Scott Summers for President by Batman100
Chapter 2: Election Campaigning for Dummies
"Alright gentlemen and ladies, and I *do* mean ladies…" Scott giggled insanely as a sparkly dressed Jean was kneeling on the ground, kissing Scott's black Armani shoes, much to the disgust of Rogue
"Oh joy, just what we need: a first lady bootlicker." Rogue smirked in boredom, trying to heat her lighter before giving up and griping "Damn it Scott, what did you call us here for anyway?!"
"Yeah! And by the way, some jerk placed this cheesy political sticker on the back of my butt! You wouldn't have anything to do with it would you?" Roberto growled, pointing to a large sticker that proclaimed 'VOTE FOR SUMMERS'
"Uh… must have been my new campaign manager." Scott sheepishly replied. "Oh really? And what kind of an idiot would want to work with you, of all people?" Rogue snapped, only to faint dead away as Logan stood by Scott on the podium. Logan was wearing a full-colored Republican suit, and wearing a pin that had the phrase 'SCOTT FOR PRES'
"Oh no, Logan, how could you? You know what this maniac's like! Don't you know what happened yesterday?" Ray reminded
"No, I cannot recall because Scott gave me as much free brothel house tickets as I can handle." Logan grinned with a big, stupid smile on his face
"And… thanks to our soon-to-be president, I have an announcement to make…" Jean started in a proud singsong voice as the others groaned
"This had better not be what I think it is…" Ray muttered, shaking his head before having his eyes shrink in horror on the sight that befell him. There, in the faces of everyone in the mansion to see, was a large banner that had the words 'AMENDMENT 48: ALL BROTHEL AND WHOREHOUSES ARE NOW LEGAL IN ALL US STATES'. The X-Gang's reactions were incredulous as Scott looked quite proud of his new law
"WHAT?! That's insane! You cant legalize brothels! It'll only cause more trouble and more disaster! You're turning our nation into a freaking NIGHTMARE!" Rogue ranted, foam dripping from the mouth
"Whoa whoa whoa! Chill out there, Benedict Rogue." Ray quipped, placing on a presidential badge as Roberto, Kitty, Forge, Hank, Ororo, Lorna, Sam, Alex, Pietro, Amara, Todd, Fred, Wanda and Tabby did the same
"OH MY GOD! You've all gone off the deep end! Scott, can you please give up this crazy idea?! If you win the election, it'll destroy everything!" Rogue continued shrieking, an axe raised over her head
Scott walked over to his crazed X-Member, placed his hand on her shoulder and said "You know Rogue, I'm going to do something that I should've done a long time ago…"
"What? Finally stop acting like a complete freak?" Rogue smirked. With a snap of Scott's fingers, Cain and Caliban escorted a straitjacketed Rogue out the mansion and for the bus to Arkham Asylum
"Earth gone… earth all gone. Boom boom hee ding, hahahhahahahhaah…" Rogue babbled maniacally, cackling derangedly as the Arkham bus sped off
"Yep, that was the right thing to do alright, boss." Logan remarked, patting Scott's shoulder
"What?! He just kicked Rogue out and put her in the loony bin! How the hell is that right?" Wanda slurred drunkenly, about to lunge at Scott but to be gassed with chloroform by Jean
"That's more like it, now where was I?" Scott asked to himself, trying to pick up the pace "Oh yeah! My next amendment states that as of this moment, all foreign products of marijuana, cannabis, hashish, opium and heroin are hereby outlawed from entering US territory" Scott proclaimed, with thunderous applause from his campaign group "Thank you, thank you." Scott grinned, taking a bow
"This is actually rather good. Keep going!" Warren cheered, munching on nachos "Amendment 46, all gay people in the US are hereby allowed to have gay marriages." Scott ordered as even more raucous applause echoed
"Yeah! Gay marriage… wait a minute, WHAT?" Ray gasped in shock as his, Roberto's and Bobby's faces were frozen in confusion
"Oh good for me. Now Amara and I can finally tie the knot." Wanda replied, as she unstripped before Amara leaped on top of her. Both girls were humping in the couch to the amusement of the X-Crew
"You, uh… you are recording this, right?" Evan curiously asked a wide-eyed Todd, his camera recording every minute of the 'intimate' moment
"Oh yes, this'll go great on our Campaign channel on MeTube!" Todd grinned excitedly "Uh, Scott? Um, I know I like your campaign and all, but uh, could I ask a favor for ya?" Fred gently asked
"Absolutely. What may I help you with Freddy?" Scott asked delightedly. Fred exhaled and then said "Uh… I was tryin' to keep this private, but… my sister has stomach cancer."
"Oh… I'm sorry to hear that. How is she?" Scott asked, now concerned for his comrade's loved one "She's fine. But the doc said she has only a few months before it takes over. The guys at the hospital said they have a kidney they'd be willing to donate, but…" Fred paused as Scott listened
"But what?" Jean then piped up. Then came the biggest shock "I signed up to donate my kidney for her." Fred explained as the X-Crew were shocked, and sympathetic. Scott could instantly feel tears dripping from his eyes
"I don't know if she'll survive the surgery, but… I just wanna tell you, that like my 'normal' family… you guys are the only ones that have always respected me. And I will always treasure that." Fred explained as Jean then embraced him, sobbing
"I don't want to lose you… you're like a brother." Jean sobbed, Fred soothing her "Hey, Jean; look at me, look at me ok?" Jean dried her eyes and faced Fred as he said "I will *never* leave you. I am always with you in physical…" Fred started as he pointed to Jean's heart "…and in here."
"You're a good man Freddy." Logan responded emphatically. Fred gave him a fist bump, then full of pride and joy hollered "Now let's go win this campaign!" All cheered for victory, their hopes regained and who knows? With Scott as president, maybe, just maybe… the X-Men's dream of peace may become a reality.
