02 - Stolen Anime and a tone-deaf Devil
Rin's eye twitched.
Mephisto continued to whistle as the limo drove- seemingly oblivious to the half-demon's irritation.
Satan growled dangerously from within Rin's mind. "BURN THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
Don't tempt me, Rin shot back. And you've been saying that since I got in the car-
"And prey tell why you did that? Don't you know getting into fancy-ass ways transportation with strange men offering candy is a dumb thing to do? Did no one ever teach you about stranger danger?"
He wasn't offering me candy! Rin protested.
"But the fucker was offering you something even more stupid than sweets!"
It was my decision to become an Exorcist, you Bastard!
"Yeah, yeah. You want to become an exorcist to kill me, bla bla bla. But seriously, out of all the ways to become stronger, you just had to go to him?"
What do you have against him anyway?
There was a pause, but Rin couldn't help but shudder as he felt Satan's anger rise.
"He's one of your older brothers, and a traitor to his kind and... and… THAT MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE STOLE MY ANIME COLLECTION!"
Rin literally jumped out of his seat at the outburst, gaining a rather odd look from Mephisto and Yukio- which he ignored, too focused on the Devil in his head. Soft sobbing was heard and a quick glance around the car told the half-demon that the sound was coming from his mind.
Are you… crying…?
"FUCK NO!" Satan's voice said otherwise. "AND BESIDES, DO YOU HAVE ANY BLOODY IDEA HOW HARD ANIME IS TO GET IN GEHENNA!?"
No…? Wait- you said Mephisto is my brother!?
"Yeah," suddenly Satan was rather serious, "well… Half-brother, one my eight- wait, I have ten children now, don't I? Ah jeez! I have way too many freaking children! I must be insane!"
Memories about Satan possessing Fujimoto flashed through Rin's mind. … Yeah, your fucking insane, you bastard!
There was no response, until…
"Oh hey! Is this a Karaoke machine!?"
Mephisto raised an eyebrow in curiosity as he observed Rin's facial expression go from startled, to curious, to shocked and then- strangely enough it became a rather ghostly pale as the half-demon bought his hands to cover his face, groaning in despair.
Mephisto glanced at Yukio, eyebrow raised higher as it seemed the youngest was just as confused as he was.
"-LET'S START A RIOT,
A RIOT,
LET'S START A RIOT-" (1)
Rin growled, head buried in his arms which were rested atop his new desk as he awaited the arrival for his Exorcist teacher, ignoring the few other students in his class as he attempted to block out the rather horrible singing in his head.
It seemed that, unfortunately for Rin, Satan was EXTREMELY tone-deaf.
Please… Just shut up…
"-LET'S START A RIOT,
A RIOT,
LET'S START A RIOT-"
Rin's plea was ignored, and unbeknownst to the half-demon, his teacher had arrived. Yukio begun to introduce himself to the class.
SHUT UP!
"-IF YOU FEEL SO FILTHY,
SO DIRTY,
SO FUCKED UP-"
"It's nice to meet you all. I am your teacher, Okumura Yukio.-"
"-IF YOU FEEL SO WALKED ON,
SO PAINFUL,
SO PISSED OFF-"
"-While I am about the same age as most of you, I have been studying Exorcism since I was seven, completing my training two years ago-"
"-YOU'RE NOT THE,
ONLY ONE,
REFUSING TO GO DOWN-"
"-Anti-demon pharmacology starting-"
"-YOU'RE NOT THE,
ONLY ONE,
SO GET UP-"
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY YOU BASTARD!"
Both Satan and Yukio were cut off by Rin's outburst, all eyes in the classroom on the half-demon as he realised that he had said the words aloud- making it seem as though they were directed at the teacher.
Rubbing the back of his head sheepishly, an apologetic look on his face, Rin looked at the teacher. "Sorry, sensei-"
He blinked once.
Twice.
And then thrice.
"YUKIO!?" Rin shouted in shock. Perhaps he really had gone insane. Yeah, that had to be it! It'd explain why there was a voice in his head and why he was seeing his younger brother where his Exorcist teacher should have been.
"Sorry to say, but you aren't even nearly insane enough yet for those things to happen. I'm most definitely stuck in your head and your younger brother seems to be an Exorcist. Damn our family is complicated."
MY family, Rin corrected, you aren't a part of it, you Bastard!
"Riiiight~"
After confronting Yukio and discovering that the younger of the two would be staying in the same dorm room as him, Rin got some well-deserved sleep.
Well, his body did- his mind… not so much.
Rin blinked, staring not at the large, apartment-like room he was in, but at the person who looked like an older and more demonic version of himself in shock. The other matching his expression with one equally as confused- horns and tails of blue flames flickering on both of them.
Satan grinned, Rin glared.
"Why the Hell am I…?" Rin glanced around cautiously.
The Devil's grin widened a seemingly impossible amount. "Turns out I can bring you into your mind when you sleep~ But you can't leave until you wake up~"
"First," Rin began, "that's fucking creepy. Second- no way! There's a PlayStation 3 here!?"
Satan blinked. "Huh, I didn't notice that."
"Let's play it! I'll kick your ass!"
"Alright, I'd like to see you try!"
"Your on- huh, why won't it work!?"
"Oh shit… I think I destroyed the cables when I first woke up in your mind…"
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT, BASTARD!?"
"IT WASN'T MY FAULT! I WAS PISSED OFF AS ALL HECK!"
"THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR WHAT YOU DID! NOW WHAT'LL I DO UNTIL I WAKE UP, HUH!?"
"Karaoke?" Satan gestured to the Karaoke machine.
"FUCK NO!" Rin's flames lashed out, burning the machine until only the ashes remained. "THERE'S NO WAY I'LL LET YOU DO THAT AGAIN, SATAN YOU BASTARD!"
Yukio stared curiously as Rin mumbled in his sleep.
"Satan… you Bastard…"
It seemed that his older brother held a deep hatred for the Devil- and it was understandable why, with what had happened to Fujimoto.
But still… Something just didn't add up…
Oh, if only Yukio knew the half of it.
02 – Stolen Anime and a tone-deaf Devil: End
Next time: Not sure yet.
References:
(1) – The song Satan sings is 'Riot' by Three Days Grace.
Note: So, I had some free time and ended up writing this chapter. Ahaha, I love writing this so much~ Not quite sure what I'll do next though... Need to do the Shiemi and Bon parts... Which I'm not quite sure how I'll do 'em, but after that I can do whatever I wan't with this (I have plans for this crack-fic), MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Also, if there is anything anyone want's to have happen in this story, feel free to let me know and I'll see what I can do!
Anyways, I hope this was enjoyable to read! 'Till next time~
