Chapter Two
Millennium Headquarters 2:30 P.M.
Schrodinger spent the rest of the day teleproting from room to room and doing things he was not normally allowed to do: messing with the computers in the war room, reading the books in the library, playing with chemicals in Dok's laboratory, and playing a game of chess against himself by teleporting from one chair to other. He had a good enough time until he finally exhausted every actively he could think of and became terribly bored. As he sat there staring at the over turned king he began to get nervous. the silence of the blimp the and the stillness in the air just added to his feeling of unease, plus He hated being alone, mostly because his very existence thrived on interaction with others. The fact that he could be everywhere and nowhere at the same time it meant that at any moment he could be in a non-existent state. Thus when others acknowledged him it proved to him that he was still around in the real world.
Unfortunately with no one around, he was stuck with the possibility that he was in some sort of limbo. Possibly even dead. Leaving the blimp was not an option because he did not have anywhere to go and no one would accept him anyway. He was a genetic experiment, a freak to the outside world. No, he was stuck in Millennium, the only place on earth that accepted him as their own. Unfortunately it seemed as if Millennium itself was soon going to fall apart. In fact it pretty much already did. "Thzis iz not goot." Schrodinger said unhappily as he sprawled out on the chair with his feet on the table. He sat there for a few more moments thinking until he could take it no longer.
-xxxx-
Appearing in the Major's room Schrodinger was struck with the stagnancy and absolute disregard for cleanliness which was something the Major was not known for. Looking the room over Schrodinger noticed the meals he had brought to the Major were piled up on a small desk, while other papers and letters were stuffed into the waste paper basket. All the lights in the room were off except for the small desk lamp next to the Major. Schrodinger slowly approached the Majors chair, "Gutten Tag" he said. The Major ignored him, Schrodinger cleared his throat "Gutten Tag" he tried louder. "Vhat? Who?" the Major turned around in his seat, "Oh Varrent Officer Schrodinger itz you." he exclaimed. "Vhat do you vant?" he added witha frown. "Vell Mazhor, I thzought you vould like to vatch a var movie or play Risk or somthzing." Shrodinger said with a smile. The Major shook his head and waved Schrodinger away "Not right now. Can't you see I'm busy spending time Vith my favorite new pet. Now go! Your bothzering me!" he ordered. Schrodinger's ears drooped, "I thzought I vas your favorite." he said quietly as he turned and walked out of the room.
-xxxx-
Schrodinger paced in the library steaming with rage, "I can't believe I vas replaced by a plant! How could thzis happen to me? I vas his favorite experiment. His crown jewel." Schrodinger collapsed on a leather arm chair and cross his arms. "Stupid Gustav," he mumbled "Ha, even his name is less impressive. Gustav, a silly peasant name not like mine. Schrodinger...now thzat is a real name." he smiled at his little victory. "Vhy don't you zhust kill it?" a voice said in Schrodinger's head. "Kill it?" Schrodinger asked, "Ja, Kill it, thzen the Mazhor vill like you again." answered the voice.
Schrodinger's eyes lit up, "Your right." he said, a grin spreading across his face. "Vhat a Vonderful idea." he purred. Just then his smile fell, "Vhat about thze Mazhor?" he asked the voice. "You can drug him." it answered "Thzere are drugs in Dok's lab.". Schrodinger nodded, got up from the chair, and rubbed his hands together with anticipation.
-xxxx-
Schrodinger dug through Dok's drug cabinet, while he had found many poisons and acids, he couldn't see a single bottle of a non-toxic anesthetic he could use on the Major. He was just about to give up when he saw in the very back behind three big bottles of arsenic a bottle of Chloroform. "Perfect." he said, grabbing a cloth from the lab table he soaked it in the chemical. Once sure it would be potent enough Schrodinger disappeared from the lab.
-xxxx-
Schrodinger appeared in the Major's office, careful to make no sound, he slowly approached the Major from behind. The Major was too busy showing off his war plans to the plant to notice Schrodinger, who lunged and slapped the cloths over the Major's nose. The Major grabbed Schrodinger's arm but his struggle was short lived and he passed out. Schrodinger let go of the cloth and walked around the chair to the desk, he stared at the plant with contempt. With out a word Schrodinger pulled out a large pair of garden shears. Grinning like a maniac, he snapped off the plant's bulb. The plant twisted and turned hissing in both anger and pain. Schrodinger paid no attention, instead he used the shears to brush the bulb into a waste paper basket.
Satisfied with is work, Schrodinger turned to leave but before he reached the door he heard a strange sound. When he turned around his heart skipped a beat. The bulb had grown back, Schrodinger quickly walked up to it and cut it off. Again the bulb twisted and turned, again Schrodinger brushed it into the waste paper basket with the first bulb. Then he closely watched the stem sticking out of the soil in the pot. The bulb grew back before his eyes, "Verdammt," Schrodinger muttered "So you grow back eh?" he grabbed the potted plant and left the room.
-xxxx-
Schrodinger appeared in Dok's lab with the plant in his arms. Setting it down on a table he searched the lab for a suitable weapon to use against the stubborn weed. It was then that Schrodinger saw the window, he appeared before it and stuck his head out. Looking down he calculated the fall to be at least 50 feet or more, "Perfect." he purred. He quickly grabbed the plant and held it out of the window, "Auf Wiedersehen." Schrodinger growled and let go of the plant, sticking his head out the window he watched the plant's descent with malicious glee.
-xxxx-
Schrodinger sat in the library waiting of the Major to wake up, he didn't have to wait long to hear the Major's steal door slam against the wall. He heard the Major's voice as he mumbled to himself.. Suddenly the Major walked in through the door way, "Schrodinger, vere iz everyvone?" he asked. "Oh thzey all left mein Mazhor." said Schrodinger, he closed the book he was reading and got up. "Left? You mean thzey dezerted?" the Major said angrily. Schrodinger shrugged.
"I should have thzem all shot for thzer betrayal." Schrodinger patted the Major on the back, "Now now Mazhor, don't be silly. You need all of thzem, thzey are thze best for our organization and can never be replaced." the Major nodded. "Your right, I let my emotionz get in thze in thze vay of logic...Oh by thze vay have you seen Gustav? He's missing." Schrodinger smiled "Vhy Mazhor, you ordered me to get rid of him. Don't you remember?" he said slyly. The Major looked confused "Did I?" he asked, Schrodinger nodded. "Hmm, maybe I did, oh vell thzatz not important right now. Schrodinger I order you to go and find everyvone and bring thzem back. Schrodinger smiled, clicked his heels, and saluted. "Jawohl Mein Mazhor" he said before disappearing.
End
A/N: Well that's that. This series is finished. I hope you liked it and that everyone was in character. Please leave a comment/review and tell me what you think.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from Hellsing.
Translations
I'm pretty sure these are correct. (If they are not: blame the Google translate site.)
Scheiße: Shit.
Guten Morgen: Good Morning.
Guten tag: Good Day.
Verdammt: Damn
Auf Wiedersehen: Good Bye
Jawohl: Yes / Yes Sir.
