Aaallllrighty! Here's lemon oneshot number two! Now, I have always thought Lieutenant Surge was a complete badass. (Not the dumbass meathead in the anime. The kick-ass cool motherfucker in the games.) It's natural, seeing as how I'm patriotic as hell. So I have decided to write a oneshot starring Lieutenant Surge. Just a warning, though: This oneshot will contain racial slurs. Please note that I have nothing against any race or people whatsoever and am only including the slurs for Gulf War authenticity.

Now remember, this isn't the meathead from the anime, this is the badass from the games...Remember that.

Ampharos (F) x Lieutenant Surge

Y'know, I'll tell you, Ranger School was hell. You had to have guts, strength and a willpower that could move mountains. It was where the strong barely got by on a prayer and the weak fell into the mud behind the rest of us. There was no slack given. But that wasn't even the worst part.

It was against protocol to bring Pokemon to Ranger School. That was the law...you didn't break it, or your ass was out of there...But I couldn't help it. I'd had Jolt since I was ten years old and there was no way in hell I was going to leave my girl at home while I went all the way to Fort Bliss. So, I'd keep her hidden and safe in her pokeball packed away in my bag or my pocket or wherever I could place her without my Drill Sergeant finding her. We got through Ranger School together...I'd get back to my barracks, dog-ass tired and let her out so I could give her a hug. She was a Flaafy back then and she evolved into Ampharos only a day after I graduated from Ranger School, so you'll understand when I tell you that we have us a hell of a bond.

It took a little while, but I was eventually promoted to the rank of Second Lieutenant. Now that was a hell of an honor and one of the proudest moments of my life. I can still feel the exhilaration of the promotion now just talking about it. I love my country, damn it, and I was proud as hell to serve...That was when I was told that I was to be shipped to Iraq to fight in the Gulf War. For some reason, this shocked my parents and it took me forever to console them and make sure that they'd be okay. And to top off the wonderful day I had been having, my girlfriend gave me an ultimatum. Leave the Rangers, or lose her. Now I thought that was a pretty shitty thing to do. I couldn't just leave, you know? All that I had worked for would have been completely wiped out in a second. I had to fight. I had to.

Needless to say, our relationship was ended that day permanent-like. I didn't really care, anyways. She had a weird nose and I had my girl Jolt. I left for Iraq eventually, and true to my word, I brought Jolt along with me. It was a risk I was willing to take for my pokemon. In hindsight, we both could have been killed, so that was a pretty stupid thing for me to do. But I love her and I couldn't have just left her behind for such a long time.

Things went pretty well the first night in Iraq, honestly. I had made a few new buds and we made a small fire outside our barracks to roast some of the cafeteria bacon. It wasn't all that hard to snag it. All we had to do was slip the cook ten bucks. God, he loved money. Couple the occasion with some well-deserved beers and you had a hell of a time. Sure, we were breaking about fifty rules, but nobody cared back then. It was the first night there, and the first night was always a good time for everyone.

The days came and went slower and slower as time went on. I'd go out and make sure the peace was kept. I got into more than a few engagements, but it wasn't anything I couldn't handle. My new buds became brothers in arms...more and more after every single day in fact. But there was always one highlight to my day. Every night, after making my rounds and hanging with my buds, I'd sneak Jolt's pokeball out of the barracks and let her out. We'd run and roughhouse together and she'd be so excited, telling me about her different adventures in the replicated environment inside her pokeball as if I could understand her. I had gotten an ultra ball for her and those were supposed to have the best comfort level for your pokemon. We'd talk for what seemed like hours before I'd give my girl a hug and return her before smuggling the ball back to hide it. Only one night, I wasn't as alone as I thought I was.

"Lieutenant Surge." I heard Major Collins call out to me as I was moving back to the barracks. Apparently he had been watching me. "Come here. Now." My stomach dropped as I tucked the pokeball into my pants pocket. I approached the Major and saluted him as per the rules of engagement of a commanding officer.

"Yes sir." I barked.

"What do you have on you?" He asked me. I felt my heart rate increase as I struggled not to shift in place. I gulped before answering his inquiry.

