:Awwww! My baby Hakudoushi has more to say to you all! He's such a smart little boy, so evil and sooo cute!:

:Hakudoushi owns you!:

:S. Devilin:


Today I want to talk about that little fox runt Shippo. That little pipsqueak got a tail bigger than him! Haven't you noticed? I mean it's a wonder how that little bastard can walk without falling over and busting his head wide open so his little pea brain can skid out. I know, I know, I'm short too, but not as short as him. He's a small as a fucking head of cabbage. And how do we know Shippo's a boy anyway? He has a bow for Kami's sake! I have long hair, but you don't see me walking around Japan with a big-ass bow on my head, looking like a little girl!

Shippo is weak as hell. When he tries to use that "Foxfire" attack, it's like all you see is either one tiny mediocre flame that isn't going to hurt anyone or him getting picked up by his tail and thrown aside. He isn't a threat. He can't fight. He can talk big, but doesn't have the brawn to go with it. I don't know if you remember, but once he said something about "Humans are weaker than us demons."

HAH!

MOST HUMANS ARE STONGER THAN YOU, SHIPPO!

And I can't believe that little fox bastard can get a date! And in, like, EVERY human village plus one thunder demon girl, Souten. He's a bad as that perverted monk that's with him…flirting like a damn man-whore. A DAMN MAN-WHORE! I hope when he gets older and taller he contracts every STD known to man and some known to monkeys then get his Little Samurai chopped of by an ex-girlfriend.

I know what you're thinking, "How dare you talk about little Shippo like that! He didn't do anything to you!" It doesn't matter what he did to me. I talk about anyone that matters, although he doesn't matter. If you can't fight, then you serve no purpose! He's just on this show to be cute…THERE'S NO PLACE FOR CUTE HERE! YOU SUCK, SHIPPO! There I said it! If you want to complain, then complain because I'll just KILL YOU right then and there. Bitches.