Rei and Kai: Journal and Fan Mail

Kai Mail 1

I got a request from Iluvbeyblade requesting that Kai gets hate mail. I have nothing against Kai personally so none of Kai's fangirl's should try to kill me tonight.

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Hm, maybe I shouldn't have gotten an e-mail address. This kind of thing was bound to happen sooner or later. It was just sooner than I expected.

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From: Kai Hiwatari

Subject: (none)

I hate you.

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It was just like that. Just three words. What a waste of time.

Ba-dum

Eh? Another mail.

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From: Rei. Rules

To: Kai Hiwatari

Subject: (none)

About time you opened that, baka.

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She knows I opened it? She can see me? There's a word for that isn't there? I believe it is 'stalker'.

Ba-dum

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From: Rei. Rules

To: Kai Hiwatari

Subject: (none)

Hmph. Don't be such a pervo Hiwatari. I'm just confronting your treatment of REI. Who is a God to us REI worshippers.

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Perfect. A fangirl AND a stalker. My day can't get worse.

Ba-dum

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(By now you should know who it is)

Oh, it CAN get worse Hiwatari. Tala is seeing this and is laughing his ass off.

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Oh my God.

Ba-dum

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Hahahaha! Kai! You should see your own face. Priceless. You totally fell for my trick.

Yup.

This is TALA.

Not some messed up Rei worshipper.

Muahahaha.

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Hn. I never knew Tala was stalker material.

Ba-dum

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WTH? KAI! I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU!

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Who fell for whose trick now?

Ba-dum

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That was low Hiwatari.

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I'm switching off the computer now so I don't contract Tala's brain damage.

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That was…amazingly pathetic of Tala. I wonder what's the commotion outside…

WHAT IF THEY FOUND MY DIA-erm I mean JOURNAL! I'LL BE DEAD!

Oh wait. They're just trying to tell me dinner's ready. And my journal is right here.

What's that word I heard (that rhymed?) Rei use?

Tee-hee? Okay, yes. Tee-hee. The great Kai Hiwatari just went Tee-hee.

I sound like Tyson. Not good.

Anyway, better go before Rei throws a hissy fit again. It wasn't pretty the last time…

The great one whom you just did not hear go Tee-hee,

Kai Alexander Hiwatari

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YM: Next up, Rei's first journal entry. Please review! puppy dog eyes