...It's...A fantasy world! I'm going to level up kill monsters save cute girls beat a dragon have it turn into a girl find elves make my own harem create a guild with a cool name like DragonLancers and beat the demon lor-
Suddenly everything goes light blue.
"Jan?"
I see an old man with gray hair and a beard that reaches the floor
"...Oh god an old man with a beard and an unknown place, Am I going to get raped?!?! Mister I'm not tasty!."
Which he shouts no to and tells me to sit on a chair.
"First of all I am very trigger happy and would like to know where I am and who you are , I know psychology so if you lie to me I will punch you and if you say something I don't like I will punch you."
I don't know psychology
"You just want to punch me because of my appearence don't you?"
He reminds me of that old perverted man from family guy
"...no..."
"That can be fixed" the stranger snaps his finger and somehow turns into a teenager that is...well a hunk would be the simplest way to explain it.
"I am Kurona The Allfather of death."
What?! what the hell does this guy want?!?! Wait
"The allfather what's that"
"...It means I'm the strongest death god"
"And what the hell do you want?! How dare you interrupt my fantasies?! I don't care whether you're a god or not I learned martial arts I will kick your ass!"
"Relax I'm here to make you an offer not to hurt you."
He does have the calm vibe, but this kind of guy usually wants something from you like something very bad.
"I want to grant your wish to become a child of mine."
"No I'm not calling you father"
"I want you to be a death god"
"And why exactly?"
"4 years ago I announced that I had a new child however he went awol and joined the empire of blood which is hostile forces from hell, So I need a kid that doesn't do that, You watch anime so you probably wouldn't join them"
I knew it this guy probably watches people masturbate all the time.
"Hey hey hey! stop prying into my old life!"
He's worrying me alot.
"I wasn't done."
He gives me the death glare o no I'm so scarreeeeeeed actually I did get the goosebumps
"The world you're going to is actually being ruled by a demon king which is what the populace thinks. In reality it's a devil from royalty and a strong one at that. The reason we don't pry into this matter is because we don't want the war with hell to get any worse we already have 3 of the strongest empires in hell fighting us we don't need another one. A devil matches the strength of a god and may even exceed some, a measly human with some cursed sword won't be able to stand against that. The castle the humans of that world are attacking are just one of many, they think he has 8 generals in reality he has 24. and all stronger than eachother."
This guy is trying to make it sound like a tragedy but he isn't putting in any effort that can only mean one thing.
"So what do you want Kurona? also please summarize it to 10 words or less this time"
That it's not something he cares about.
"Again I just need you to appear to some conferences once upon a while also just you existing will help regulate death itself"
"...huh? What really?"
"Yep but even I can't just turn you into a god so you'll have to kill 2 of the demon kings generals. Because of the last incident the allfather wants it to be a human who has somewhat achieved something, Don't worry though I'll bless you with my powers"
This guy, is offering me a really high position while saying that he will support me getting there, now if this isn't a scam I don't know what is.
"What exactly makes you think I can beat 2 generals Also this all sounds too good to be true do you think I'm an idiot are you going to ask me to kill your other son at some point? Wait me attending conferences? aren't you supposed to do that?"
"Well..."
"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
"I kind of...
"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
"I'm a bit shy in the face of others..."
"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
"I'll give you blessings, You're a pervert who masturbates like 2 times a day right I'll give you some lotio-"
I smack the so called Allfather of death in the head. This guy is not fit to be a god
KONO-SUBA
Seriously what kind of god offers a mortal, porn as a negotiation tactic
I'm back in this weird town, The kurono guy gave me some sort of blessing that makes my stats higher. Apparently I have to kill 2 generals to become a reaper. That doesn't sound tooooo difficult if I work hard enough.
Now to check the backpack eris gave me
It contains a short sword 2 healing potions and 10 million Eris if this is a low amount I feel bad for this nations economy
That weird pedophile also taught me 2 skills soul call which literally kills anything lower level than me, and how to curse apparently I can make very small but not deadly curses like making someone trip once every 3 weeks or something like that
After confirming my surroundings I decided search for this towns guild
after 2 hours I found it. I entered it and inside was... people that smelled like booze and shit, the waiters were all depressed, and the adventurers were either drinking or just eating. Suddenly some guy started talking to me
"You're not from aroun' here are yar kid?"
I turn over to see a bulky man drinking
"Yep just got here this morning, heard about a job that allows me to legally cause slaughter and it sounded fun."
Edginess is over 9000000
the guy smirked at me and said something about welcoming me to the gates of hell than he pointed
towards the receptionist.
