Santana, wanna come over and watch The Jersey Shore? -Q
Ugh I'm so bored, come over and bring Britt. -Quinn
How horrible did Rachel look this morning? hahaha -Q
Who are you singing a duet with? Also what do you think of the new kid? He's kind of cute don't you think? -Q
Santana, text me back. Seriously. We're still friends aren't we? -Quinn
It kind of makes me laugh how Quinn is apologizing by not saying sorry. But you know what, I don't care how sorry Quinn thinks she is, I have been threatening her with random text messages from a blocked number saying "I'm on to you, baby mama." It's kind of funny actually. I got one of those disposable phones and have been calling her at random moments. Then she gets this panicky look in her hazel eyes before her ice cold mask covers it and her face freezes into that no expression look. Damn it I hate Quinn so much.
God you know who else I hate? Sam Evans. He freaking joined Glee Club and is just so damn happy about it. Like I don't know why he's so happy, oh wait no I do. It's because of stupid Quinn and Britt. He got his favorite girls all in one room! Kurt thinks he's gay and I want to encourage that, not because you know I'm totally pro-gay or anything but because this week Mr. Schue is making us do duets and I just don't want Trouty Mouth to get any ideas, you know.
It was really hard to pick a duet partner at first because I knew Britt was out of the running. The other day I was sneaking out of Britt's house at the crack of dawn when Mike Chang freaking jogs past me. I ran past him hurriedly, but I don't think he keeps his mouth shut because Tina and Mercedes have been snickering, so I've been trying to avoid Britt. I can't sing with anybody I'm close to, meaning Quinn is also out of the picture (I've always wondered how I would sound with her) and I didn't wanna do a duet with Artie. I'm not really into the younger guys (been there done that with Finn). So Mercedes is the one I have chosen. I thought Britt would go for Kurt you know, since they've made out and stuff, but like instead she goes to freaking Wheels and she tells me I'm not allowed to enter her magical Boobland. Like what the hell. Artie is also another person that I now hate, by the way. I don't care how cute and small he is and how I want to adopt him sometimes, for now I hate his guts.
Sam and Quinn are doing a duet together. God I hate them both so much. Why does Sam get to sing with Quinn who he has a major crush on and I can't even bear the idea of singing one with Brittany? Like life is unfair. He gets to be blond because he can sort of kind of pull it off. Maybe one day I'll dye my hair blond. Then I'll just be like Quinn and Sam. Ha! I know for a fact Quinn isn't really a blonde because one time I snuck into her bathroom to look at all her products and figure out what stuff she uses and she has this conditioner for specially coloured hair. I was so glad to find that out.
You know what, I'm gonna go and practice one more time with Mercedes. Britt just texted me that she can't make it tonight because she's rehearsing with Artie? I thought she was kidding about him. Britt can't cut me off.
This will blow over. She doesn't get to replace me with stupid four eyes-two wheels.
xxxx
Santana
