Espio had a shot passed his way and he looked at his three friends who had already chugged down their first shot. "Woo-wee!" Knuckles screamed blinking "that's good, that's real good." Rouge slammed her glass down and Shadow raised an eyebrow at Espio; Who was just starring at his shot in fear.
"Have you never had a shot?" Shadow asked, getting up and sitting back down next to Espio. Espio looked sheepishly over at Shadow and rolled his eyes.
"I-I've barely even tasted alcohol…" He replied honestly looking down "I don't know how to take this…" He laughed a bit and Shadow picked up Espio's shot glass. He pushed Espio's head back and shoved the shot down into Espio's mouth. Rouge began laughing and Knuckles leaned on her.
"We'll take four more!" Espio looked up at Shadow as he felt the shot in his mouth. He thought it tasted…Horrible; A mix of bitterness, perfume and salt. He winced and Shadow placed his hand over his mouth.
"You're meant to swallow it straight away, dummy, or else of course it'll taste horrible." Espio shivered and gulped the drink down, still starring up at Shadow. "I'm sorry."
Espio sat up and another shot came his way. "At least I got it over with." Shadow chuckled a bit and took his second shot, glancing over at Espio. "Guhn now to do it on my own…" Espio placed the shot close to his mouth and drank it quickly. It felt a lot better to swallow, but the aftermath was worse.
He felt his vision go blurry and everyone was beginning to speak in another language in his head. Soon, he plonked his head down on the table, panting madly. "Woah, he's already tipsy…" Knuckles laughed, poking Espio. Espio decided he'd got use to his surroundings, pushed himself up and coughed madly.
"Ugh…Guys…" Espio complained putting a hand to his head "I have a headache…" Rouge and Knuckles laughed getting up. "Where are you guys goingggg?" Espio slurred, trying to get his vision back to normal.
"Were going to dance!" Rouge replied dragging Knuckles away "have fun drinking! Look after Espio for us will ya Shadow?" Shadow glanced over at Espio and nodded.
"Sure. Another shot please."
"Make it two…" Espio slurred, leaning a bit on Shadow "you would not believe the SHIT I have to get off my mind!" Shadow's eyes widened, but decided it was best not to argue. Two shots came there way and Shadow looked nervously at Espio who gulped his down quicker then Rouge did. "Uhh…OOoohh yeah that's better…" Espio slurred, face planting the bar stool.
"Yeah he's wasted." The bar tender laughed, cleaning a cup.
"You know Shadow, sometimes I really hateeee Vector…" He bellowed waving a finger in the air "All he does is naaggg like an old hagg…Geez I'm 18 now and he won't even let me go drinking yet he can get pissed and beat the fuck outta me? yeahhhh" Shadow's eyes widen and pushed his shot aside slightly.
"Dude Vector hits you?"
"All the time he's like 'Youu fuckinnngg asshole…then whoop he clubs me with the table and my vision goes black like hnnn…One timeee I even went hospital and he almost stabbed me…Heh but you know he's too weak to too that…" Shadow noticed Espio try to get up. "Ugh it's all colourful weeeeee" Espio flopped down and laid on Shadow's side snoring a bit. Shadow grabbed the shot and drank it slowly, head beginning to numb. He gulped and looked over at the bartender.
"One more." He put his hand over Espio's shoulder and rubbed it slowly, senses going aloof. "Some strong shitee right there."
"Yeaaahahhh…." Espio replied, looking up at Shadow. "You know were soooo underrated…" Espio slurred poking Shadow to the cheek "I mean we need a lil' lovin' too don't you think? ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE BADABADABAAA" He threw a fist in the air and slammed it down immediately after. "Ugh I'm so fucking drunk." Shadow laughed and took the shot looking down at Espio.
"You're going to need that drink dealing with that drunk ass." The bartender said watching Shadow take the shot and shiver inside out.
"Ah…Fuck yeah…" He turned his head to Espio and poked his horn "Loveee is all we needddd" Shadow slurred, putting both arms around Espio's shoulders from behind and shaking him. "Duuuddee you are…SOOO wasted…" The bartender raised an eyebrow and just continued cleaning glass' looking at them.
"No throwing up."
"Nahh I ain't feeling like thattt" Espio slurred at the bartender "I feel like…A floweerrrr….A pretty ass flower…But nobody wantttttsss me…Whyy do moreee people want Vector then me…Whyyy…? He'sss so fucking ugggllyy…" Shadow pushed himself up and lifted up one hand pointing to Espio. He grabbed onto the bar with one hand and was swaying from side to side.
