Pam hums to herself trying to think of all the innocent things the two girls are doing instead of all the dirty. Unfortunately the dirty keeps pushing their way to the front of her mind. Even though Maria had told her that the girls wouldn't be doing their normal antics Pam has a hard time believing that with Santana. Maybe her girlfriend, Brittany won't be so deviant, she does seem extremely nice and innocent.
She thanks god when she hears the door open and Emily, Hannah, Aria, Spencer and two girls she doesn't know come in.
"Hey mom, we're going up stairs." Emily shouts.
"Hold up young lady, I need to talk to you." Pam shouts from the kitchen.
All five girls give Emily a look like you're in deep shit. Hannah laughs and pushs Emily towards the kitchen.
"What do you want mom?" Emily angrily asks she just wants to hang out with her friends and Spencer's cousin and friend.
"First of all drop the attitude and second your cousin is in the guest room and I want you to go say hi to her. You have to hang out with her." Pam tells her stubborn daughter before leaving.
"Fine," Emily spits stomping out.
She rounds the corner and drags both Hannah and Aria up the stairs down the hall towards the guest room with Spencer and her cousin plus her cousin's friend. None of them know why she is leading them to the guest room. She is furious that her mother didn't tell her that her smart ass bitch of a cousin is here for some god awful reason.
Throwing open the door all the girls gasp.
"What. The. Fuck." Emily, Spencer, Hannah and Aria all say in unison.
"Really, can't you two keep it in your pants for two minutes." Quinn says.
"This is really inappropriate." Rachel lectures.
"I can't fucking believe it. I'm cocked blocked the fuck again." Santana whines as Brittany gets up from between her legs, pulling the covers up with her.
"Hi," giggles Brittany snuggling closer to a very upset and sexually frustrated Santana.
"Um, we're sorry." Emily manages to get out. She can't believe that the girl that tormented her every time their families got together is gay too.
"No were not." Rachel huffs.
"Yeah so put some clothes on so we can go out." Quinn orders.
"Wait so you four know each other?" Spencer asks looking as confused as Brittany when someone asks her about math.
"We all go to the same school. Are in glee club together and are friends." Rachel explains.
Hannah and Aria keeps looking over at the Latina laying naked under the covers. They have never met her, but she scares the shit out of them especially after hearing the horror stories about her from Emily.
"We are not friends Rachel." Santana sternly says.
"Be nice Sanny, of course we're friends with Rachel." Brittany states lightly nudging her girlfriend.
"Fine, whatever. Can you all leave so we can get dressed?" Santana blatantly asks.
"Oh hell no, not after last time." Quinn grimaces turning to face the other girls. "Last time we did that it took them an hour and they certainly weren't getting dressed."
"God Fabray it's not like I'm going to do that now that you're all here plus do you really think I'm going to let you see Britt naked." Santana challenges propping herself up.
"I've seen her naked a bunch after Cheerio practice in the locker room." Quinn challenges back.
"Totally different anyway it's for my eyes and my eyes only so get out." Santana throws a pillow at her.
At this point everyone, but Emily and Quinn have left to go into Emily's room and wait.
Emily can't help, but stare at the fact that her cousin has a beautiful tall blonde in her bed and doesn't seem to be the least bit ashamed. She is very jealous of how open their relationship seems to be. The fact that they have been caught having sex doesn't seem to really faze them. Her whole life she has wanted someone to love her like that and to be open. It confuses her that the bitch commonly known throughout the family as Satan is actually a lesbian. Thinking about it she remembers seeing the blonde at a few family functions with Satan.
"Come on we'll wait for them in my room." Emily says pulling Quinn towards her room.
Once they all leave Santana rolls over back on top of Brittany. "Babe I'm so sexually frustrated right now." she complains huffing about to get up when she feels two fingers plunge into her. She lets out a satisfied moan, "hard Britt." No longer caring that they are supposed to be getting dressed, she thrust her hips down in time with Brittany.
"Hun you're so tight." Brittany moans.
"I'm so close babe."
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"So you know Emily's evil, mean cousin." Spencer asks Rachel and Quinn.
"Yeah, though she's a lot nicer now that she finally got together with Brittany." Rachel says.
"Finally wait how long has that been going on?" Emily asks still in shock from discovering her cousin with a freakin' girl.
"Quinn," Rachel looks over at her.
"Well the sex since about the ninth grade, kissing since I would say seventh I wouldn't know for sure I wasn't friends with them. And from what Brittany's told me they've been in love with each other since the first time they saw each other in kindergarten." Quinn speculates.
"Now that's love," Hannah gushes, wishing she can say she has someone like that.
In fact all the girls are thinking which gives Aria an idea. "Hey how about we all go on one big date?"
"That sounds amazing, but what about Rachel and Quinn?" Spencer points out not wanting to leave her cousin out, but also really wanting to go on this date.
"The Hobbit and Q can go together." Santana says strolling into the room smirking.
Quinn wonders how much Santana has overheard.
"Um...Santana where's Brittany?" Hannah ventures to ask being the only one who is less worried about being attacked.
"Kurt called he's having a fashion emergency and needed the help of teen vogue's trendiest girl." Santana shrugs plopping on the bed between Spencer and Emily. "So coz apparently I'm suppose to help you with the whole lesbian thing. Which one of you is her girlfriend?" Santana asks.
"No not us," all three girls reply at the same time.
"Her name is Maya and you'll meet her tonight on the date." Emily clarifies. "But why would you want to help me?" she asks very confused along with everyone else.
"Maria caught us a month ago and used it as leverage to make San come out." Brittany says walking in and sitting on Santana's lap, kissing her cheek.
"That your mom thinks you need help and that I can. Which I really don't understand how I can help I'm new at this whole thing as well." Santana complains not wanting to be here.
Everyone is looking between the two girls waiting to see who will say something first. The way the two are staring at each other neither will break soon.
"I say let's go shopping for clothes for the date today." Hannah suggests breaking the tension.
"First we have to ask our dates, remember Hannah." Spencer logically says.
"Britt will you go out with me." Santana asks kissing her.
"Sure hun, but you're paying." Brittany says seriously.
"Babe I wouldn't think of anything else." Santana feigns hurt.
"K, let's shop." Brittany jumps up pulling Santana up.
