Annie marched into the basement in a Yellow Bird outfit like a boss. Claude, Sebastian, Ciel, and Alois were already there, enjoying a nice latte. As Annie came in, Ciel choked on his drink. Alois blinked. "I HAVE DITCHED THE OLD FORMAT WRITING STYLE!" she says triumphantly. "Oh and Tera should be here any moment with Jess..."
Alois scoffed. "That crazy Claude imposter? And who's Jess?" As soon as Annie started bitching at him about how he will love and marry Tera some day while she and Ciel rode off on a unicorn, Jess and said Crazy Claude Imposter strutted in. Claude removed Annie from her bitching. "Hey where's that song coming from?" asked Annie. Tera guffawed. "IT'S OUR SEXY STRUTTING SONG DUH!" She threw a dictionary at Annie's head. Jess was turning off the music while holding a small man in her arms. Annie peeked at her.
"HOLY SHIT IT'S A MIDGET!" she yelled, pointing at the figure in Jess's arms. Sebastian bit back a laugh. Tera started petting said Midget's hair. Jess glared, "HE'S NOT A MIDGET! THIS IS TANAKA FOR YOUR INFORMATION." Annie then ran over and stole Tanaka. "OH MY GOD IT'S THE SEXY OLD CHIBI MAN! I THINK I JUST RATTED." She began to nuzzle the sleeping Tanaka and sing Private Dancer to him. Ciel recovered from his choking attack and face-palmed. "I think I'll regret asking this, but what do you mean by ratted?" he stared tiredly at Annie. "That's right. Stare at me foo' Soon we'll be doing it like they do it on the Discovery Channel." Ciel said nothing and went back to his latte, muttering something like 'I knew I'd regret it'.
Jess went over to Sebastian and started questioning him on what hair product he uses. Sebastian started to put his seducing skills to work. Tera snatched Tanaka from Annie's arms and bitch-slapped him. "BITCH GET YOUR OWN HOE!" and then she threw him out of the window. Annie smiled in a creepy way and told her to get in the basement closet, Tera obediently obeyed. Annie then went to sit on Alois's lap. She turned her head slowly to look at Claude. "Claude-o...please GTFO." Claude GTFO'd after hearing no refusal from his highness.
"Yay! So Alois...have you watched the Discovery Channel?" Alois smirked, "I believe I have." he stated in a whisper-seducing voice. Annie almost ratted. He then proceeded to dump Annie off his lap and onto the floor. Annie hissed, glaring at the blonde. "BECAUSE OF YOUR BEHAVIOR I WILL NOW LOCK YOU IN THIS CLOSET WITH TERA FOR TWO HOURS YOU LITTLE SLUT!" Annie battle-cried and tossed Alois into the closet, she heard a growl from Tera and a squeak from Alois. She considered opening it again, but then shrugged and went to check on Jess.
Sebastian's seducing techniques had succeeded, Jess was on the floor, red and fainted. Annie gave Sebastian a look. "What?" he said innocently. Annie shook her head and went to let Alois out after hearing a scream from in there. She slammed open the door like a boss. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" she screamed as she saw Alois under Tera, his purple vest off along with his boots and his shirt midway unbuttoned. Tera looked like a ferocious tiger who was in the middle of eating up a nice antelope. Alois had hickeys on his neck and...thighs? Ciel popped up beside Annie, inspecting the crime scene.
"Tera please remove yourself from Trancy, your actions are quite disrespectful." he coughed, trying to look casual but everyone knew he was totally jelly. Tera grinned, obviously pleased. "How are they disrespectful, my good Lord?" she said, the grin not leaving her face. Annie was currently red, trying to contain her inner fangirl at the sight of seeing a moment approaching. Ciel turned away. "A lady shouldn't be showing such vulgar motions, a male is the only one for that." he shut up after realizing another meaning in his words. Annie screamed. Jess came running over in an attempt to see an uke Alois. Claude came back, towering over Tera as he lifted her up like a puppy and carried her away. "Oh, Claude! I didn't know you had such an aggressive side to you~.." she purred as he threw her out of the building.
Ciel sighed and went over to Sebastian. "May I get you anything, My Lord?" Ciel whispered something in Sebastian's ear and went off into a hidden room in the basement. Annie yelled, "THAT'S THE KARAOKE ROOM! And it's Earl Grey Tea is spiked..." Alois appeared, fully dressed and a bit cautious. "That girl isn't around here anymore is she?" he asked quietly. "Dang that must've been quite a scare for you!" she said, making an 'OMG' face to exaggerate. Alois tch'd. "The closet was fucking dark!" he raged, stomping his boot while his bottom lip quivered. Annie frowned, feeling guilty. Sebastian led Alois to the Karaoke Room to calm down.
"Ahh well there's a first time for everything...right Claude-o?" Annie turned, watching as Claude crochet'd a weave. "Ooh! Make me an Elizabetch one! Her hair is like impossible and I wanna parade around in it!" she flamenco'd, tripping over a rolling Jess somehow and ended up on the floor. "Oof! Ah ha, hopefully they don't get too riled up in the Karaoke Room..." She 'PFFT'D' out loud and died with an 'x_x' face and her tongue out. Wait what?
