Cop chronicles

Getting Ready

"GO GO GO!" Inutashio yelled. " GET OUT OF BED YOU SLEEZE BAGS AND GET TO WORK! WE HAVE SITUATION!"

Inuyasha grumbled and rolled out of bed. It was four o'clock, nap time according to any normal person's body clock.

He threw on a shirt and hurried downstairs to the chaos/getting ready room.

It was already (as the name suggests) in chaos, with officers running front, left and center. He groaned.

Sesshomaru hopped past him on one foot, trying to get a boot on, " get out of my way, moron!"

Kagome was somewhere in the far corner, trying to find her jacket. " AH! WHERE THE HELL IS MY JACKET?" she creamed at the top of her voice.

Kouga was struggling to find his weapon amongst the others while shouting himself hoarse, " YOU ALL ARE BASTARDS!"

Kanna was running around looking every where for her belt. " I HATE YOU ALL, YOU F#ING RETARDS!"

Koura was shouting, " MORONS, WHERE THE HELL IS MY PEPPER SPRAY?"
Hakudoushi just shouted from the corner, " SHIT, THERE'S A FRINKIN' SPIDER IN MY SHOE!"

Everybody froze. Kagome asked, "no, really?"

Hakudoushi shrugged. "nah, just for the fun of it."

The chaos resumed.

Kagura and Kouga were still trying to find their weapons, they looked through one row each, turned a ninety degree turn simultaneously, and ran SMACK into each other and fell down.

"Ooooo….." everyone in the room echoed before remembering their own plights and trying to find their stuff.

Inuyasha was now looking for his socks. " DIE ALL YOU WRETCHED PEOPLE! WHERE THE CHOCOLATE ARE MY SOCKS?"

Kanna giggled. "chocolate?" she asked.

" I like it." he replied.

Kagura, haven gotten up, now was continuing looking for her weapon, yelled, " I HOPE YOU ALL DIE!"

Kagome screeched from on top of a closet, rummaging for her pepper spray, " DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"

Sesshomaru bellowed, " I HATE YOU ALL AND SHUT UP!" that quieted them down for a bit.

"why do we always do this?" he asked.

"do what?" Kagura said.

" The whole running around screaming insults at each other while getting ready thing?"

"Ah..that? No reason really. Just fun."

Sesshomaru stared at her.

She shrugged.

Miroku resumed yelling as he cupped his hands to make a speakerphone and said, " I HOPE YOU ALL DIE, AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY PEPPER SPRAY?"

From below Inutashio sighed.

"tell me," he said to Izayoi. " I don't believe we made THAT much noise in our years?"

She grimaced and stomped up the stairs.

Miraculously, everyone in the supply room heard her coming.

" Uhoh….CODE LILIAC! CODE FRIKIN LILIAC!" Miroku yelled.

They all sat down quietly and started doing what they had to, whistling cheerfully, just as Izayoi walked in.

She narrowed her eyes at every one of them in turn and shut the door to go back down the stairs.

When she was about halfway down, Kanna screeched, " I HATE YOU ALL, I HOPE YOU DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH, AND ROT IN HELL! NOW GIVE ME MY PEPPER SPRAY!"

They all stared at her. Kagome whistled a low whistle. " I guess you had some time to think about that……."

She replied, " ME WANT MY PEPPER SPRAY!! There, better?" she smiled sweetly at Kagome, who grinned and threw her a bottle of what she screaming for.

In about ten minutes of screaming, shouting, insulting, kicking, punching, scrambling, and throwing stuff around, they all were lined up outside the door, fully ready.

The guys had a black military type jacket and pants with a bullet proof vests and helmets, and the girls had the same type of vest, helmets and jackets, except with thigh length boots and a miniskirt that was about five inches higher then the boots, on.

Inutashio and Izayoi walked in front of them.

Inutashio announced, " today, you are being sent on a special course. You will learn who to help the victims of a crime feel comfortable with coming to the police of any problem occurs, and you will comfort them. Now, if you end up swearing and beating up a random person in the office throughout your career, you WILL be fired. Understand?"

Sesshomaru took off his helmet and straightened his hair. "fine, I get it, dad. You made us get all dressed up for nothing."

Izayoi replied, " correct. We didn't really feel like telling you, you weren't going on a mission, but then you got ready according to drill. You can take off the jackets and helmets if you want."

There was a sigh of relief and everyone threw their helmets the ground.

"ok, now out the door! You will be meeting with a very troublesome client, YOU WILL BE RECORDED. Now out the door!"

They were led into the hall with a cabin like room in the middle. " you will each pass through this cabin, solve the person's problem and get out. START!" he blew his whistle. "Oh, and if you can't do it, don't hurt the volunteer, just move out."

Kouga was up first. He entered the cabin to see a pretty blonde lady in a blue dress coat and skirt sitting down. She stood up. "ah, officer Kouga, you must be?"

He nodded and asked her to sit down.

She pushed a form towards him. " I cant seem to understand this form. Could you please explain this box?" she pointed at the one for name.

"uh….miss, that's for your name."

"what? I didn't quite catch that." the lady flashed him a huge smile.

"it's for your name."

"and you do…."

" you write down your name here."

"ok….full name?"

"yes."
" but my full name wont fit!"

"it will, just try writing it." he assured to the lady, who looked thoroughly distraught.

"it wont."

"it will."

"it wont."

" it will."

"it wont."

"why don't you try it?" he asked, starting to get ticked off now.

"Annabelle Mary Wellson Chierchelf Weasely Elizabith Smithstone."

Kouga gaped at her.

" now will it fit?" she asked smugly.

He recovered and said, " it alright, you can write down here."

She smiled apologetically at him and said, "could you please write it down for me? I cut my hand, it pains me a bit."

She wiggled her pinky a bit to show a tiny paper cut and smiled as he rolled his eyes.

He took the pen and began writing down her name. " so how do you spell Chierchelf?"

"c-h-I-e-c-h-s-m-g-r-l-f"

"dosent that become chiechsmfrlg?" he said, having a hard time pronouncing it.

"oh, I didn't say that! I said shiershieflgr!"
"what?"

"oh, chierlflag"

"what? You're making no sense!"

" you don't even know how to spell my name!" she looked as if she would cry.

she looked up with great big doe eyes to where kouga was supposed to be standing but he was already out the door signaling a 'that lady inside is crazy!" sign to Inutashio, who blew the whistle for Hakudoushi to go in. he walked over to Kouga who was muttering, " never again…..grr…." he put a hand on his shoulder.

"you know, you did pretty good. No one was expected to resolve that lady's problem, because you'll never, I hope to god, get a client like that. You worked on her for about five minutes, which is a flying score, cause two minutes was the passing mark."

Kouga growled at his happy smile. " why must you continue to torture us so?" he shook his head again.

"uh….but, don't tell anyone else that!" he warned as Kouga headed off to change and sit in the common room waiting for the others to come back.

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No, really, this isn't even that funny. Yet. Ive been writing the next chapter, and I fell over about twenty time, trying to WRITE IT!

Just review and wait a bit, and I'll have it up in no time!

Thanks, air peps, for reviewing, its been three days I havent got a spoon of feedback, until from you today.

Airpeeps- I'm sorry if I spelled Kagura's name wrong but I already got the other way in my computer dictionary….so I wont bother fixing it until the new chapters. Anyway, glad you like the last chapter, and hope you like this one too, and keep reviewing!