Ch. 1: The Ballad of Lucy Loud
It was sundown at Royal Woods, Michigan and our story takes place at the one and only Loud House.
In a dark clearing near the Loud House, Luna was setting up her electric guitar and her infant sister, Lily, was by her side.
"Hey guys," said Luna to the readers, "I know it's usually Lincoln's job to address you, but I'd thought I'd give it a shot."
Lily put her giggling yet drool-filled mouth on Luna's leg, causing Luna to rein her in by picking her up.
"Not now Lily," said Luna, putting her infant sister aside on a nearby chair with a purple blanket. "Play with your blankly."
Lily gradually complied and began to mess with her possession.
Luna turned back to the audience and looked serious, "You're probably wondering why I am here instead of at the house. Well, something really messed up happened there and it has something to do with my sister, Lucy. I'd tell you, but I think it would be more passionate if I sing it.
Luna than began strumming her guitar and it played a creepy tune.
Luna: Attend the tale of Lucy Loud,
her appearance was like a raven crowd.
She was a goth girl,
stoic and grim.
Her hair was dark,
and her body was slim.
She had interests were like a dark cloud,
Lucy Loud;
the Dark Girl of the Loud House.
Lily was creeped out by think and hid under her blanky as Luna continued.
She shared a room with Lynn the jock,
who's spirit can cause her to mock.
Lucy was often annoyed,
but at times thick-skinned.
And forgave Lynn for this,
and whenever she sinned.
But prepare to be wow'ed,
for this tale of Lucy Loud;
the Dark Girl of the Loud House.
The atmosphere got darker as Luna began to sing more eerily and this Lily sob with fear.
Prepare to be spooked,
my friends.
Prepare to be traumatized.
For the story your about to hear,
you could see it with your eyes.
About Lucy,
about Lucy Loud,
The Dark Girl of the Loud House!
As Luna halted signing, she wentover to comfort a sobbing Lily as the camera pans over to the Loud House
TO BE CONTINUED...
