Chapter 2: Trying to be a Cat
Billy had finally arrived inside the Xiaolin Temple and leased from the shack from Master Fung.
"You brought us a pet?" asked Kimiko who was quite surprised.
"I actually found this poor thing beside our doorsteps" replied Master Fung, "I would hate to see this poor thing starve outside."
"Wow, riding in a shack was fun!" cried Billy, "Am I going to get to do any cat things like tearing up sofas and even dropping a duce in people's shoes?"
"Let's take the little fellow inside" said Raimundo, "and show him around the place."
"Yea, I get to stay with people wearing pajamas!" cried Billy as he was being carried by Kimiko.
"I have never scene such a cat with such a large nose" said Omi as he began to observe Billy.
"Well, you were pretty weird as a cat when you were tricked into being one of Chase Young's slaves" said Clay.
"True" said Omi, "I just hope this isn't a trick by someone like Chase Young to send someone not all in the head to be disguised as a cat."
Meanwhile back at Chase Young's lair, Grim was quite surprised that Omi found this out quite quick.
"I must say I am impressed with the bald monk seeing through an idiot like Billy" said Grim, "he usually drives everybody insane."
"Let's hope Billy's idiocy will be a plus for all of us" said Chase.
"Billy should be acting stupid and annoy those Xiaolin monks any minute by now" said Mandy as she was looking at her watch.
Back at the Xiaolin Temple, Billy was already inside preparing to use his new claws. Except this time Billy was testing his claws on some of Clay's boots.
"Hey, my boots!" cried Clay as he notice Billy was scratching them up quite a bit.
"This is fun! This is fun!" laughed Billy.
"Omi, would you be my guest in using the Orb of Tornami against him?" asked Clay to Omi.
"Certainly" said Omi.
As Omi used his Orb of Tornami, Billy literally got all wet.
"Cats like me don't like getting wet!" cried Billy.
"Quick, get that cat before he tears up anymore of my boots!" cried Clay.
"You think that's bad?" asked Kimiko then she showed everybody her electronics her father had sent over, "Look what he did to my new gadgets my dad sent over!"
"Wow, that's really bad" said Raimundo as he observed the destroyed electronics.
"Then let's go get that vermin" said Clay as he took out his rope.
"Oh no, they're going to get me!" cried Billy.
As the Xiaolin warriors began to chase Billy throughout the temple, Billy leaped right onto the roof. He was quite amazed by his cat skills that were given to him by Chase Young. But as he thought he was alone, the Xiaolin warriors leaped right onto the roof ready to take him in.
"You four are never going to take me alive!" cried Billy as he leaped off the roof and right onto the ground on all fours and dashed off.
"Darn that cat is quick" said Clay.
"But who on Earth would want to send a cat just to cause us trouble?" asked Kimiko.
"Probably Katnappe" replied Raimundo, "I say we catch this cat and send it to her."
"Good idea" said Clay, "we can also send that cat to Jack Spicer and have it cause trouble for him."
"That should give us plenty of time to recover" said Kimiko.
"So let's go and get that cat already" said Raimundo as he cracked his knuckles.
As Billy kept on running around the temple trying to avoid those Xiaolin warriors, he finally came across the main building which held the Shen Gong Wu.
"Wow, I never been in such a large place right here" said Billy then he notice a sign, "uh, no trespassing, Shen Gong Wu inside. What the heck is a Shen Gong Wu?"
"I just can't believe someone would just say something like that" said a voice behind Billy.
As Billy turned around, he notice a Techno-Goth red-haired boy in black along with an army of Jackbots.
"Eeeek, a clown!" cried Billy.
Billy then took out his claws and leaped right onto Jack Spicer's face.
"Get this stupid cat off me!" cried Jack as he was trying to get Billy off his hair.
Meanwhile as poor Jack Spicer was trying to get Billy off his hair, Chase Young and Grim were laughing up a storm for all the chaos Billy's idiocy was causing.
"I can't believe this is happening!" laughed Grim as he even began to cry.
"Yea, I usually do all the beating on Spicer" said Chase, "but it seems your idiot is doing my job for me!"
"Alright, why don't you two shut your traps" said Mandy then she pulled Grim's sleeves, "I want to know what the heck these Shen Gong Wu are?"
"Those toys?" asked Chase, "Why would you need them for?"
"I got plans you see and with the power of the Grim Reaper at my side, I can finally take what I need" said Mandy, "and it seems like Billy was the right pawn for the job to make everybody else concentrate on him, while we take these Shen Gong Wu for ourselves."
"Mandy please" said Grim as she was pulling his sleeve, "I don't think you want to mess with the Shen Gong Wu. You already have enough to worry about whenever Billy gets something out of my trunk. Now you want Billy to play with something deadly as the Shen Gong Wu?"
"With Billy's idiocy being displayed on this crystal ball" said Chase, "I think that is quite evident."
"Have it your way Reaper" said Mandy as she threw Grim back on his seat, "but soon I'll find a way to conquer this planet."
Meanwhile back at the Xiaolin temple, Jack Spicer was still trying to get Billy off his hair.
"Let me get that for you sir" said a Jackbot.
But before the Jackbot could approach his creator, Billy always used his claws to destroy the Jackbot that was coming to Jack Spicer's rescue.
"Let's just get the heck out of here!" cried Jack as he was in much pain with Billy clawing all over him, "We'll get the Shen Gong Wu another day!"
"Well, look at that" said Clay as he notice Jack Spicer and his Jackbots were leaving the scene, "Spicer never got into the Shen Gong Wu vault this time."
"Seems like he took that strange cat with the big nose with him too" said Raimundo.
"Well, at least we won't have to worry about him anymore" said Kimiko.
