- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 23:54 -
EB: hi there!
TG: is jade asleep yet
EB: yeah. she's really tired.
EB: i guess it makes sense, she's had to travel the furthest.
EB: is rose asleep?
TG: no
TG: rose never sleeps
TG: shes like a fucking dolphin
TG: only one half of her brain sleeps at a time so shes never really asleep
TG: she just sits in her bed and stares blankly at the wall while contemplating my love life and all its inadequacies and JESUS what am i talking about to you
EB: haha what?
TG: so what brings you to pesterchum at this hour
EB: well...
EB: i'm way too excited to sleep!
TG: i gathered
TG: re: you chatting with me at midnight
EB: oh. right. yes.
TG: nah its ok its not like i was sleeping or anything ive just been updating my blog
TG: people love me btw
TG: theyd be devastated if i missed a day
TG: thousands of followers all crying out as one
TG: the voice of the internet scrolling compulsively through tumblr like itll somehow help alleviate its pain
EB: suuuuuure
EB: whatever you say!
TG: is that sarcasm i hear
TG: i think egberts giving me sass
EB: nooooo, sass?
EB: surely not!
TG: are you doubting my blog acumen
TG: because if you are doubting my blog acumen we would have a problem
EB: i'm not doubting your acumen...
EB: just doubting your scope :)
TG: this wounds me john
TG: i dont doubt your nerd savvy
TG: or your bad movie judgment
TG: or your shitty coding acuity
EB: !
EB: are those insults i hear?
EB: you shouldn't insult me dave!
EB: i'll have you know that i am the pranking master.
EB: you'll be sure to pay for this!
TG: ok lets stop fucking around
TG: what did you really want to talk to me about
EB: ...
EB: ok.
EB: jade told me tonight.
TG: she what
EB: she told me about your
EB: um
EB: i don't really know how to say this.
TG: oh christ
EB: look, it's no big deal! i am perfectly ok with it, and i'm sorry if i've been insensitive, which i guess i have been.
EB: i know it's just part of who you are, and you can't change that.
TG: wait
TG: what did she tell you exactly
EB: um
EB: that you're gay?
TG: ...
TG: ooohh ahahahaha
TG: she just told you that im into guys too oh ahaha
TG: john thats no secret
EB: what?
TG: since when have i given even the slightest indication of being in the closet
EB: um, always? i never knew!
TG: thats because youre incredibly obtuse and needed jade to spell it out for you
EB: i am not obtuse :(
EB: i just...
EB: hm
EB: ok maybe i've been sorta obtuse.
TG: son youre so obtuse you go all the way back to being acute on the other side
TG: 360 degree obliviousness
TG: if not noticing things was a sport youd be in the nba
EB: that
EB: that doesn't really make sense!
EB: but i get it.
EB: i'm sorry i never really bothered to ask.
EB: i should know better.
TG: naw
TG: well i mean yeah you should know better
TG: but you dont have to
TG: cause
TG: you have us to spell things out for you
EB: d'aaaaaaw!
EB: um, sort of speaking of...
EB: is rose gay?
TG: egbert
TG: shes had a girlfriend for like two years now
EB: !
EB: what?
EB: who?
TG: uh john
TG: kanaya
EB: *facepalm*