"N-Nothing, sir."

"Nothing." He said, his eyebrows furrowing. "Then you won't mind emptying your pockets, then?" With pure dread, I realized that I had been caught. I emptied my pockets and held the pokeball in my hand.

"You do know that it is against protocol to bring Pokemon into the service." The Major said, anger brewing in his voice.

"Yes sir." I replied curtly.

"Then why did you bring this pokemon with you?" He asked, a vein popping from his forehead. It was obvious to me that he was struggling to keep his cool.

"Because I love her." I replied to him. "We haven't been apart since I was ten years old, sir."

"Give the pokeball to me." He said, holding out his hand. The command rocked my body to my core. I looked straight into the Major's eyes and dropped my salute before pocketing the pokeball again.

"Can't do that." I said to him. "Sir."

"What was that?" He said, completely surprised by my response.

"I believe you heard me just fine, sir." I said, my straight mouth turning into a frown. "Dishonorably discharge me if you have to, but there is no way in hell I'm handing my pokemon over to anyone."

"Then you should not have brought it with you." He snarled with rage. The man's muscles were tensing and he was seething with fury. He was at least four inches taller than me and I'm a pretty big guy, so needless to say, he was imposing. "Now give it to me before I take it from you." I gulped, but stared the Major down nonetheless.

"Then I guess you'll just have to try to take her." I replied, surprising even myself with the statement. The sentence definitely seemed to register on an emotional level with the Major as he prepared a rebuttal...But he didn't get a chance to say it.

A grenade neither of us had noticed went off behind the Major, knocking us both in the air and to the ground. His body caught the shrapnel that would have hit me. With the Major now dead, I stood up as quickly as I could. Without thinking I ran as fast as I could to a rock that was thirty feet away and took cover. Gunfire erupted from over the rise of one of the hills surrounding my camp. I breathed as heavily as I possibly could as I tried to gain control over myself after this assault from the Iraqi Military. I peeked from behind the rock and to my complete horror, I discovered that the Major was still alive. He'd suffered grievous wounds, though.

"Fuck it." I said to myself. "If there's even a chance...I'm fuckin' saving him!" I stood and sprinted as quickly as I could to the Major and knelt down next to him.

"Get the fuck outta here!" He gurgled. "Leave me!"

"No dice, major!" I cried out as I picked his arm up and wrapped it around my shoulders as bullets whizzed by me. I drew his sidearm from his waist and held it up. "You're not dyin' in this hellhole!" I returned fire as I helped the Major to the rock. After I put him down, I considered my options for retaliation. I had fired six shots from the clip, so I only had six shots remaining. My ears registered a cry of agony come from close to the barracks and I looked over the rock to see one of my fellow Rangers...no, one of my buddies on the ground with a bullet in his chest. He had come out with and M16A2 and tried to fight them head on.

After making sure that the major was safe from further harm, I sprinted over to my buddy and dragged him back behind cover. He gritted his teeth and held his wound.

"I...I don't think...I'm gonna make it, Isaac." He said to me with a wince. Blood trickled from his mouth as he looked straight up at me. "I'm gonna die, man. Tell my family I love 'em." I grabbed his M16 and slapped him in the face lightly.

"Come on, Jack. Don't give me that bullshit. Stay with me." I said to him. "You gotta-" I was interrupted by the sound of the other Rangers, now fully armed, returning fire and fighting the rag-heads. I looked back to Jack to see that he had died. My heart rate slowed for a moment before going into overdrive. Tears filled my eyes as I gritted my teeth in fury. I grabbed the two grenades that Jack had brought with him and stood up over Jack's corpse.

The Iraqis were still engaging the other rangers, so they'd probably forgotten about me. I had a perfectly good M16 assault rifle that I could put to use. I turned and sprinted around the barracks, wiping the tears from my eyes and holding the rifle tight in my hands. I ran at top speed around the side of the rise the Iraqis were using for cover and proceeded to flank them. After getting about ten yards away, I took cover in a ditch and pulled the pin on the two grenades. There looked to be about thirty of them.

