PART 2!

Interviewer(s): Linkinparkfan9799 and xDemonChickx

Interviewee: Sebastian

My boss: Mrs. Oswaldes

Thanks to: xDemonChickx and my boredom

Ann left (yay~). I turn to Sebastian. "Okay," I swallow my sandwitch. "Three-do you EAT anything?" He nods, so I cross it off.

"My turn!" Demon goes for the list, but I jerk it out of her reach.

"Four-You lived during the Black Plague, yes?" He nods again.

"Hey!" Demon pouts, going for it again. Ditto.

"Five-do you find Elizabeth annoying?"

"To a degree."

"Six-"

"LINKIN!"

Ditto. "-can you play a lot of instruments or just the violin?"

"If I could only play the violin, what kind of butler would I be?"

Demon swoons, THAT giving her enough smarts to snatch the list away correctly. "Eight-do you like me?"

"Demon!" I snap, wretching it out of her grasp.

RIIP!

We stare at the two halves of parchment. "Crap," she mutters.

"Shit," I snap.

Someone walks in. "Ooh~" a girl's voice sings. "Sebastian, who are these fine ladies?"

We turn to...Mey-Rin. Good. Someone sane. Well...to a certain point. "Just some girls interviewing sexy butlers~" Demon sings.

"NO," I hiss. "We're some girls interviewing-"

"Sexy people?"

"No."

"You even said yourself Lelouch was sexy."

CRAP! "You read that report?"

"Well, DUH!"

I think about it. DOUBLE CRAP! "Jeez...Hey, can I interview you and the other servants for a bit?"

Mey-rin nods and leads me out (sadly leaving Sebastian and Demon alone together). We go into Sevant's Quarters to find the pyromaniac and the naive-tough guy sitting at a table playing Go Fish, Tanaka (I believe...) holding his...tea? While doing his famous 'ho, ho, ho.'. I'm serious, first thought was 'SANTA! OH MI GOD! SANTA!'. So, no asking HIM questions...I walk over and Mey-rin sits while I stand. "Hello!" I greet. "I'm Linkin Ann Oddball. Can I ask you three some questions?"

"Sure," Bard (pyromaniac) shrugs, cigarette in mouth.

"Okay, how's it like to work with Sebastian?"

"Pain in the neck," Bard scoffs. "Always thinks he can boos us 'round!"

"He always does a perfect job to!" Finny (if you don't know, WHY are you reading this?) huffs.

"I don't mind," Mey-rin shrugs. "He tells me when I blunder."

"He's not SUPPOSED to!" Bard slaps his forehead.

I blink. "Uh...How's it like to work for Ciel?"

"Good," Bard nods.

"Better than being a lab rat..." Finny shudders.

"Love it here's!" Mey-rin claps her hands. "It's so wonderful to not be treated badly!"

..."..."..."..."..."..."Okay." I glance at my arm. "Uh...one more thing...is Sebastian known for going after women?"

"No," they all say in unison.

I nod and walk off, about to go down the stairs when I hear voices. "See you later Ciel~"

"Bye Elizabeth. Oh and, who did you bring?"

"A girl named Linkin and another named Demon. They just fell out of the sky!"

Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. CRAP! I gulp and wait until the door closes until I go down the stairs, freezing at Ciel's...questionable look. "What?" I ask.

"...Nothing."

He walks off on his cane to the kitchen, where I left Sebastian and Demon. When I get one step down..."SEBASTIAN WHAT THE BLOODY HLL ARE YOU DOING?"

I rush down the steps, holding my skirts so I don't trip, and run next to Ciel, covering my mouth. "DEMON!" I shriek.

Demon is making out with Sebastian forcefully, most of his shirt off. He's stuggling, though I see a slight smile there, and he's not exactly kicking when he should. Ciel and I pry the 'love birds' apart, Demon huffing and her hair all messed up. "I HAVE NO REGRETS!" she screams at the ceiling.

I face Ceil. "I'm SO sorry, uh, can I come back...I still have two tinsee questions..."

"When he gets his act together, yes," Ciel huffs, dragging a shocked/happy/drunk/sexy demon butler out of the room.

I drag crazy/panting/lunatic Demon out as well, glaring at the sky. "CAN WE GET BACK NOW?"

I blink and I find myself (and Demon) back in the machine. Mrs. Oswaldes raises a brow. "What happened?"

Demon lifts her arm up to point at me, even though I have her by the elbows. "She made the BIG mistake of leaving me alone with Sebastian~"

Review

Tell me who you want me to interview next~ Has to be something I know.

One-Elfen Lied

Two-Ouran Highschool Host Club

Three-Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler)

Four-Inuyasha

Five-Hetalia

Six-Shugo Chara

Seven-Death Note

Eight-Vampire Knight

Nine-Rosario+Vampire

Ten-Code Geass

Review~ Again~ PLEASE!