SharpLight: Hello again to all readers who managed to stumble away through the first chapter. I know it's confusing and I recognize any and all anger, but it's to make sure that you continue reading.
MoonGaze: Wow Sharps that was surprisingly mature coming from you.
SL: Thank you. Commandment #3: All clothing for females may not extend beyond 5 inches past the base of the limb and may have no more than half a centimeter in slack. #4…
MG: GET BACK HERE, SEXIST PIG!!
SL: FLEE! NONE ARE SAFE!
Narrator 1: And today we start out at 10 am. This is because our heroes at team 7 were told to be here at 5 but Neito sensei happened to be 5 hours late. And by the time he did show up, he did so by causing an entire thunderstorm to appear out of a sealing scroll and teleporting in by lightning while reading an orange book!
Susano Raikou: Father, what has taken you such time? Not only are you exactly on time normally, but you know that I hate all things inefficient.
Narrator 2: And as he spoke these words without emotion, an unfelt wind stirred his hair.
Roze Uchiha: Well, um, you also told us to be here at 5, and are reading. Oh, and what are you reading?
Neito Raikou: Well Roze, the book I'm reading is a little thing called porn, and is something you should never touch as it will make your mind explode. And to answer all other questions you have, here's a book I found and am now taking advice from.
N1: At this, Neito tossed a small notebook to Minato who then proceeded to read the book aloud.
Hello reader,
My name is Kakashi Hatake, and if you are reading this book, you want to be an excellent sensei, like me. To do so, just follow my loge. Step 1: every day, make your students get up at some ungodly hour. Step 2: show up hours later while reading porn, as this will bond them over hatred of you.
N2: After this, Minato then shredded the book on the grounds that this was the worst advice he had ever heard.
NR: Aaaand THAT is why we are now going to start your test. If you don't come at me with all your power like you were going to kill me, you will fail. Ready, set, GO!
N1: And thus the fight began. This started with Minato charging forward with an elbow slam, to which Neito countered by bending almost 90 degrees and sending a shock of electricity into him. After which, Susano walked forward with an extra long kunai in his hand, intending to cause a wound while his father was distracted. This to failed. At this, Roze, Sharingan active, began some complex hand seals ending in ram. She then shouted "Forget Me Yes Jutsu" and cast a genjutsu, intent on making Neito's mind go blank. Unfortunately, what she did not know was that Neito had already used his Taiyougan to copy part of the Sharingan and was, at that moment, immune to almost all genjutsu. To counter that, Neito charged in at a moderate speed, trailing electricity behind him. This was countered when Minato, with inhuman stealth, managed to charge in and deliver an aerial axe kick combo, sending Neito toppling to the ground. This was met with unfortunate results.
N2: You see, what our heroes, with the exception of Susano, did not know was that the reason Neito was unable to use true taijutsu was the Phoenix Fire, an insanely powerful regenerative ability. Due to the simple fact that all impacts and strains cause the body damage on a microcellular level, this creates a wound. And due to the expansive nature found in all forms of flames, this would create a small explosion. And a bloody explosion is exactly what happened.
N1: To say the shock was palpable is like to say that the person writing this is a genius. That is, accurate, but inadequate. The first person to recover from this was Susano, who then charged forward with the intent to run a kunai through his father's heart, but failed miserably. This was due to the fact that electrical impulses control a person's entire musculature system. The result of this fact was that Susano was dancing in place, juggling kunai, and singing a very loud song about an idiot sailor who ventured out to find a group of creatures of inhuman beauty who would love whoever found them forever, but forgot the creatures were men!
N2: As soon as Neito stopped that, he found Roze in front of him in a T like stance. She then, after bending her elbows and shouting "Hummingbird Strike," descended upon him in a flurry of strikes that each perfectly targeted the chakra points.
NR: Impressive. Not only have you managed to build instinctive speed when performing strikes, but you have also learned to target chakra points while not a Hyuga. How did you do this?
RU: OH! How are you still alive?
NR: I'll explain after you explain how you created your technique and what the extra strikes are for.
MU: I'll explain Roze. You see, Roze's abilities with Sharingan are well beyond any others, most likely due to the fact that she gained her Sharingan at age 3. Back to point, she has learned to overlay a chakra enhanced memory of a person's chakra network over her actual vision and then, at incredibly high speeds, strikes a person's chakra points twice. The first time is to send chakra flow into overdrive, an ability only 8 Hyuga, my brothers, Roze, and myself posses. The second set of strikes is to shut down all chakra flow entirely. This causes the body to still try to force chakra down persons' chakra pathways at double to triple pressure than it should. Thus, when it reaches the blocked point, it destroys the point in an attempt to relieve the pressure.
NR: Alright. You explained the technique, and I'll explain my invulnerability. Use your Byakugan.
N1: at the moment Minato activated his Byakugan, Neito dropped a small, blue ring from his left hand. As this happened, Minato gasped.
MU: How… that's physically impossible!
RU: What is it, Minato?
MU: He has no chakra points! It's like his entire chakra system is a second nervous system! In addition to that, his entire chakra network is like a bunch of interconnecting systems of chakra coils. As well, he has a second chakra system, kind of like a haze of white. It's incredible!
N2: But the moment he stopped talking, Susano used a jutsu that shot a compressed ball of chakra out of his fingertip, the result being a hole in his dad's head that almost instantly healed. This began a huge barrage of jutsu by Susano, each with hand seals that flew by so fast that it seemed they didn't exist. That is, until Roze looked at the fight with her Sharingan.
RU: Oh! Minato, he doesn't need hand seals!
SR: Very good. 5 points for the Uchiha filth.
MU: What is your problem with Roze? What's she done to you?
SR: Nothing, which is exactly the problem. The "all mighty Uchiha clan" is supposed to be a clan of genii, yet the only thing I see is a cowering maggot whose parents got blown up in a single jutsu.
N1: Man, today we get a lot of work. At this, Roze ran to the nearest small dark place, crying. Immediately after, Minato sedated Susano by hitting the base of Susano's head.
NR: What was that about?
MU: As our sensei, I guess you have a right to know what is going on. This all reflects upon Roze's early childhood.
N2: Flashback time!
It was the beginning of the Last Strike war, so named because it was a last ditch effort for the sound village. Its casualty list included many great ninja. Ninja like Kakashi Hatake, Choji Akimichi, Akamaru Inuzuka, and Hisui Lee. But the two deaths that affected the Uzumaki family most were the deaths of Sasuke and Sakura Uchiha. It happened like this: Sakura and Sasuke went temporarily out of retirement in order to help protect the village. Unfortunately, they came up against two ninja who were given orders to kill the two ninja at all costs. The result of this was the enemy ninja using a jutsu that, at the cost of their own life, totally annihilates every fiber of an opponent's physical and metaphysical forms. What was unknown to the two leaf ninja was that their daughter had ran away from the evacuation parties to say goodbye.
MU: She arrived just in time to see their deaths. I then found her a couple of days later, huddled and crying in a bush. She says that, on her bad days, she can see her dad's face as he died.
NR: I understand. When you calm her down, tell her you all passed the test. Also, remember to tell her to see Kurenai Sarutobi. Roze really needs psychiatric help.