I threw them right into the middle of the fuckers, blowing a good many of them to pieces. They shouted what I could only consider to be expletives in their language and turned to face me. I stood in the ditch and opened fire on them, killing about nine of them before taking a bullet in the stomach. My knees buckled as the breath left my lungs. I fell on my ass and looked down at the hole in my gut. I fell on my back and tasted blood as it began to line my mouth. My vision blurred and suddenly I saw Jolt. She looked angry. Angrier than I had ever seen her. That's all I remembered before my vision went black.

It turned out that I was single-handedly responsible for defeating the rag-heads that night. My surprise offensive had left the few of them left alive disoriented and easy to take out by the rest of the camp. I had been shot in the stomach and been patched up just in time to survive my injury, though I was out of commission for quite a while. Yep, I was completely responsible for the victory...well, that's not true, actually. It was not just me.

Somehow, and trust me when I say that I have no idea how it happened, Jolt got out of her pokeball and killed the vast majority of the other Iraqis with her thunderbolt attack while using protect to save me from any other bullets. If it wasn't for her, I'd be dead and gone now.

Now you understand why we have the bond that we do.

So I received a Purple Heart and a Medal of Honor for my service. It was all at the recommendation of the Major too, who I actually still remain in contact with today. We're pretty good friends now, and I try to visit him when I go back to America when I can.

I left the service after that. Honorable discharge and everything. Nearly dying once was enough for me. I wasn't exactly sure what to do with myself before reading up on the pokemon battle Gym Challenge going on in the Kanto region of Japan. I decided to go ahead and go for it. Jolt and I had a bond, that much was certain, so I figured 'why not?'. We were pretty damn good. I battled my way through the gyms with Jolt and various other electric-types that I'd caught. Eventually, I came to the Vermillion City Gym. The leader at the Gym had recently died in a car accident, so there was a city-wide tournament going on to see who'd be the next leader. After reading up on the details of being a gym leader, I decided I'd go for it. You got a place to live, plus food and amenities like TV. I'd had enough of the glory-hounding in America. We faced some pretty tough-ass customers, but me and Jolt won that tournament together and I became the Vermillion City leader...and as you know, the rest is history.

I could have gone on, but I was perfectly comfortable in Vermillion City. Who knows? If Jolt and I had kept going, we just might have become one of the champions of Kanto. I wouldn't doubt it with her at my side.

...

"Jolt, use Thunderbolt!" I cried out as my opponent's Blastoise recovered from it's blast of Hydro-Pump, which Jolt had easily dodged. My Ampharos let out a fantastic-looking blast of electricity into the Blastoise, shocking it to it's core. With a loud groan, the beast hit the floor unconcious. The young trainer was visibly shaken by his loss. I could even see that tears were in his eyes.

"But...I just don't get it..." He said, taking his Blastoise back into it's pokeball. "He was my strongest. He's taken electric attacks before without fainting..."

"Kid, my Ampharos isn't your typical electric-type." I said to him. "What were you thinking bringing a water-type pokemon to battle electric-type pokemon anyways?" He kid hung his head and started to cry. I rubbed the back of my head and sighed deeply. There were some days that this job was more stressful than Ranger Camp.

"Ah, geez..." I mumbled to myself as I approached the kid.

"We came so far...worked so hard..." He blubbered.

"Look, kid, you made it to the Vermillion City Gym." He said. "That's not bad. Really. I mean, you beat both Brock and Misty to get to me, so that's no ordinary accomplishment."

"But...But..."

"Look, go out, train some more..." I said to him as comfortingly as I could. (Which for the record was not very comforting at all.) "And for God's sake, learn more about type effectiveness...and I'll be here when you get back to battle you again." The kid looked at me and nodded before turning his back and moving out of the gym. I sighed deeply and waved at one of the gym trainers to close up shop for the day. I moved toward my quarters with Jolt following me. I only put her back in her pokeball for transport or right before a battle. I moved into my room and flopped down on my bed and scratched my spiky yellow hair. Jolt sat on the bed next to me and regarded my tired look. She tilted her head adorably and let out a questioning coo.

