Squalo

For his life Squalo could not figure out what he did to deserve sitting beside Lussuria eight hours straight. He closed his eyes in an attempt to block out the other's constant rambling.

"Squi-Chan I am SO excited for this~ What about you Squi-chan are you excited? I bet you are!"

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP LUSSURIA!"

That same flight attendant from before came up to them.

"Excuse me, but you have to quiet down… Sir?"

Well at least she wasn't dumb enough to mistake him for a girl.

"Ma'am?"

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL THE PEOPLE WORKING HERE?"

"Excuse Squi-Chan, He forgot to take his pills this morning" Luss told the flight attendant.

"I AM NOT ON ANY DAMN PILLS!"

"I see. I have a brother who needs chill pills, may I recommend anger management for your friend?"

"That is exactly what I've been saying, see Squi-Chan she agrees!"

"VOIII"

"Don't worry Squi-chan, we're all here for you!"

He was in Hell. The plane must have crashed and now he was in Hell destined to spend the rest of eternity with Lussuria… No. That was too cruel a fate even for an assassin like him. Wasn't it?

He got up and moved to the opposite side of the plane where Bel was stabbing Fran.

"ONE OF YOU BRATS ARE SWITCHING WITH ME RIGHT NOW!"

"I volunteer Bel-Senpai as tribute"

*Stab

"Take the stupid Frog"

"Senpai could you stop stabbing me?"

*Stab

"Hey long-hair captain, why don't you ask Xanxus?"

"LIKE HELL YOU BRAT"

"Hey Senpai did you notice that the stupid long-hair captain says hell a lot?

"Ushishishi"

"I DO NOT"

From behind the curtain which separates First class, a bottle of wine was thrown hitting Squalo directly in the head.

"Shut up trash"

Definitely Hell. Squalo made his way back to his seat, defeated. Lussuria was looking out the window and for a second he hoped the other would be too preoccupied to bother him.

"Oh Squi-chan you're back~! Let me tell you abou-"

"VOOIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"


Bel

Bel had stabbed Fran for annoying him. He stabbed Fran because he was bored. He stabbed Fran for being Fran. Now half way through the flight even he was tired of stabbing him.

"Oi Froggy I'm bored. Entertain the prince"

"People who get bored easily have no personality Senpai"

*Stab

"People who resort to violence are known to have low intelligence too. Not that I'm surprised"

"Shut up!"

Fran always managed to get on his nerves.

"The prince is ignoring you"

No answer. He looked over, Fran's look of indifference pissed him off royally.

"Stupid Toad"

Still no reaction. Well whatever he could just use this time to rest. Using Fran's frog hat as a pillow he leaned back and closed his eyes.

"Hey Senpai, you remind me of that princess sleeping beauty right now. Except she was a real princess while your just a fake prince… She was also pretty and you're ugly. I don't see the similarity anymore"

"Shut up Fran"

"I thought you were going to ignore me? You should really stick to your word or else no one will take you seriously"

*Stab

Annoyed, he began thinking of ways to get rid of Fran… He could break the window beside him and push Fran out of the plane, but then again Boss would probably get mad at him for attracting attention… Maybe there was someone on the plane willing to buy Fran. No, no one in their right mind would waste money on such an un-cute kohai…

Suddenly Squalo came charging towards them out of nowhere.

"THAT'S IT!"

He watched with glee as Squalo grabbed Fran and threw him out of his seat. He was not so happy when the stupid shark took a seat there himself.

"VOIII!"

"Ushishi, what's got you so mad sharky?"

"THAT DAMN LUSSURIA HASN'T SHUT UP SINCE THE PLANE TOOK OFF! THEN HE DECIDES HE NEEDS TO USE THE WASHROOM AND SLAMS HIS ASS RIGHT IN MY FACE WHILE PASSING BY!"

"Ushishishi"

"SHUT UP BRAT OR YOU'RE GOING TO SIT BESIDE HIM!"

Bel pouted. Man his teammates really were an annoying group to be with.

Squalo reclined back in peace only to have the little girl behind him start kicking his seat.

"THE FUCK!"

"Calm down captain you're giving me a headache"

"I SWEAR I"LL KILL EVERYONE ON THIS PLANE!"

"Hey hey loud person, do you like flying, I love flying, I-"

"SHUT UP!"

Somehow another wine bottle hit him straight in the head.

"Trash"

The girl started pulling his hair.

"VOOOIIIIIIIIIIIII!" He turned and stabbed through his seat hoping to "accidently" slice the girl. Unfortunately for Squalo his sword got stuck in it.

The girl continued kicking his seat.

Squalo tried pulling his sword out to no avail. Finally he sighed in defeat. "I hate my life"

"Ushishishi"


Fran

Fran made his way to first class. He noticed an empty seat and sat there.

"Stupid long-hair captain" he said to himself.

He could hear screaming from behind and watched as Xanxus who was two seats in front of him throw back his wine bottle without looking or aiming.

*Crash

The shouting stopped.

For the rest of the plane ride Fran relaxed in peace and enjoyed the First class treatment.


Lussuria

It was midday when they arrived at their destination. It was a simple hotel next to the beach, needless to say everyone looked ready to kill Lussuria for reasons unknown to him.

"So guys, I'm gonna go on ahead and book us some rooms. Don't have too much fun without me~"

He went inside. There was a line to the front desk so he grabbed a magazine to kill time.

"Oh my! An article on family bonding! It's best for family to talk out their problems, and be connected to each other"

After reading all the "helpful" suggestions, it was finally his turn.

"Hi how can I help you?" The smiling lady asked.

"What kind of rooms are best if I want the family to stay connected?"

"I would suggest a honey moon room for you and that special someone, and a double-twin room for the kids"

"That sounds perfect! Add the best suit you have to that!"

"Here's the keys, enjoy your stay!"

Lussuria went back to where he left the rest of the Varia. Bel and Squalo were arguing over who had the better weapon while Xanxus was nowhere in sight.

"I'm back~"

"IT'S ABOUT TIME! WHERE'S THE DAMN ROOMS?!"

"Quiet down I have the keys right here. These are for Bel-chan and Fran-chan. Your room is on the third flo-"

"Lussuria why are you holding out one key?" Bel asked with a nervous grin.

"Well I think this trip is about reconnecting so I asked the nice front desk person and she suggested a Twin room for the kids~"

"HAHAHA HEAR THAT BRAT? NICE JOB LUSSURIA!"

"Why thank you~ for me she recommended a honey room to go with a special person. Aren't you lucky Squi-chan?"

"Ushshishi, karma's a bitch isn't it Squalo?"

"LIKE HELL I'M STAYING IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU! DAMNIT QUIT LAUGHING BEL!"

"And for the Boss I picked out their most luxurious suite! I'm sure he'll love it~"

"WHY DOES THAT TRASH GET HIS OWN ROOM?!"

"You're making a scene again stupid long-hair captain"

"SHUT UP!"

"Fran-chan where's the Boss?"

"He went to the closest bar"

"Of course he you see him hand him his keys won't you? I'm going to go change and hit the beach~!"

They all watched as he skipped off.

"Ushishi, anyone else in favour of killing him?"