House of Fallen Angels
Disclaimer: FLCL storyline with my own, Yuri Hyuga does not belong to me, he belongs to Shadow Hearts, and Yevonites belong to Squaresoft's FFX! Sonic characters belong to Sega!!! The other characters belong to me!!
Prologue
"Hey! I told you I don't like sweet drinks..." I frowned staring down at my now empty wallet. "That was the last of my allowance too..."
"Ah!" I watched her release a soft breath of satisfaction, her lips opened cutely, handing me the half full can of honey mixed with cold milk.
"You smell like church..." I mumbled staring down at the can.
Episode One: The Devil in the Forest
An announcement blared overhead, "Dr. Eggman is at it again. Do not believe he is any threat to us, however the city is nearby so be cautioned. The president of that city is certain that Sonic the Hedgehog will handle the situation, so do not panic. We repeat, do not panic."
Florina gave one last smile before she started to head back to her spot under the bridge. That's when he threw the can at the ground, catching her attention. She simply turned to look at him, eyes shimmering with curiosity, lips still parted.
"I...I got a letter...from Malik..." The little black magician began in a stuttering voice.
"...He writes about Leehalt...and...and..."
A sound of a speeding motorcycle interrupts the hesitant boy; he turns to look at the rider with angry, frustrated eyes, glaring deeply into his grinning face.
BGM: FLCL – Runners High
"Ready...or...not..." He spoke silently to himself, waving the guitar over his dirty red hair, "CAUSE HERE I COME, YA GET IT??!!!!????"
The rider swung his guitar at Aria, but missed completely, and slammed into Florina, who flew over the motorcycle and crashed to the hard concrete beside her brother.
"Flonne!?!!" Aria exclaimed, starting up in shock. "Ohmigosh!!! Are you-"
"Stop!!!" The rider voiced, a hand thrust in front of him, as the boy stood staring, he leapt off the motorcycle and walked steadily to the unconscious girl's side. "Flo's been hit badly...I'll need to make a careful inspection of her body first..."
"But her name isn't Flo..." Aria pouted.
The older man ignored him, kicking Florina's body over, head up. She had become extremely pale and wasn't moving. "Gasp! She's dead!! God—nit!! I killed her!!"
"Flonne?" Aria walked up behind the cursing man and blinked at his beloved sister. He noticed her uneven breathing and rolled his eyes. "Mister, she isn't dead."
"My hands are sullied with the blood of a young angel!! Stupid! Stupid! Why's God's angels gotta be so fragile!?"
"I said her name isn't Flo."
"It was just a bang."
"Hello? Her name isn't Flo. It's Florina. But I call her Flonne for short...hello!"
"Or maybe it was a smash, a slam, a POW?" The rider scratched behind his neck with a puzzled look.
"And how would you know if God's angels are fragile?"
"I guess it doesn't matter..." He reached over to his helmet and goggles; with a hard yank he pulled, letting them fly through the air.
"Huh???" Recognition fell over Aria's face, "Great-grandpa Yuri??!!"
Yuri opened his eyes grinning broadly, then twisted his face into seriousness. "COME BACK TO LIFE!!!!!!!!!!"
In slow motion, as the helmet and goggles continued to soar through the air, Yuri bent his face down to the little angel's and kissed her roughly, bruising her lips, as Aria dot-eyed screamed in a mixture of frustration and maybe even jealously.
Clank, clank-goes the helmet and goggles, landing on the ground. Florina opened her eyes in disgust as she felt a tongue stroking hers, she wiggled in desperate escape and Yuri who noticed this; let her go.
{Author Box}
{"Man that was hard..." Yuri groaned, fanning himself.}
{"I had to hold my breath for a long time..." Florina mumbled, flipping through her Bible.}
{"What?! I thought the slow motion was just special effects!!!" Aria spat a piece of his half eaten hamburger out of his mouth. "You mean you guys did it all by yourselves?!?"}
{"Hey! Back to work!!! Just cuz you guys did a slow-motion clip doesn't mean you can just stop for today!!!" I snapped at them. "Come on!!! Or I'll erase all of you!!"}
{"/"Okay./"}
{Back}
"Ah...see? Flo's back alive." Satisfied, Yuri stood up, wiping his lips.
"I told you, her name isn't Flo." Aria sighed in exasperation.
"For real?" Yuri asked with an arched brow, then looked back at Florina who felt like throwing up. "Well, that's lucky..." He picked the guitar up, thrusting it open to reveal a shotgun. "Lucky for me..."
With a swift movement, he swung it around and attacked the unsuspecting boy in the forehead. "I GOT'CHA!!!!"
"A-kun!!!" Aria, flung by the impact crashed a foot away from Florina, who rushed to his side, sitting, his face between her skirt.
"OUT OF THE F—KIN' WAY, NAÏVE GIRL!!!"
"Stop!! Please don't be angry!!!" Florina pleaded, clapping her hands together, unwilling to budge even though Yuri was swinging his guitar/shotgun above their heads.
"You can hurt me all you want, but please leave A-kun alone!"
"YOU SWEET LITTLE PIECE OF S—T!!!!!!"
"A-kun may be a bit mentally slow, but he's a really good boy!! He'd never hurt anyone purposely!! So please don't hit him!!!"
