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dose, and I don't own dragon ball z Characters, I just like to mix stories
and make people laugh, if I can, so I hope you enjoy this.
Chapter 2 Hogwarts express "So, I'm a wizard?" Freeza asked curiously, as he looked at the man who called himself Hagrid. "Yep, and a bloomin good on I expect, now then lets go and get your supplies and Dagon ally" and then they were off, they walked for what seemed like miles, and they both got strange looks from passer Byers. Then they reached what seemed to be brick wall, Freeza took one good look at it, and let out a grunt. "I should have know it was too good to be true, me being a wizard" he started to walk away, when hargid stopped him, and pointed at the wall with his umbrella. Then, the most amazing thing happened, Freeza held his breath as he saw the wall dissolve, revealing a whole town behind it. Harid gave freeza a push and then there they were, at what seemed to be the most amazing thing freeza had ever seen, there were stores, strange ones, with names like "balderdashes magical mayhem" and "wizening wonders" "Wow, this is quite some place" he said bewildered as he walked past a store where five of so little boys were huddled around goping and what looked to him to be a broom stick "Wow! The nimbus 2000" said a fat little chubby boy. "Yeah, me mum is gonna get me one for my first birthday" said a tall and skinny boy next to him. Freeza laughed at the scene. They then came to a shop called" wands" "Its pretty self explanatory, you go in there and get you a wand, i've got to go do a little business." He said as he walked away, pushing some people who were looking at him out of the way. Freeza stared at the shop, hum he thought, as he walked into it. At the desk was a little man, short, and looked old, he stared coughing. "Um excuse me," he said meekly " i'm, here to get a wand, for um Hogwarts." "Ahhhh, write in schedule, Mr. Otter, come with me then, come." Freeza followed and bit awe stuck by the place. The man pulled out a box from the shelf, "Here, this ought to fit you nicely" freeza looked at the men as he handed the wand to him. He paused looking blankly at it. " Well, give it a wave" freeza waved the wand and a bunch of cats came flying out of a box. "Well, not that one...hum let me see.." he said looking hopingly at the wall of wands. "ahhh, maybe.." he said insure of himself "try out this one" he handed freeza the wand, okay, freeza thought, get with it, come one, get with it. He gave the wand a wave, and a bright light seemed to beam down on him, showering him with really good feelings. "interesting.very interesting indeed." He started rambling on about something being very interesting, and it was is if something clicked in his head. "you see, it's interesting that your wands brother gave you your scar." Freeza looked at the man baffled, "what scar? I have no scar" then something in the mans head clicked, "oh, i'm sorry, wrong person.well in that wand is unicorn horn dust, dragons fire, and phoenix beak, and a salad tosser, the wand is made of mahogany, so treat it well, you will be a great wizard you know." He said giving him a toothy grin. "I Know, I am the supreme ruler of the universe" he said looking as proud as a peacock, just them the bell rang. He looked over at Hagrid, who in his hand had a cadge with a white owl. "I got a present for you freeza, his name it hardwired" the owl gave a reassuring hoot, and ruffled his feathers. Well then, off to platform 9 and 1/3 of 3/4. so their freeza was, about to board onto the giant red train. He found and empty room, and sat, waiting patently, twiddling his fingers. When a strange voice was herd, "is there any room in here for someone" freeza looked up, "yeah, sure sit right there" the boy walked over and sat down with a gasp of air. He looked at freeza. " i'm Vegeta measly" he said reluctantly "i'm Freeza. Freeza Otter" Vegeta mouth opened.. "your..owl is nice", he said looking over at hardwired's cadge" "yeah, his name is hardwired" the boys had a nice chat, about there lives, and who and where they lived , then at one point a fat lady with a trolley cart came by. "and would you boys be liken something form the trolley?" Vegeta gave a short look at his sandwich, "no thanks, I'm all set" freeza gave him a sorry look, "well take all you got!" he said with a smile on his face. "oh, no you wont, you'll be ruinin your apathies!" she gave them a lot of things thought, and as they sat there eating away and discussing politics, Vegeta pulled out his pet rat, "this is Bitsy Pookums, my rat" freeza looked at the rat, which was white with what looked like a hood over his head running down the rest of his body. "my brothers taught me how to make dance" he rummaged through his pants, and pulled out a wand, just then a girl with long black hair came in. "have any of you seen a toad, a boy named trunks lost him" she looked blankly at Vegeta "are you doing magic, well lets see." Vegeta gave her a strange look, "ehem.lickem up, and make em shake, make this rat do the tango, or, something." Bitsy Pookums looked at him and then back at the food he was eating. "wow, that was great, my name is Chi-chi Granger, and yours?" Vegeta looked at the floor. "Vegeta measly" he said shakingly. Then she turned to freeza. "my name is freeza..freeza Otter." Chi-chi's mouth opened, "the