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1. Ignore her – This will make you look cool

Neji read this rule over and over again. It didn't make any sense! How in the name of fudge would this help him get Tenten?!

Neji knew for a fact that Tenten did not like to be ignored.

If he ignored her, she would probably think-

Knock knock "Come in"

Hanabi came into his room grinning widely. "WATCHA READING?!" She screamed.

Neji sighed. "Hanabi. Shut. Up."

She pouted. "What are you reading?! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!"

"Its nothing," he replied quickly.

"That's what they all say!"

"Get out"

"Make me"

He stood up, walked over to her, picked her up and threw her out the door. Yes kids, threw. This is what happens when Neji skips his anger management classes to watch The Teletubbies.

He jumped back on his bed and re-read the rule – again.

"Well, if the book says to do it, you better do it Neji!" He told himself. Aloud.

"See Hanabi?! I told you he was mad!" Neji heard from outside his window.

He growled and closed it as his cousins ran away.

Don't forget you have training with your team in 5 minutes!

Not you again. Why can't you ju- OH FUDGE! Your right!

He ran down the stairs -knocking over one of the many old woman maids in the process- and out to the training grounds.

Lee and Gai were already there. Yay.

"NEJI! YOU YOUTHFUL THING! YOU'RE HERE 5 MINUTES EARLIER THAN USUAL! WHAT DID YOU DO DIFFERENT?!"

"I knocked over an old lady."

"THAT IS UNYOUTHFUL! WHERE'S TENTEN-CHAN!?"

Before Neji could say retort rudely, Tenten came running down towards them. "Sorry I'm late guys! Ino and Sakura kept me ages talking about a sleepover they're having."

"THAT IS OKAY TENTEN-CHAN!" Lee screamed.

"Oh and Neji! They want to know if you'll ask Hinata to come too!" She said, ignoring Lee.

"Yeah, whatever."

Tenten seemed slightly taken aback.

Lee noticed this and whispered loudly "Do not worry Tenten-Chan! I presume that it is his 'time of month' again!"

Neji's eye twitched. "Lee. Go jump off a cliff."

Tenten laughed. "Hey! Where's Gai today?"

"Don't know. Don't care," Neji replied.

"I WILL LOOK FOR HIM!" yelled Lee, as if it was a mission.

"And then there were two!" Tenten chirped happily.

Neji didn't respond.

"Want to spar?" She asked, smirking. "I know I'll beat you!"

Neji, again, didn't respond.

"Alright! That's it! Why are you ignoring?! Did I do something wrong? Please tell me because I can't remember!" She yelled.

If the matter wasn't so serious, Neji would have replied "Looks like you need anger management classes aswell."

Tenten slowly pulled a kunai out of her bag.

Shit. I said that out loud.

And so, kids, Neji ran. Fast. All the way to the Hyuuga Household, to find Tenten and the old woman waiting for him. Carrying knives.

Run!!

He ran into the bathroom and hid behind the door, until Tenten stumbled in. He quietly slipped out behind the door and locked it, resulting in a frustrated, screaming Tenten.

All night long, the whole house could hear yelling. And swearing. Hiashi had to cover Hanabi's ears.

Neji pretended not to hear the screams while he opened his book and ticked the box labelled 'Didn't Work' next to the title 'Ignore her – This will make you look cool'

He sighed. "The next one better work"


At The Training Grounds

"Gai-Sensei, I think they left us"

"I do too Lee. I do too


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