"THEN WHY'S HE HIDING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!!??! THE LITTLE PERV!!!!!!"
"What?" She took a quick glance now realizing where she'd positioned herself. "See, A-kun's such a good boy that he's never mentioned seeing my panties!"
"SO THE LITTLE B—STARD'S GAY!!!"
"Huh?" Florina blinked in disbelief. "No way! A-kun, tell me it isn't so!! God created men and women for a purpose didn't you understand that part?!"
"Heh. Honey, I'm sure he likes your nipples...I know I would..."
"What??!?"
"BWAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU LET DOWN YO GUARD YO FOO!!!"
"NO!!!" She tried to stop him, but he just shoved her to the ground away from Aria.
"Ah?!"
"OWW!!!" Aria sat straight up, and glared furiously at Yuri. "You! What'd you do to Flonne?!"
"?" Yuri latched his guitar back into place. "You mean...CPR?"
"That's not what I meant!!!" The infuriated little brother clutched his beloved sister tightly in his arms. "Don't you dare touch her...I heard the little conversation..."
"Oh you did?" Another grin.
"Yes. And I'm not gay..."
"We'll see..." Looks at Florina, "you good for nothing."
"What're you talking about??!!?" Aria screamed, not letting her go.
"Blepphh!!!" Getting back on his motorcycle he stuck out his tongue, then rode off, not before blasting a huge black smoke cloud at them, though.
"Jesus!" Aria snarled, then turned to hear Florina murmuring something that he didn't understand.
"Yri's like a stupid adult that's not mature enough to grow up..." Florina's red hair covered her eyes, expressing a bit of hatred she carried for the rider.
"You know I don't understand Hebrew..." Aria sighed, but she simply smiled at him.
BGM: FLCL - Carnival
"Hey Aria! Are you even listening to us?!?"
"Huh?!" Aria looked up from his homework and at his friends. "Oh sorry...want to run that by me again?"
"Good grief...you've been out of it all day..." Wish rolled her eyes, then smiled. "Well, Song'll give you the details, right?"
Her little brother nodded, glasses shining brightly from the warm sun. "Like I was saying...there's been rumor going around that there's this crazy guy roaming around, bashing up Maesters."
"Maesters...?"
"Not only that, but our Priest was attacked today." Wish huffed, nibbling at her lower lip.
"He got hit in the stomach by that same crazy guy wielding a guitar."
"Guitar...Priest...you mean Father Kano?"
"You've got that right...but rumor even goes into saying that after you're attacked by him, it leaves a mark...only if he hits you in the forehead, that is..."
"What kind of a mark?"
"Something called the Devil's mark..." Wish giggled, "stupid, huh?"
"....Devil's mark...forehead..." Aria whispered, rubbing his forehead.
"? Aria? Something wrong? You're sweating." Song and Wish stared down at him with concerned looks. "You've gotten a lot more paler than usual..."
"Oh?! It's nothing...I'm just having trouble in school, but I'm fine...really!" Gathering his papers, he let out an uneasy laugh, not noticing the necklace he called Malice around his neck, which turned to yellow.
".........okay. But still, it's pretty silly isn't it?" Wish asked. "Can't blame the people though...this place is so incredibly boring...I mean the Yevonites don't let us Christians go anywhere...almost as if we were back in the time of segregation..."
"......." Aria didn't respond, but let another unheard whisper slip through his mouth. "I wonder what the Big Guy upstairs is doing..."
"Okay that's enough!"
They turned to see a blue-haired girl, arms crossed, wearing a fancy laced blouse, and extremely short-shorts that were unbuttoned and unzipped, frowning at them. Aria blushed, Song smiled, and Wish grinned.
"Hey, where've you been?" Wish waved at her BF.
"I was busy with my father...some family issues..." She mumbled the last statement, eyes downcast, "but I want you two to stop spreading such lies...no matter how interesting they are, they're still gossip!"
"Yes mother..." Song and Wish said sarcastically, receiving a glare from her.
She sighed, then smiled faintly at the red-faced boy. "Aria...?"
"Wha-what is it...Alyssa?" Aria fumbled with his words, continuing to blush.
"Are you all right? You've got a small lump on your forehead." She asked, reaching out to touch it, but he drew back, uttering under his breath.
"No, no. I-I-I'm fine! I uh..." Their eyes met a moment and he broke the gaze, "I've gotta go home!!"
"Wait..." Before she could stop him, he already left. "?"
Ending/Credits
:BGM:
One Fine Day
{Church attachment to "If we Pray"}
I live my life a mile a minute
Getting caught up in the rush
Lonely, broken, lost, I've been there
But that won't matter soon enough
In my mind I catch a vision of eternity
And how it's gonna be
He's coming back and I can't wait
I wanna see Jesus face to face
I believe it, I believe in
One fine day
He's gonna come shining through the clouds
Gonna come shout my name out loud
I believe it, I believe that
One fine day
He's coming back for me
I'm talking happy ever after
I'm talking twice upon a time
I know the only thing that matters
His heart is coming back for mine
I have found the peace and joy just imagining
I find my hope in Him
I wanna be free enough to fly
I wanna be brave enough to try
I wanna be ready, 'cause I believe it's true
We'll be there together in love's sweet forever
I think of one fine day and I get carried away
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