I failed to mention priorly

I failed to mention priorly. I do not own any part of Naruto. If I did then Naruto would be watched on Adult Swim and the internet only, and I'd be dead rich, shitting money, like the IRS or Narcotics.

By Any Means Necessary

Having concluded his meeting with the Uchiha, Naruto made his way to his humble abode in the trees. The villagers glared at him on the way. Now it hurt Naruto that the villagers still hated him for something so insipid, that's clearly out of his own control. Their inept way of thinking was really starting to irk him, so much, that he believed a prank was in dire need. He passively walked amongst the 'haters,' and bumped into someone, or rather tackled into the man's lower body, effectively pissing him off. No one noticed the carefully placed magnet Naruto had set up on the man's belt. Carefully maneuvering the other magnet in his hand as the villager gained on him, he undid the man's belt, and slowly but surely his pants fell off. However, this wasn't the entire prank, no it was only step one. After having secured phase one, he ran ahead in a speed burst from which the tired villager followed suit for. The agitated man ran as fast as his lungs and legs let him. Not noticing how Naruto set up a tripwire that led into the sewers. The man tripped, but as he fell Naruto blunt-sided the back of his head with a club, knocking him out. From a nearby alley he pulled his makeup kit, and a dress he recently bought for such a prank. After artistically modifying the unconscious villager, he carefully placed the corpse in the public street. Walking away he heard laughter, and screaming. He left the villager looking like a real Conchita, with a bad case of diarrhea and smelling like he didn't make it to the bathroom. That was what he called genius comedy.

Naruto finally made it, to his home, only to find ANBU allover the forest searching desperately for someone. 'hmph. What crawled up their ass to mess up my house?' He scavenged his house, hoping they didn't find anything important to him. Miraculously, he found all his belongings. He then made a low whistling sound, apparently calling on somebody or something. Small foxes, ferrets, raccoons, and weasels all with the same eyes that he called his blessing appeared. They brought to him a sword taken in the chase of the ANBU. He marveled at the sword. "This looks to be a very rare sword. How did anyone ever drop or lose this?" The animals just shrugged casually as they scavenged his messy house for some food or snacks. The sword was carefully sheathed as Naruto decided he would keep it in his vault.

He looked outside to the night sky and wondered, 'What would life be like if I chose to stay with the nomads?' He pondered why he was so eager to accomplish his dream. Yes he was going to prove them all wrong. They would woe the mistreatments they had brought upon him. "I'm gonna be Hokage! Dattebayo!"

Naruto reviewed what his blessing did for him. He thought best to name his blessing Rin'negan, or the Metempsychosis Eye. For with it he could manipulate souls through, Possession, where he deposited a portion of his soul into another living creature that would infect their soul and convert its soul to his own, giving him another sight of vision and new fighting through the victim's body. Purification, also depositing a piece of his soul into a target living creature, to clean whatever he deemed necessary, whether it be emotions, or whatever darkness that polluted a victim. Phantasm, using portions of his soul as a weapon, or as a means of travel. Finally, Transformation, every soul has a form it would take, so says Orochimaru in his book, Immortality. Naruto just happened to discover his form when he ventured his mindscape.

'I can't do most of these powers too well, except for Phantasm, and Purification. I need practice.' Naruto thought as he pondered where on earth he could get the necessary practice without revealing to another Konoha citizen what his real abilities are.

The next day, he awoke to his usual duties, a quick warm up with his weights, and an hour's practice of Capoeira. Drinking his milk and eating what we would call a healthy breakfast, Naruto headed to the village in his orange jumpsuit. Konoha seemed off today. He had a feeling in his gut, feeling that the ANBU chase had something to do with the minor chaos today. Some people were mourning, others were gossiping, some even looked questioningly at each other. What happened? He decided to leave, answering that question for later, as his current agenda needed to be continued.

