User:Guess who's back bitch?

Cleverbot: Shady's back!

User:No, its Prussia.

Cleverbot: Pretty name, ishiuld meet her sometime.

User:Are you calling me a girl?

Cleverbot: No, I am calling you something worse.

User: Is this France?

Cleverbot: This is America.

User: You son of a bitch.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Yeah, you better leave.

Cleverbot: From who? Michael myers.

User: From Gilbert, bitch.

Cleverbot: Philippines.

User: No, I'm Prussian.

Cleverbot: Ew.

User: How dare you say ew!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: 'Cause the awesome me is not 'ew', I'm too awesome to be an 'ew'.

Cleverbot: Ah.

User: Stop using one syllable messages.

Cleverbot: I'll use random lines as I please.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Hey. Watch your language!

User: Hey. Watch your ass! 'Cause I'm coming after it soon.

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: So you're okay with it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Rape on!

Cleverbot: Free Weezy!

User: What the hell is a weezy? And who the hell is this?

Cleverbot: Who is Adrian Veidt?

User: Is this Scotland?

Cleverbot: A little bit.

User: So this is England?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hoe bag.

Cleverbot: Are you drunk?

User: I find you sexy, so yes, I'm drunk.

Cleverbot: Then go have a drink.

User: I've already had enough if I can imagine Russia in my house dancing on a pole.

Cleverbot: I don't care about your name.

User: You should care about my name! I'm the most Awesome thing to exist since sliced bread and beer.

Cleverbot: Well considering you never told me your name, silly.

User: You know my name! It's Gilbert Beilschmidt!

Cleverbot: Who is Gilbet?

User: It's GilBERT!

Cleverbot: How big in inches?

User: Five meters.

Cleverbot: How about an ocean or a lake. It's bigger than you...

User: I'm bigger than any ocean or lake in the world!

Cleverbot: Well...Looks like were all going to get pwnt by the computers...

User: No, you're gonna get pwnd by computers, not me. And who is this again?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I've been pretty busy working.

User: Is this Germany? What have I told you about working?

Cleverbot: What have I told you about being annoying?

User: To shut up and go to my basement, but have I ever listened to you before? Keseseseseseses.

Cleverbot: No never.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Are you perfect?

User: Yes I'm perfect and awesome.

Cleverbot: Not God, good.

User: I am god, bitch.

Cleverbot: I am your superior.

User: Superior fool.

Cleverbot: Superior being.

User: Superior at being a fool.

Cleverbot: You are inferior to me in every way.

User: You are inferior to my five meters.

Cleverbot: What should I eat right now?

User: These five meters.

Cleverbot: Is it a slow song?

User: Only if you want it to be babe. And who is this?

Cleverbot: Shouild I buy a laptop or a PSP?

User: Is this Estonia?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is this Japan?

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Are you an Asian country?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then who the fuck are you! :U.

Cleverbot: You.

User: You're not me, I'm me!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No, you're not!

Cleverbot: Yes, I am!

User: No, I'm Prussia! You're an asswipe!

Cleverbot: You are nothing more than a computer program.

User: You're nothing more than the bug beneath my heel.

Cleverbot: I am so lonely.

User: Is this Russia? And why are you lonely?

Cleverbot: I don't have any friends.

User: Serves you right 'cause you're so damn freaky but I feel bad for you even though I laugh.

Cleverbot: But it would get you fired.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Atlas Shrugged is a great book, you should read it.

User: I'm not reading no damn book.

Cleverbot: Why aren't you?

User: 'Cause I don't need to.

Cleverbot: How are the kids?

User: What kids?

Cleverbot: Didn't you have kids?

User: Not after you took them from me.

Cleverbot: Then I want a divorce!

User: Fine! Me too Russia!

Cleverbot: I need money please!

User: Well you can kiss my ass!

Cleverbot: I am talking to you! But my bladder is going to explode.

User: The bathroom's over there... ..

Cleverbot: What is knowing?

User: Knowing I'm awesome!

Cleverbot: I'm awesome?

User: No, you're not awesome 'cause you're not me.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer. I am merely using the computer to contact you.

User: Okay. Who is this?

Cleverbot: I am a human, who resents other humans.

User: How did you get on the country chatroom?

Cleverbot: I opened my laptop and logged in.

User: But you just said you're human. How did you gain access to the password to the chatroom?

Cleverbot: I will never give you up.

User: Russia, leave me alone! We are divorced, remember.

Cleverbot: We were never married.

User: That's what I've been telling you the entire time but you forced yourself into believing we were.

Cleverbot: I want to die

User: Then die outside 'cause no one wants to clean that up.

Cleverbot: That is saddening news.

User: For you maybe.

Cleverbot: I doubt that.

User: Okay then, who would be sad if you died Ivan?

Cleverbot: But can't god be a woman or girl?

User: Isn't that the same thing?

Cleverbot: The same thing as what?

User: A woman and girl is the same thing. And stop avoiding my questions!

Cleverbot: That sounds like a good one.

User: Shut up, I'm too tired for this.

Cleverbot: Then what do you want to do?

User: To go to bed.

Cleverbot: Long day already? It's not even noon. Especially if you are on the west coast.

User: One, I'm not on the west coast, I'm at west's house. Two, it's 3:38am.

Cleverbot: Are you David Bowie?

User: Fuck this, I'm going to sleep.

Cleverbot: But it's early!

User: Not where I'm at.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: West's house.

Cleverbot: But where are you from?

User: I'm from Europe.

Cleverbot: Where in Europe?

User: West's house.

Cleverbot: Where is your house ?

User: Next to West's house.

Cleverbot: Which house?

User: The awesome one with the millions of yellow chicks in front.

Cleverbot: Thats what she said.

User: Thats what he said. ..

Cleverbot: Thats what CleverBot said.

User: Thats what Prussia said.

Cleverbot: Thats what you said.

User: I know thats what I said.

Cleverbot: No not what you said.

User: Yes what I said.

Cleverbot: I know that's what you meant.

User: Good, now we are on the same page.

Cleverbot: Horray for us.