"Listtenn, you ain't no pretty flower….Nu-uhh"
"Whyy I wannaaa be a prettyyy floweerrr"
"Why did I let them have those shots?" He took the shot glasses away from them and eyes widened in shock when Shadow said.
"You are a fucking SEXY flowerrr…sexy ass flower essppiooo….Everyone wants to tap datttt asss….Mmm…Even meee"
"Ooohh Shadow youuu dirty boy…"
"Uh…I don't.."
"Yeah well FUCKKKK YOUUU" Espio jumped up and flipped his middle finger at the bartender "I'm a fucking sexyy flowerrrr" Espio tripped over his own feet and landed on Shadow's chest. "Uhunn Shadow lets go homeeee, you can tapp my assssss thereee…."
"Have fun…" Shadow grabbed Espio and the two limped out of SixNine together. "What a pair of retards…"
The two exited the club and Shadow dragged Espio into an alleyway pinning him to the wall. The rain had ended by now; It had been an hour since Espio entered the bar. "Youu know…Theres a hotel rightttt over THERE." Shadow pointed opposite them and put his face close to Espio's "maybe we could pollenate your sexy flower seeds all over their flowers beddss" Espio put one hand on Shadow's shoulder and the other grabbed Shadow's crotch roughly. "Ah baby be a fit more fucking gentllee…"
"Nh, how can I be gentle when your making me fuckingg horny?" Shadow smirked at Espio's reply. "You know Shadow…your dick feels like…Huuuugggeee….Nh dat tappings gonna hurrttt"
"Heh yeah…I'm huggeee….Like the size of your fucking horn…" The hedgehog bent over and bit Espio's neck pulling.
"Owww …" Espio moaned and tugged at his crotch "save it for lateerrr."
"FIINEEE!"
A hotel worker looked at the two drunk boys barge into the hotel. He gritted his teeth. "Damn it…" Shadow slammed his hands down on the desk.
"YOUUUUU" The hotel worker jumped at his shouting "dude we need a double bedd…Yeah…I have 200 will that do?" The hotel worker looked down at the available rooms, noticing the only double bed one was actually £100.
"Oh yes! 200 Is perfect" The hotel worker lied "please pay!" Shadow got out his wallet and gave a note to the worker. He snatched the keys and whispered.
"You know I'm tapping his sexy ass tonight…" Shadow whispered "Heh, ain't I lucky?"
"Uh…" He didn't reply, just stared bewildered "well I've never seen two guys get drunk and have sex…" He laughed clapping his hands. "Your room is the first one at the top floor once you get off the lift."
"Yayy" Espio cheered "BOP TO THE TOPPP!" He ran to the elevator and when the door opened he ran in and threw himself against the wall opposite. "Awww my head…"
"Dude you are SOOOOOOOOOOO wasted…not SOOO wasted but…ghnnn" Shadow walked in and waited for the doors to close before flipping Espio over and slamming him into the elevator wall. He pressed his lips against Espio's, narrowing his eyes as he did. Espio panted and wrapped his arms around Shadow, closing eyes as he kissed him. Espio felt Shadow's tongue push its way into Espio's mouth and he released a moan, trying to relax as Shadow explored his mouth. A warm fluid was spat into Espio's mouth and they heard to elevator door open.
Shadow and Espio turned there eyes to an innocent old lady who was holding a purse looking at them, mortified. "I-I'm not sharing a lift with faggots!" Shadow pushed Espio away and pointed to her.
"YOUR fucking…losses" The door closed again and Shadow licked Espio's neck.
"A-Ah, Sexy fucking..S-Shhhhaaaddooowww" Espio moaned "c-cant you wait ww-were almost theeereee" Espio tilted his head back and let Shadow suck at his neck slowly, giving him a large, bulging hickey. The chameleon pushed Shadow away and looked at the elevator; It was now on the top floor. "Seee werree here now!" Espio walked out, grabbing Shadow by the hands and walked to their room. He opened there room with the key and threw Espio on the bed. He jumped on top of Espio and pinned him to the bed. They both panted and put there faces close to each other, breathing into each others mouths.
"I'm going to give you…a fucking amazing ride…You'll want more even when your ass is burning inside out." His speech had gotten better since he'd gotten the chance to relax and get use to the alcohol still messing up his brain.
"Heh, can't wait, you fucking sexy hedgie.