"Oh, it's nothing, sweet girl." I said to her as I pulled my green tank top off and lied on the bed shirtless. I ran my finger over the scar of the gunshot wound I received in Iraq and grimaced for a moment. It felt so disgusting to me. "I'll never forget that night, you know." I said to her. She let out another questioning sound.

"The night you saved my life, girl." I said to her. "I'm reminded of it every single time I look in the mirror or take my shirt off or something like that. Without you, I'd be dead. And death's a final kinda thing." Jolt giggled as I sat up next to her.

"I'm gonna go grab a shower. We'll watch Breaking Bad when I get back, okay?" Jolt nodded happily. "We had to go through all that shit to get American TV, so we might as well use it, huh?" Jolt raised an eyebrow at me.

"Amph! Ampharos!" She mewed. It sounded like a witty retort.

"Don't you start with me, girl." I said to her with a smile, pointing a finger at her. "C'mere, gimme a hug." I wrapped my arms around my Ampharos and she did the same. I scratched her head and headed for my bathroom. I always looked forward to my showers because it gave me a time to...well...you know. Hey, look, before you go passin' judgement, I'm a guy and it had been a good while since I had a lady friend to take care of me. Leading a Gym's a busy job, y'know?

Well, I did the deed and left the shower to find Jolt laying on my bed. Her face seemed a little red, but I did keep the temperature kinda high in my room.

"You hot, girl?" I asked her. She answered with a small nod. "Well let me turn down the air." I moved to the air conditioner and turned it down a few degrees before jumping onto the bed. It always felt good to lay down on my bed with nothing but my boxers on after a shower. It's always nice and cool. So, I turned on our DVR and turned on the newest episode of Breaking Bad. This episode was crazy, with Walt actually truly attempting to off Gus. I was screaming at the TV set and freaking out with Jolt. Man, oh man when Gus walked outta that room, I actually thought...Well...For those of you reading this who haven't seen it, I'm gonna spoil it for you.

So the episode ended and as the credits rolled, I turned the channel to HBO. There was some Nicolas Cage action movie on that I didn't know. It was okay enough to leave on, though. Jolt eventually laid her head on my Chest and let out a small, happy mewl.

"I love you, girl." I said to her. "So much. You know that?" She looked up at me and nodded. I gave her a small kiss on her nose, to which she giggled happily.

"Ampharos." She replied, giving me a small nuzzle.

"I can remember how damn ungrateful I was when ma and pa gave you to me." I said. "I was such a pretentious little asshole. I shunned you like you were worthless. I wanted a goddamn Charmander."

"Amph! Ampha. Ampharos." She said to me. It sounded comforting, as if she were saying, "You were a child. You didn't know any better."

"Still." I said to her. "I can't get over it. You're so damn special to me and back then I treated you like crap." Jolt nuzzled me sweetly and licked my cheek. She had forgiven me a long time ago. I gave her a hug and turned the lamp next to my bed off. I liked going to sleep to a TV, so I left Nicolas Cage on.

"Good night, sweet girl." I said to her before turning over and closing my eyes to sleep.

"Ampha." She said quietly, wishing me a good night as well.

The dream I had that night was unreal. I was in my bedroom and Jolt wasn't anywhere to be found. But in her place was a stone-cold vixen with long blonde curly hair. The epitome of an American girl. She immediately began to kiss me.

"Oh, Lieutenant Surge." She said sultrily to me. "I heard all about you when you were in the Gulf War...So heroic. So manly." She kissed my neck and sucked on it a bit before giving it a nice long lick, prompting me to groan out loud.

"Woah, what are you doing?" I said to her. "I don't even know who you are." She kissed me on the lips and fiddled around my tongue with hers for a second or two before placing a finger above my lips.

"Shh." She whispered. "Let me thank you for your service." She kissed down my chest and ended right above my boxers before pulling my dick out. She marveled at the length before giving it a nice long lick...

That was when I woke up. My eyes opened and I looked around for a second and sighed.