real freeza? Wow, i've always wanted to meet you. Well, the train will be there soon, best put on your robes." And with that she walked away. "that women was hot!" said Vegeta, but she could never like me, i'm just a poor white trash little boy who hasn't a life. Freeza looked shocked at Vegeta, as he put on his K-mart bought robes, he glanced down at his Gucci robes, his Gorgie Armani shoes, his Prada bag, he felt sorry for Vegeta, but then he thought, hey, its not my problem. Then the train stopped, and they all got out, a boy with dark black hair was there to escort them. "get out all of you, little freaks!" he yelled, "that's my brother, Gohon" said Vegeta with a touch of embarrassment in his voice. They all walked to the boats, where Hagrid was waiting for them. "ahh, you made it safely, well let's get on the boats, Hogwarts awaits you." And they all scattered in the little wooden boats. And half way across the lake a scream was head and they all turned around to see a large tentacle grab a young boy and pull him under, freeza turned around to look at Hagrid, who merely shrugged and said, "ah, you cant keep em all, alright were almost there, now watch your step." As they neared the doc freeza looked up in amazement at the large castle light up like a large, Christmas tree, only it of course was a castle. As the whole group entered the entrance, Hagrid stopped, " alright, stay here while I go get Mrs. McDonalds." Then he ran into the building. There was a moment of silence then they all burst out in a roar of talking. Then out of the middle of nowhere a man with spiky black hair walked up to him. "I know who you are, your freeza Otter." He paused and looked at freeza. "yeah, what of it?!" he glared at the boy "well, my name is Goku Milfoil, and this here is Yamcha, and Krillion, you don't want to go making friends with the wrong types." He paused to look at Vegeta, "black hair, k-mart robes, no doubt a measly." Vegeta looked down in shame. "so what do you say freeza, he shot out a hand to shake." Freeza stared at him in disgust " I think my true friends could wash their hands once and awhile." Goku glared down at his hand to see they were indeed covered with a thin layer of grim, then, it happened, they looked at each other, and knew then, they were enemies, they had to hate each other, and freeza got some bad vibes off of him. And a women interrupted his deep thoughts. Who freeza guesses was Mrs. McDonald. "you will all follow me, to get sorted into your houses." And with that she set of into the door.
How was that? Did I surprise you with any of the characters? Well, no one seems to be reading and reviewing, even thought clearly this is a clever story, I mean, come on, whom else and had this idea? Well I will keep updating the story.
Chapter 2 Hogwarts express "So, I'm a wizard?" Freeza asked curiously, as he looked at the man who called himself Hagrid. "Yep, and a bloomin good on I expect, now then lets go and get your supplies and Dagon ally" and then they were off, they walked for what seemed like miles, and they both got strange looks from passer Byers. Then they reached what seemed to be brick wall, Freeza took one good look at it, and let out a grunt. "I should have know it was too good to be true, me being a wizard" he started to walk away, when hargid stopped him, and pointed at the wall with his umbrella. Then, the most amazing thing happened, Freeza held his breath as he saw the wall dissolve, revealing a whole town behind it. Harid gave freeza a push and then there they were, at what seemed to be the most amazing thing freeza had ever seen, there were stores, strange ones, with names like "balderdashes magical mayhem" and "wizening wonders" "Wow, this is quite some place" he said bewildered as he walked past a store where five of so little boys were huddled around goping and what looked to him to be a broom stick "Wow! The nimbus 2000" said a fat little chubby boy. "Yeah, me mum is gonna get me one for my first birthday" said a tall and skinny boy next to him. Freeza laughed at the scene. They then came to a shop called" wands" "Its pretty self explanatory, you go in there and get you a wand, i've got to go do a little business." He said as he walked away, pushing some people who were looking at him out of the way. Freeza stared at the shop, hum he thought, as he walked into it. At the desk was a little man, short, and looked old, he stared coughing. "Um excuse me," he said meekly " i'm, here to get a wand, for um Hogwarts." "Ahhhh, write in schedule, Mr. Otter, come with me then, come." Freeza followed and bit awe stuck by the place. The man pulled out a box from the shelf, "Here, this ought to fit you nicely" freeza looked at the men as he handed the wand to him. He paused looking blankly at it. " Well, give it a wave" freeza waved the wand and a bunch of cats came flying out of a box. "Well, not that one...hum let me see.." he said looking hopingly at the wall of wands. "ahhh, maybe.." he said insure of himself "try out this one" he handed freeza the wand, okay, freeza thought, get with it, come one, get with it. He gave the wand a wave, and a bright light seemed to beam down on him, showering him with really good feelings. "interesting.very interesting indeed." He started rambling on about something being very interesting, and it was is if something clicked in his head. "you