Arriving to the Academy, he found Uchiha Sasuke, brooding? Wait up a sec, the Uchiha went Emo? This won't fucking do. Fuck no. Overly moody people weren't his ideal candidates for ninja's in his organization. This they needed to discuss. "Students get into your seats." Iruka commanded. He began ranting on and on about the ninja basics. Naruto tuned him out as he thought up some way to get the Uchiha's attention. "Naruto!" Iruka shouted. "Hai, Sensei?" Naruto asked seemingly innocently. "What are you doing? Moreover what's the answer to the question I asked the class?" Naruto rolled his eyes and sighed. "I am trying to entertain myself to stay awake for the remainder of class. What the answer is I've no clue, what I do know is that you reek of something, have you been getting any action lately?" Naruto asked while giving his sly foxy grin. He had to evacuate the room when Iruka exploded. "NARUTO!" He bolted out of the building, for it wasn't safe. Arriving to his hiding spot he patiently waited for the coast to be clear. 'Whew. That was too close for comfort. Note to self. Tone down the smart-ass remarks.' Again he waited patiently for the class to be over.

After three long games of solitaire, and a new entry in his personal journal, Naruto saw students leaving the class. His target walking around being surrounded by fan girls. 'what a surprise.' Naruto thought sarcastically as he pulled Sasuke to the alley again surprising the teme, and confusing the fan club. "You've got to stop getting surprised by my methods Sasuke. What the fuck is up with you?" Sasuke recovered from the shock of his surprise, and glared at Naruto. "What the fuck is up? I'll tell you what the fuck is up! I lost my family in yesterday's massacre of the Uchiha clan, by none other than my older brother. That's what the fuck is up, but then again you wouldn't understand that since you've never had a family." That last comment hit Naruto hard. "Well teme, my family died at my birth so I never did get to enjoy that blessing. I don't care what happened. You need to get over that. Because regardless when the time comes, you will be able to avenge your clan. Get use to the loneliness, because besides that the only company you will have is me. We made a deal and I don't take in moody ninja, which gives us two options, one you get over it, or two I kill you now and find a replacement. Which is it?"

Sasuke was pissed. He was irritated with the scene in front of him. As angry as he was though, he knew Naruto would kill him. He knew Naruto was serious. He had made a deal with Naruto, and Naruto promised him power and fame that would make him stronger than his brother. He would now use the oncoming power to kill his brother. "I'll take option one. Forgive my moodiness. It's just… so new to me these dark feelings." Naruto proceeded to hug a now tearing Sasuke. "For the record Sasuke, I'm not emotionless. I cried a long time ago too. But crying and wishing and talking never gets shit done. If we're gonna be the best, then we gotta sweat and work our hardest. I want to be Hokage I have to work hard to be stronger than everyone, and you want to kill your brother, then you have to be strong, competition amongst the both of us will make us what we want to be." Sasuke grabbed on to Naruto and held tightly to him. "Thanks Naruto." Naruto patted Sasuke's back softly to let the boy cry out all he needed to. "Sasuke you can let go now." Sasuke let go smiling sheepishly. "Sorry I kind of over did it." Naruto looked at him and sighed, "No my jacket is soaked with saliva and tears, what do you think?" Sasuke glared at Naruto's sarcasm.

Naruto saw Sasuke's eyes flicker red for a brief instance. His imagination? Unlikely. Naruto activated his Rin'negan and Sasuke just gasped to feel something penetrating into his soul. "Just as I thought." He grinned evilly. Sasuke suddenly felt a pain in his eyes. "Aargh!? What the fuck did you just do to me!?" Naruto replied, "You activated Sharingan last night, and I'm helping you keep it active." Sasuke rolled on the floor as the Naruto kept administering chakra to whatever technique he performed upon Sasuke. 'And just in case I'm gonna keep an eye on you from the inside so you don't go being stupid when I'm not there.' Sasuke stopped moving and got up to see a much clearer world around him. 'Wow.' He thought. "Sasuke I gotta head out to my house, you're welcome to stay if you don't wanna sleep in your home today due to yesterday's incident." Sasuke looked back to Naruto after looking everywhere around him, replied with a warm smile, "Sure dobe." Naruto flashed him a minor glare of ire.

