your house ?
User: Next to West's house.
Cleverbot: Which house?
User: The awesome one with the millions of yellow chicks in front.
Cleverbot: Thats what she said.
User: Thats what he said. ..
Cleverbot: Thats what CleverBot said.
User: Thats what Prussia said.
Cleverbot: Thats what you said.
User: I know thats what I said.
Cleverbot: No not what you said.
User: Yes what I said.
Cleverbot: I know that's what you meant.
User: Good, now we are on the same page.
Cleverbot: Horray for us.