"Wow...What a crazy..." I began to say when I realized that I still felt a tongue on my manhood. I blinked for a second and looked down to see Jolt at my member, licking on it as if it was a lollipop. "J-Jolt?! What are you doing?!" I cried out, completely and utterly surprised. Startled and terrified, Jolt immediately jumped away from me and cowered at the other side of the room. I stood up and approached her, putting my schlong back into my boxers.

"Jolt, wha...What were you doing?" I asked her as I came closer to her.

"Amph! Ampharos!" She said as she cried, tears falling from her eyes. "Ampha!" It sounded an awful lot like she was apoligizing.

"Sweet girl, just..." I said before sitting on the bed. "Come here. Come on." She looked at me and sniffled for a second before standing and walking to the bed. She sat next to me and immediately looked away with a huge blush on her face. She noticeably kept her legs closed when she sat. This provided all the information that I needed.

"Jolt, are you in heat?" I asked her. She didn't answer and just continued to cry. I placed a hand on her soft yellow fur. "Jolt, answer me. Please." She nodded slowly.

"Why were you doing that?" I asked her. "You could've just asked me to let you stay with Raichu for a bit." She sighed before looking straight at me.

"Amph-Ampha-ros!" She said. Now I don't know for sure, but that sounded an awful lot that she was saying, 'I want you!' I sighed and scratched the back of my head before looking at her and stroking her head.

"Jolt, that...I don't know if that'd work. I mean, I love you. You know that, right?" I said to her. She nodded softly. "And I mean...well...I'm human...You're a pokemon and...well..."

"Ampharos." She said, defeated.

"Look, I can find you the biggest, studliest Ampharos and you can be with him all you want." I said to her. "It'll be great. You'll see." Tears began to fall from Jolt's eyes once more as she hung her head where she was.

"Ah, shit." I mumbled to myself as I pinched the bridge of my eyebrows. It was definitely true that I loved my Ampharos more than pretty much anything. I was pretty sure that pokephilia was illegal back then...maybe. I dunno, was it? Ah fuck it, who cared, really? Who would know? We'd been together my whole life, which wouldn't have been this long if she wasn't there with me in Iraq. She saved my life...I owed her my life. "Look, Jolt...If you really wanna be with me..." I said to her. She immediately looked back at me, an adorable, hopeful look in her eyes. "I'd like to be with you too."

"Amph! Ampharos!" She cried out happily as she jumped up and landed on me, knocking me back onto my back. She immediately locked lips with me. For a pokemon with no experience, she was a great kisser. I pushed her off for a moment.

"Now Jolt, before we...you know..." I said nervously. "We need to keep this on the down-low. No kissing or anything in public. I could get in a lot of trouble for this. Until we're in the clear legally, we keep this secret, okay?"

"Ampha." She said happily with a nod as she placed her lips on mine again.

'Oh, God.' I thought to myself. 'What the hell am I getting myself into?' I began to kiss her back and, to my surprise, I liked it a lot. I actually began to smile into the kiss as we continued.

'Yeah...Yeah, why shouldn't I be her lover?' I thought. 'We've been through so much together...we've been through a damn war together.' I turned us over and kissed the tip of her nose.

"Time to take this to the next level." I said as I began to move down her body, planting small kisses along her fur, making her moan happily. "In fact, you could say that your body will be feeling electrified after this." She looked down at me and furrowed her eyebrows for a moment.

"Ampha?" She deadpanned.

"Right, you're right, that was stupid. I'll just go on, now." I continued to move down her body until I reached her wet lower lips. She moaned as she felt my breath on her flower.

"Ampharos." She pleaded, raising her head from her pillow. "Amph. Ampha." I nodded and planted a small kiss on the lips, feeling the moisture on my mouth.

"Ampha!" She cried out, jumping slightly from the pleasure. I chuckled and licked up her sex slowly, making her shiver. She hadn't really ever had this kind of pleasure, so the feelings were completely new to her. I moved my tongue between the lips, making her cry out and throw her head back on the pillow. She moaned louder and louder the longer I serviced her. She certainly tasted better than that bitch who dumped me when I left for the Rangers. I massaged her rear as I licked her, making her coo happily. It actually got to the point where I was really, really enjoying myself.

