Okay, questions first. 1) Yes, there is a video called The Llama Song on YouTube. Search it. The song is much funnier if you know how to sing it. You can also search The Cullen Llama Song and you can watch a video of that one too. The pictures make it hilarious. If you want to hear someone sing it, make sure you pick the one with the lyrics in the sidebar. 2) I didn't buy my Team Edward rubber bracelet, my friend Cody suprised me with it. He said it was one of the last ones at Hot Topic. You heard it here first, people. Rubber Team Edward bracelets at Hot Topic! lol. And Team Jacob ones, too. And a pretty white one that says Twilight and even has a cute little apple charm. okay. on with the story-thingy.


I figured you guys might want the original lyrics so you can see how much it has changed. So, that means, without further ado, I bring you: The Llama Song!

Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama llama
Duck

Llama llama
Cheesecake
Llama
Tablet
Brick
Potato
Llama
Llama llama
Mushroom
Llama
Llama llama
Duck

I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
But i never saw the way
The orange slayed the rake
It was only three years dead
But it told a tale
And now listen, little child
To the safety rail

Did you ever see a llama
Kiss a llama
On the llama
Llama's llama
Tastes of llama
Llama llama
Duck

Half a llama
Twice the llama
Not a llama
Farmer
Llama
Llama in a car
Alarm a llama
Llama
Duck

Is THIS how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
Doorknob
Ankle
Cold
Now my song is getting thin
I've run out of luck
Time for me to retire now
And become a duck


Hope you enjoyed it! Let me know what you think. Thanks!