Yeah, I'm back.
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That should shock you more than it probably does. This story truly has no plot, so please don't try to turn any of this into logic. It won't work.
Disclaimer: I do not own Disney if I did, The Little Mermaid's heroine would be someone I could stand.
Mary Suicide Part II
"Oh my…" Hercules just couldn't finish his sentence. It was worse than anyone in the gang could have expected.
"So then, lyk I tolde hermys to just (swear) off," Aphrodite waved her hands around nonchalantly. Needless to say, she had adorned black nail polish, and everything she had once fought to destroy: the power of the emo band merchandise.
"Oh, Aphrodite, why?!" Meg was stunned. "You know that emo girls are only boys with make-up!"
"Hey…wait just a tick," Lallyzippo scratched her chin thoughtfully. "I thought only gods were allowed on Mount Olympus, so why is that we're all able to be up here…?"
Hercules and Meg stared at Lallyzippo for a moment. They reached the same conclusion at the same time. "It must be YOUR sue powers!"
"But my sue powers are being suppressed by the sombrero." Lallyzippo had a point.
Hercules, Meg, and Lallyzippo decided that answering this question was more important than the fate of the other gods at the moment, and sat down to puzzle it as Phil started to cut himself; Phil had forgotten that he was only a secondary character, and was therefore, vulnerable to the leftover sue-power mingling in the air.
"The bes musik is GC, MCR, Evinezenz, Linin prak, BLINK183, mraliyn manson, panik at da desko, fal out boy, from first 2 last, hothorne hites, all da odder goofik bandz. An da werst music is ASHLEEE SIMPSON britney spearz, hilery duff, linzee lohan an' ALL POP!"
The gang, minus Phil turned to see a horribly disfigured dead thing waving its arms around. Although most of the gods were gone, Hera seemed to be struggling, trying to regain herself. "Wh-what about other music?" she groaned.
"What da fuk! STooopid prepz dere is no othere musik!" And the creepy, fat thing went around yelling and cursing as it waved its middle finger in the air like a little flag.
Hercules understood why his mother was fighting so dearly for her sanity—she loved Aqua.
Naw, I'm just kidding!
Hera loves MC Hammer.
Phil suddenly went black eyed and started crying. "Where'd all da hopp go?"
"PHIL!" Hercules punched him across the face. "Snap out of it!"
Unfortunately, Hercules had forgotten his strength once again, and this sent Phil flying off Olympus. Don't worry, he's a major secondary character; he'll be back.
Hercules turned and glared at Lallyzippo. "Why'd you make me do that?"
"What?! It wasn't on purpose!" Meg and Hercules glared. So did Pegasus, because Lallyzippo had totally forgotten about him for the beginning of the chapter. "…Okay, yeah it was."
"…Okay." Hercules shrugged. "We should probably stop that sue, now."
"Right!" everyone nodded.
"Although," Lallyzippo scrutinized the blasphemous speller, "she seems familiar…"
"It's a she?!" Meg gasped.
"WUT DE FUK!" The thing just now noticed them, apparently. "Mai nam is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way—"
"OH MY GOSH! KILL IT NOW!" Lallyzippo screeched, suddenly realizing what they were up against.
Insert epic battle sequence in which sue gains godlike powers like Storm, Cyclops and Wolverine combined.
"GRAAAAHHH!"
"IT'S GODZILLA!" Meg pointed frantically, as all of Olympus went up in a black cloud. The platforms were shaking and Ebony's eyes were glowing. Kenny got sucked in, too.
"Mphfffmp!" was all Kenny could yell before being brutally crushed by the storm.
Lallyzippo glared. "Oh my gosh! You killed Kenny!"
"You bastard!" Pegasus neighed.
Everything stopped.
"Uh, I mean, NEIGH!"
Panic resumed.
Then a plot hole opened up in the fanfiction and sucked the sue back into her fail Twilight and Harry Potter fics.
"Well, that…was anti-climactic," Meg blinked.
Lallyzippo shrugged. "I didn't feel like writing any more, and I need to finally post some crap."
THE END. Of Part 2.