"Amph...Amph...Ampha!" She squeaked. I could tell from the sound of her voice that she was getting close. I redoubled my efforts and went in for the kill, sliding a finger into her as I continued to lick. She cried out loudly a few seconds before my mouth was assaulted by her ejaculate, which didn't taste all that bad. In fact, the more I tasted it, the more and more I began to like it. I swallowed it and continued to rub her softly as she came down from her euphoria. She sat up and licked my face lovingly before she gestured to the edge of the bed. Knowing what this meant, I sat on the edge of the bed and removed my now completely hard member from my boxers.

Eager to get back to where she had left off she almost immediately gave my manhood a good, long lick. She must have been being very cautious earlier, because when she did this, it drove me wild. I groaned loudly as I placed a hand upon her head between her cone-like ears and stroked it with love. I smiled down at her as she went at me, eyes closed. Her broad tongue wrapped around my member and massaged it with care, making me pulse and grit my teeth.

"Oh, wow, Jolt." I said to her. "For a first timer...you're really...good." She smiled around my length as she continued to suck on it. It didn't very long for me to reach my peak.

I groaned loudly as my cock contracted and shot ropes of spunk into her mouth. Her eyes half-lidded, she began to drink it straight from my member, swallowing consistently with the shots. After she had milked me almost completely dry, I fell back onto the bed and breathed heavily. I stared up at the ceiling for a moment before I heard Jolt once more.

"Ampharos." She said quietly, prompting me to sit up to see that she was presenting to me. I don't know why, but the sight of my Ampharos' well-rounded behind and lower lips in front of me with her tail raised aroused me enough to skip the usually-ten-minute refractory period and immediately get it up again. I slowly approached her, moving on my knees over the surface of the bed and coming to grab hold of her rear.

"Are you..." I said to her. "Are you ready?" She nodded at me.

"Ampha." She said quietly, smiling back at me and blushing. I guided myself into her and she closed her eyes in what looked to be slight pain. Good Christ, it was a tight fit. Now I'm pretty well endowed, but this was so tight, I would have thought it would be completely painful to Jolt. But it only took her a few seconds to graduate from pain to pleasure. She panted as I went in until I was inside her to the hilt.

"You okay, sweet girl?" I asked her, leaning over her back to check on her. She turned back and kissed me on the lips sweetly.

"Ampharos." She said happily with a smile. "Ampha." I nodded and moved myself out of her before thrusting back in. I eventually came to steady rhythm where we were both on the same wavelength. She was thrusting back against me and even moving that fantastic backside of hers in a circle to increase stimulation. She arched her back and moaned loudly as she came for what I guess was the first time. I wasn't finished yet, so I figured that I'd try to get her one more time before I went myself. I lifted her up and placed her back against the headboard of the bed before really going to town on her. She wrapped her arms and legs around me, moaning louder and louder until she was letting out cries of delight. Pleasure coursed through both of out bodies as we moaned nearly in unison. Her lips contracted in time with my thrusts, making the assault of feelings hard to withstand.

"Ampha! Ampha! AMPHAROS!" She cried out in ecstasy.

"Me too, baby girl!" I said before kissing her on the lips. "Let's do it together." A few more seconds and we were both done. We let out a cry of passion together that, had any trainers lived in the gym too, would have woken them up. Thank God that wasn't the case. I moved in and out of her slowly as we came down together. After we were finished, we both flopped down onto the bed and breathed heavily together. After a few seconds, she grabbed onto me and kissed me happily, which I eagerly reciprocated.

"Ampha." She said, sounding very satisfied. "Ampharos."

"That was great." I said. "I love you, Jolt, but I think we both need to get to sleep now." She nuzzled me and closed her eyes. I just continued to look up at the ceiling. A large smile formed on my face. I had just gained a new lover that I couldn't see leaving me any time soon, and she was the most important thing to me in the world.

AN: So there's that one. Be sure to tell me what you thought in a review! And PM your requests to me, please. Don't put them in reviews. Peace!