see, it's interesting that your wands brother gave you your scar." Freeza looked at the man baffled, "what scar? I have no scar" then something in the mans head clicked, "oh, i'm sorry, wrong person.well in that wand is unicorn horn dust, dragons fire, and phoenix beak, and a salad tosser, the wand is made of mahogany, so treat it well, you will be a great wizard you know." He said giving him a toothy grin. "I Know, I am the supreme ruler of the universe" he said looking as proud as a peacock, just them the bell rang. He looked over at Hagrid, who in his hand had a cadge with a white owl. "I got a present for you freeza, his name it hardwired" the owl gave a reassuring hoot, and ruffled his feathers. Well then, off to platform 9 and 1/3 of 3/4. so their freeza was, about to board onto the giant red train. He found and empty room, and sat, waiting patently, twiddling his fingers. When a strange voice was herd, "is there any room in here for someone" freeza looked up, "yeah, sure sit right there" the boy walked over and sat down with a gasp of air. He looked at freeza. " i'm Vegeta measly" he said reluctantly "i'm Freeza. Freeza Otter" Vegeta mouth opened.. "your..owl is nice", he said looking over at hardwired's cadge" "yeah, his name is hardwired" the boys had a nice chat, about there lives, and who and where they lived , then at one point a fat lady with a trolley cart came by. "and would you boys be liken something form the trolley?" Vegeta gave a short look at his sandwich, "no thanks, I'm all set" freeza gave him a sorry look, "well take all you got!" he said with a smile on his face. "oh, no you wont, you'll be ruinin your apathies!" she gave them a lot of things thought, and as they sat there eating away and discussing politics, Vegeta pulled out his pet rat, "this is Bitsy Pookums, my rat" freeza looked at the rat, which was white with what looked like a hood over his head running down the rest of his body. "my brothers taught me how to make dance" he rummaged through his pants, and pulled out a wand, just then a girl with long black hair came in. "have any of you seen a toad, a boy named trunks lost him" she looked blankly at Vegeta "are you doing magic, well lets see." Vegeta gave her a strange look, "ehem.lickem up, and make em shake, make this rat do the tango, or, something." Bitsy Pookums looked at him and then back at the food he was eating. "wow, that was great, my name is Chi-chi Granger, and yours?" Vegeta looked at the floor. "Vegeta measly" he said shakingly. Then she turned to freeza. "my name is freeza..freeza Otter." Chi-chi's mouth opened, "the real freeza? Wow, i've always wanted to meet you. Well, the train will be there soon, best put on your robes." And with that she walked away. "that women was hot!" said Vegeta, but she could never like me, i'm just a poor white trash little boy who hasn't a life. Freeza looked shocked at Vegeta, as he put on his K-mart bought robes, he glanced down at his Gucci robes, his Gorgie Armani shoes, his Prada bag, he felt sorry for Vegeta, but then he thought, hey, its not my problem. Then the train stopped, and they all got out, a boy with dark black hair was there to escort them. "get out all of you, little freaks!" he yelled, "that's my brother, Gohon" said Vegeta with a touch of embarrassment in his voice. They all walked to the boats, where Hagrid was waiting for them. "ahh, you made it safely, well let's get on the boats, Hogwarts awaits you." And they all scattered in the little wooden boats. And half way across the lake a scream was head and they all turned around to see a large tentacle grab a young boy and pull him under, freeza turned around to look at Hagrid, who merely shrugged and said, "ah, you cant keep em all, alright were almost there, now watch your step." As they neared the doc freeza looked up in amazement at the large castle light up like a large, Christmas tree, only it of course was a castle. As the whole group entered the entrance, Hagrid stopped, " alright, stay here while I go get Mrs. McDonalds." Then he ran into the building. There was a moment of silence then they all burst out in a roar of talking. Then out of the middle of nowhere a man with spiky black hair walked up to him. "I know who you are, your freeza Otter." He paused and looked at freeza. "yeah, what of it?!" he glared at the boy "well, my name is Goku Milfoil, and this here is Yamcha, and Krillion, you don't want to go making friends with the wrong types." He paused to look at Vegeta, "black hair, k-mart robes, no doubt a measly." Vegeta looked down in shame. "so what do you say freeza, he shot out a hand to shake." Freeza stared at him in disgust " I think my true friends could wash their hands once and awhile." Goku glared down at his hand to see they were indeed covered with a thin layer of grim, then, it happened, they looked at each other, and knew then, they were enemies, they had to hate each other, and freeza got some bad vibes off of him. And a women interrupted his deep thoughts. Who freeza guesses was Mrs. McDonald. "you will all follow me, to get sorted into your houses." And with that she set of into the door.
How was that? Did I surprise you with any of the characters? Well, no one seems to be reading and reviewing, even thought clearly this is a clever story, I mean, come on, whom else and had this idea? Well I will keep updating the story.
