THE REINCARNATION OF THE PIG
Tama home- 5 years old.
Miaka- 4 years old.
"Who is there?" asked Tama home fearfully. (A/N- I am NOT making them lisp)
A grunting noise made him turn round. A big fat flabby pig was heading towards him.
"Oh Tama home! It's me! Miaka! Oh Tama home! I love you!" the pig grunted in a nosy tone.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Tama home screamed.
"Remember the pig that used to follow you faithfully? And in the end you killed it for food? I am that pig!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
"I am Miaka! The reincarnation of the pig!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
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"Tama home! Don't scream like that!" simpered Miaka. Tama home woke up from his nightmarish nightmare.
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"You pig!"
"WHAAAAT!!"
"You fat pig!" Miaka burst into tears.
"How could you, Tama home!"
"You evil reincarnation of a pig!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! BAAAAHH! WAHHH! WAAAH!" Miaka bawled. "I am leaving you! But I love you!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! THE PIG IS EATING ME!"
Miaka sniffed and stabbed herself with a dagger and died.
Tama home blinked and looked at Miaka and screamed,
"YAY! THE PIG IS DEAD!"
Then he stopped and scratching his head said,
"What's a pig and what does it look like again?!"
