Description: Kirby will be teaching you how to speak 'poyo,' leave a review saying what you want translated and it will be put up in the next chapter, here are the rules:

All right! So we have our first five requests, this first one is from Anonymouse:

What they want translated: 'My beautiful fedora is on fire.' Take it away Kirby!

Kirby: poyo, poyo?

Me: yes you have to.

Kirby: "poy (my,) yoyop (beautiful,) ypopy (fedora,) yo (is,) py (on,) poyoop (fire.)

Me: there you have it: poy yoyop ypopy yo py poyoop. Anonymouse your review is appreciated

This next one is from my friend:

What they want translated: I AM THE REASON THE ARMADILLO WAS IN THE BACON.

Me: OMG LOL

Kirby: po (I) yo (AM) yop (THE) oppo (REASON) yop (THE) poyopyoo (ARMADILLO) op (WAS) oy (IN) yoopo (THE BACON.)

Me: Kirby, you just said that as if you were practicing to say it.

Meta Knight: why is this armadillo here? … KIRBY!

Kirby: po yo yop oppo yop poyopyoo oy yoopo

This one is from my mom 0_o

What they want translated: You can have the cracker if you give me my shoe back.

Me: LOL

Kirby: poyy (you,) yyppo (can,) yopo (have,) yop (the,) POYOYO! (Cracker,) oyo (if,) poyy (you,) oyoyppo (give,) po (me,) po (my,) poyyyo (shoe,) oyop (back.)

Tiff: Kirby give me my shoe back.

Kirby: yop POYOYO!

Tiff: fine.

This one is from another friend.

What they want translated: giant rainbow monkeys

Me: best one yet!

Kirby: poyoyoyoopopo pyop oooopy

This last one is from kitzykat

What they want translated: I love you so much.

Me: AW!

Kirby: po opyoooo poyy opop ooy poyopppop.

Well that's the end of the first chapter! Please review with your requests!