Omnd (oh my nine divines) this stopit portel was totes going to ruin my hair, which is like totally perfect by the way. Omnd I tok out my phone which is the eyephone 7 it hasen even been relesed yet but I get an early vergin because im so kool. I looked in the supar gud front camra and wow did I look A-MAY-ZINF. I took a selfie with the portel, as I tuk the selfie I saw sum strange lukin creetures totes photobominb me. HOW DARE THEY no one photobombs Megelieramberina!1111!11

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I wos so mad at the stoopid ugly thins, they were like yellow and big ears and tails, they were stunted scamps.

"Excuse me who do you think you're, photobominb me! Do you even know how I am?" the scamped stunt looked at me funny then a sent a firebawl to hit me and ruin my hare! Omnd I dojed the fireball, but still how impertimant. I wasz so angrery that I threw a baskeyball at it, and hit it in te fase.
"that's wot yuo get for messin wif totally Megelieramberina!" the scamp cried and ran back thru the portel, and its frend came up to me.
"we are the daydra and wee are gonna bash u all up!"
"No u arnt lol" I sayed
"we challenge u to a basketball mash!"
The capten of the bashketball team comed up to us, a challenging expression on his handsum feces. He is totes one of my 8 bfs, btw, I have 8 becos I am so buutiful I deserve all the byos in the werld 2 b in luv wif me. Evan some gurls are in luv with me becos im so buutiful, most r just jelus of me tho.
"Ok captain renault," sed the daydra.
"omg what was that abou5,they lefta mess in the corridor, said renawlt, as we watched the poetal closing."
"Idk lol," I shrugged
"me neither lol," she shurrged too.

It was the next day, tirdas, and time for the bi g game! The daydra teem turned up wearin their team collars, red and black, and their daedric armour. Their capten was Methrunes Dragon, he was red and wearing underpants. Me and Caroline, who I forgave for not givin me a compliment becos on faesbook she sed my new profile pciter was pritty. My profile picture was of me makin a duck face in the mirrer, which is what al the cool kids do. Me and coriline were totes checkin out the guys.
` "why are all them faces the same? Asked carolen"
"becos they have hemets on," omg she ws so dum!

But the daydra teem dident want to play basketball!

*cliffahnger (not like a cliffracer from morrorwind but cliffhanger like suspenc)