A/N- …A review…? (Gets idiotic grin on face) O MY GOSH! A REVIEW! Ahem. Anyway, I'll make another, 'cause that made me happy.

SESSION 2

Naruto stopped in front of a familiar small building that happened to appear out of nowhere. Curious, he walked over and pushed open the door.

Inside was a lobby. He went over to a counter, and the receptionist behind it was none other than The Sadie.

"Sadie? What is this build-?"

Static came over the intercom thing on Sadie's desk. "Sadie? Is that a patient? Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Ever since the fan girl incident, there haven't been any patients!"

Sadie sighed. "Yeah, I know. So Naruto, you want some free therapy?"

"I guess…Why not?" Naruto walked into Dr. Faith's office, happy at the thought of something FREE.

As always, Dr. Faith was seated in her green recliner. "Sit."

Naruto sat down on the couch. "Okay, Dr. Faith, what now?"

Faith cackled like a maniac, which kinda scared Naruto. "SILLY! NOW WE DELVE INTO YOUR PAST AND SORT OUT YOUR PROBLEMS!"

Naruto twitched. "I don't wanna…"

Faith quickly lunged for the door and locked it. "Consider my office The Inescapable Office of No Return Unless You Let the Good Doctor Faith Theraperize You. Understand?"

Naruto jumped to his feet. "No, I don't understand! How did they let you get your license in psychology?"

"Who ever said they did?"

Naruto ran over to the window, ripped it open, and tried to scramble out of it as fast as he could. "HELP, SOMEBODY HELP! THERE'S A MANIAC UNLISENCED SHRINK OUT TO GET ME! HHHEEEELLLLLLPPP!

"GET BACK IN HERE!" Sadie grabbed his feet and yanked him back in her office. "Nobody can see you dangling out my window like that!" She grabbed a conveniently placed hammer and planks of wood and covered the windows with the wood. "Now there is no escape…"

Naruto screamed bloody murder as she tackled him then tied him to the couch.

"Now, tell me your problems."

Naruto eyed her warily. "Well, the Nine-Tailed Fox is sealed inside of me."

"Ooo that is a problem." Faith tapped her chin as she thought. "Ya know, I have this friend who is a really great exorcist…"

Naruto scowled. "You can't exorcise it! Where would it go? And it could hurt people!"

"Weeelll, I also am friends with this circus who might be interested…"

"A CIRCUS!"

"Don't get your jumpsuit in a knot!"

"What?"

"Ya know, the expression 'knickers in a knot'? Well, you're not wearing knickers."

"Do you even know what knickers are?"

"Nope, and I could care less," Faith played with a piece of her hair. "But we digress. Anything else?"

"Well, Sasuke is always outdoing me…"

"Ah, inferiority issues. I have those, too." She patted him on the shoulder. "Only with a…different individual."

"Fascinating. Can you set me free now?"

"Nope. Not till I give my advice."

"Which would be…?"

Faith looked at the door and windows. "Never lock yourself in a room if ya don't know how to get out…"

"WHAT! WE'RE STUCK?"

"DON'T GET YOUR JUMPSUIT IN A KNOT!"

A/N- I think that's a good place to stop for Naruto's. Tankies for reviewing! Yep, it is weird. But I'm weird, so it fits. Hope you enjoyed.