Chapter 2: House vs Bella:
Author's Note: I thought this bit between House and Bella would be hilarious so here it is. I own nothing.
House listened bored as Carlisle revealed a lot of information about Edward. He thought it would be interesting since Edward was a vampire, but instead it was very boring. It did make him curious though as to why Bella was dating him so he couldn't resist the thought of toying with Bella. He found Bella and Renesmee in Edward's room watching over him.
"How old are you?" House asked.
"What?" Bella asked.
"How old are you?"
"Eighteen."
"He's over one hundred years old and you're eighteen. Don't you know how disgusting that is?"
"It's not disgusting. I -love him."
"Why did you speak with a weird long pause?"
"What do you- mean?"
"That's what I- mean."
"Why did you- come in here?"
"I asked you a question first, but if you really should know, then I don't think you should be married to Edward."
"Why do you say that?"
"How can you date someone like him? He's a bigger jerk than I am. I wouldn't even just leave my girlfriend on impulse."
"Yeh, but he only left me to protect me!"
"If he wanted to protect you, he wouldn't have broke your heart!"
"He didn't break my heart!"
"How could you say that when you mopped around for months after he left you?"
"You're a jerk!" Bella yelled before storming off.
"You know I'm right you know!" House shouted as Bella walked away angrily.
She stopped at the door, "Wait, how did you know all that?"
"Carlisle told me."
"Look I don't care what you think. I love Edward."
"Whatever you say." House said beginning to walk out of the room amnoyed, "and close your mouth before a fly flies in it or something."
Author's Note: So was it amazing? Tell me please!
