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Extreme Couponing
"There just isn't enough money." Giles sighed.
"What about the council funds?" Buffy asked worriedly.
"I'm trying to get into them now, but there is a system. The paperwork needs to go through the proper channels. I would love to send one of you and scare the money out of those damn people, but that wouldn't do much good." He scowled.
Xander popped his head from around the corner.
"How much money do we have? What exactly do we need?" He asked.
"The girls are good on clothes for now, shockingly enough. We need food, cleaning supplies, toilet paper, and feminine hygiene products. Pretty much everything. As for how much we have?" Giles sighed. "Not nearly enough."
"I'm good at getting deals on clothes, but not that other stuff." Buffy frowned.
"Give me two girls, as many newspapers as you can get your hands on, scissors, a note pad, and three calculators."
"What?"
"Trust me. Who would get three dozen donuts for only five bucks every week?"
"You." Buffy said.
"Who managed to show up with tons of yummy snacks, the good brands too not knock offs?"
"You." Giles said
"Do you trust me?" He asked.
"Of course!"
"Then hand over the money and the things I asked for. Just let the Xan-man handle this."
Three hours later, one hundred coupons, and two truck fulls of groceries, household products, and personal care items later; Xander was declared a god of coupons. He had a small following of baby slayers every week wanting to learn The Way of the Coupon.
Oh yeah. He was so awesome, but he still had to give kudos to what started it all.
Thank you, Extreme Couponing.
