Ruki44: Sorry it took me so long, I was on writer's block...again...
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Ruki44: Yea, nothing was really good, so I thought I would give some background information on Konohamaru's and Hanabi's matchmaking skills, and to have some fun. Anyway, I don't own nothing! So don't sue me! Oh! And I almost forgot...
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The Kiss of Life?
Konohamaru and Hanabi were sitting in the back of class, whispering to each other while Iruka gave his lecture that nobody was listening too.
"Ok that could have went better the other day, but still the next plan will work, believe me Konohamaru!" Hanabi whispered, trying to get the boy to go along with her.
"Yea? What do you got planned?" Konohamaru asked idly, doodling on his notebook.
"I'm thinking the Kiss of Life?" she said thoughtfully. Konohamaru stopped what he was doing and looked up at her, eyebrow raised in question.
"Isn't that how we got Neji and TenTen together?" he asked sweatdropping.
Flashback
"So you are saying it would be youthful to get my two teammates together?" a boy in hideous green spandex asked confused.
"Yes, that is what we are saying." Konohamaru said gritting his teeth. This boy was annoyingly dull witted, even more so then Naruto-niisan.
"I understand, but why?" the boy, who was also known as Lee asked again.
"To as Naruto would say, remove the stick that is up his ass, and we believe that TenTen may be the only one to do it." Hanabi said pleasantly. Lee nodded.
"Yosh! I will help Neji on the path to youthfulness!" Lee yelled ecstatically. Konohamaru waved his hands in front of Lee, trying to quiet the older boy down.
"Hey! Hey! Keep it down! We can't let Neji and TenTen know what we are planning!" Konohamaru whispered to Lee vehemently. Lee nodded.
"So what's the plan?" Lee asked in a whisper.
------------------------A half and hour later--------------------------------------
"So why are we going to the hot springs again?" Neji's voice could be heard in an annoyed tone.
"Because I need some rest and relaxation after running god knows how many laps around Kohana. That was awfully nice of you to convince Gai-sensei to let us go the hot springs Lee-kun…" TenTen said berating Neji and turning to Lee giving him a full on smile, not noticing Neji's jealous look. Lee smiled and waved his hand to show that it was nothing. Just then Team Gai noticed a certain peeping tom looking into the woman's hot springs.
"HEY YOU! STOP PEEPING IN THE WOMAN'S BATHROOM! IT'S UNYOUTHFUL!" Lee yelled, waving his arms widely. But one of his waving arms hit Neji, sending him into the water.
"Help! I can't swim!" Neji cried out. Hanabi swore softly.
"Crap, I totally forgot Neji can't swim!" she said, watching the whole scene fearfully. Konohamaru, who was right next to her, looked at her crazily.
"What?! Isn't he the genius of your clan? Why can't he swim?!!" Konohamaru asked wildly. Hanabi winced again.
"Everybody thought it was below them to learn how to swim, in fact only my sister can swim seeing as she has an unnatural interest in water, and I only know the basics because I'm afraid of drowning!" Hanabi cried out softly.
"Crap, what are we going to do?!" Konohamaru cried. "I can swim as well, but I don't think I'll be able to pull Neji to land!" Just then a splash occurred and both of them watched, along with Lee who was looking dumbstruck, the peeping tom who was being beaten up by a bunch of angry women, and the angry women as TenTen dove in to save Neji, who had just went under. A second later both of them resurfaced, but Neji was unconscious and wasn't breathing.
"Oh no! Neji isn't breathing! I shall go to Tsunade-sama and bring her back here to heal Neji!" Lee cried.
"It's ok Lee! I'll just perform mouth to mouth." TenTen said sweatdropping. This stopped Lee.
"Mouth to mouth?" he questioned. "What's that?" Everyone face vaulted, except Neji who was unconscious and still not breathing.
"Shut up and watch!" TenTen said annoyed and then started to do mouth to mouth on the unconscious Neji. Lee started taking notes muttering something about 'reviving the youthfulness' and so did Jiarya (Ruki44: Who was the peeping tom…if you couldn't figure that out, your just plain sad…) but for completely different reasons…Just then Neji eyes started to open, unknown to TenTen. His eyes widened because she was still doing mouth to mouth. His face turned red, easily rivaling her sisters (Hinata: I can't see Neji-nii-san doing that…Ruki44: But oh he did! See? I got the pictures of it! Gives pictures to Hinata Ruki: Wow, that's pretty impressive color he got there. Tetra: You do this all the time? Wow, I wonder how many colors of red there are now…) TenTen leaned back and saw that Neji was awake and red faced. She blushed as she realized what had just happened.
"You ok Neji? You weren't breathing, and so…well yea, you're a genius so I guess I don't need to tell you…" she said rubbing her hand behind her head, not making eye contact.
"Ten…Ten…kissed…me…" Neji finally stammered out and then, imitating his cousin, fainted dead away.
End Flashback
Hanabi just smiled and shook her head.
"Good times…good times…" she muttered. Konohamaru sweatdropped.
"What the hell is she thinking?" he asked himself.
Hanabi's Flashback
While this was going on, she had grabbed Konohamaru's hand in fright and excitement. Luckily for her, Konohamaru didn't notice, so she was able to hold his hand without him saying anything about it.
End Hanabi's Flashback
"Hanabi Hyuuga…Hanabi Hyuuga…Hanabi Hyuuga!" Iruka was yelling out to catch her attention. Unfortunately, she was still in her own little dream world.
"Ano…Iruka-sensei…she won't be…here for awhile." Konohamaru said tentatively. Iruka sweatdropped.
"She's in her dream world again?" Iruka asked. It was well known that whenever Hanabi went into her dream world, no outside force could get her out. At least with Hinata all you had to do was say her name, or in extreme cases, poke her, but Hanabi was impossible to get out of her dream world. But she did well (Iruka suspected Konohamaru gives her his notes…and he was right since everybody generally avoids Hyuuga's like a disease, like they do Naruto…and Hanabi only got along with Konohamaru very well. She got along ok with Mogi and Udon…but that was about it.) so nobody complained.
Some people wondered what she dreamed about in that dream world…with Hinata it was easy to guess, unless you were Naruto…who didn't have any clue…but only Hinata, Neji, and Hanabi herself knew what was going on. And truth to be told, it rivaled Hinata's by long fold and Hinata's was quite…um…interesting.
Ruki44: Yea I know, I was vague...and I wanted to keep it T...
Hinata: Your evil!
Tetra: Don't deny it
Ruki: I don't want to know what Hanabi's thinking...
Ruki44: Ugh I know, anyway, review and vote people!