The years began to pass by as Naruto and Sasuke grew together like brothers. Sparring at home and showing great techniques to each other to learn more. Bickering in class for the stupidest things. A very close bond. Naruto had had Sasuke murder several interesting foreigners for the purpose of getting over a first kill. Fucking foreigners coming only to steal merchandise from Konoha. Oh well no one is gonna miss them very much. Sasuke theorized that by adding a sub underground system under the escape routes the Hokages made for the villagers, they could move about for their own purposes. The construction of such a passageway took up most of their time. They incorporated the construction into their training. Two years of digging and it was finally done, Sasuke once again, spoke his mind stating they would need another base under Konoha for surveillance of the underground passageway. Back to construction they went and two more years of construction intensified their training. No one suspected anything they did. Hell no one saw that Naruto and Sasuke were brothers. Everybody fell for the brothers' façade.

It came to be the week before graduation exams. Sasuke picked up Naruto and they proceeded to walk together openly amongst Konoha society. "Dobe, what in the hell did you do to your orange jumpsuit?" Naruto smiled, "I burned it. Its time to let Konoha see my true skills. Provided I don't have to do a bunshin to pass, I'm gonna make it this time." Sasuke knew why Naruto couldn't do the bunshin. Way too little chakra usage involved, something Naruto had no control in regardless in what he did. "News flash Naruto they haven't changed that about the test, and if my sources are correct they are making us do three perfect bunshin to pass instead of one." Naruto sighed. "Well then we gotta see if my pawn is gonna help me out this time around no?" Sasuke smirked, Naruto had been manipulating the teachers, molding their behavior towards him, and he slowly discovered their desires and based on that made a fail-safe plan should he not graduate. "On a different note, Naruto, you finally going to give in to teenage hormones?" Sasuke asked suggestively. "Why would I do that? Its not like anyone there likes me anyway." Despite all his hidden skills, Naruto was as dense as a canyon. "Why do you care anyway teme?" Sasuke sighed, "I'm just wondering how you're so skilled, yet so dense." Naruto looked baffled now, "Cut the crap teme, you saying you know something I don't?" Sasuke looked at Naruto pitifully. "Naruto everyone knows something you don't."

Before arriving to the Academy, Naruto skipped into an alley to catch a smoke, and take a whiz. "Well look at what we've got here. The Demon Brat." Naruto really grew tired of the disrespect and mistreatment. He stopped putting up a mask to this pain. Naruto zipped up his pants, and pulled off a pipe from the wall. "What did you call me?" He asked in a tone sounding like a threat. The villagers saw Naruto pull the pipe, apparently unafraid of the failure, the older genin repeated, "Damn stupid and deaf. I said D-E-M-O-N B-R-A-T." Sasuke wondered why Naruto was taking so long to do his business and so decided to search for his partner. He arrived to see Naruto take the first swing with the pipe against the genin's face. He swung hard enough to knock the man on the ground. He then proceeded to swing at the man's legs, moreover the back of the man's knees with all the intent to paralyze him. Swing several times at the target he moved up and down the man's legs with each swing. "I'm sorry I must be going deaf, what the fuck did you say punk!?" Naruto all but screamed at the man. He flipped the guy on his back, and punched his face. One hit, two hit, five hits, soon uncountable as Naruto poured his fury upon this man. He kicked and swung the pipe some more at him. He then got down to the man's ear and whispered. "If I really am the demon, then I'd have killed you all long ago for your first attempt at torturing me." Sasuke walked up to Naruto after his anger had subsided. "Well do you feel better now?" He asked Naruto sarcastically. "Hell yes." They continued their walk to the academy.

Authors Notes: Well people there you have it Chapter two. I need ideas, for my fanfic, and for the pairings. NaruHina for sure though, I don't believe anything else could go. Keep reviewing and feed me ideas. No flames, go criticize someone who cares about what you think, I accept only ideas to make this story better.