Ok so I don't know how banks work or how they keep the money so let's just go with this ok
I do not own Naruto
"Hurry up, moron!" Kakuzu barked at his younger partner.
"I'm coming, you old bastard!" Hidan yelled back. Two gunshots sounded from outside the bank as Hidan ran to catch up with Kakuzu. "Hurry up and crack the code, we don't have a lot of time, the police should be here any minute!" Hidan was getting anxious. This was not their best planned robbery, and they both knew it. Tension was in the air as Kakuzu finally opened the vault to grab the money.
"Hurry up and grab the money Hidan," Kakuzu said, tossing the younger male a big bag. "I'll keep watch. Make it quick." The angry shouts of the police could be heard outside of the bank. Kakuzu grimaced, they didn't have much time. He quickly glanced over at his partner in crime, checking to see if he was actually doing as he was told. Hidan tended to be rather defiant, and hated it when Kakuzu ordered him around.
"Alright, you old fucker! I got the money; let's get the fuck out of here!" Hidan yelled back, smirking. Mission accomplished. Kakuzu nodded, his evil grin hidden by his mask. Suddenly, the doors burst open and about 30 cops rushed in. Kakuzu threw Hidan a glance, and they both headed for the back exit as quickly as they could, the cops hot on their tails. Finally reaching the door, they ran out into the alley behind the bank, where their ride was waiting. Quickly, they hopped into the car, and started driving away, shooting at a few police men who were just now reaching the back door.
"Well, that was a fucking disaster!" Hidan sighed wearily.
"I'm just glad we got out in time." Kakuzu agreed. Though the two argued constantly, they worked surprisingly well together when it became necessary. Their ride slowed down to a stop in front of an old apartment complex, where the two men were staying while in town. Hopping out of the car, Hidan and Kakuzu shuffled into the shabby building, being careful so they were not heard. Once they reached their shared apartment, Kakuzu silently closed the door behind them, locking it. Plopping down on the bed, he removed his mask, something he did only when he was alone with Hidan.
"So, what's the hold up? Don't you want to count the money?" Hidan asked, eying Kakuzu curiously. Kakuzu groaned in response. Hidan raised his eyebrow, then silently stood up and sat down on the bed next to Kakuzu. "You okay, old man? You seem more tired than usual." Hidan observed, being unusually soft. Kakuzu opened his eyes to look at the silver haired man, surprised. Hidan was almost always yelling and shouting, so this was a pleasant turn of events.
"I'm fine, Hidan, just tired." Kakuzu answered. This robbery had really wiped him out; it was more stressful than usual due to the short time limit and the fact that they had almost gotten caught. Kakuzu sighed; they would have to move soon, it wouldn't be long before the police found them. Hidan watched Kakuzu rest, noting that he was very tense.
"Hey Kakuzu, sit up for a minute will ya?" Kakuzu did has he was told, not sure exactly what Hidan was planning. Suddenly, he felt two strong hands on his shoulders. Hidan started to massage his partner's shoulders, earning a relieved groan from the older man. "You're really tense, 'Kuzu." Hidan frowned, moving his hands lower down Kakuzu's back. Kakuzu sighed pleasantly in response. It wasn't often that Hidan used the nickname he coined for him.
"Hidan, what are you doing?" Kakuzu asked as Hidan's hands stopped rubbing his back, instead circling around his waist, pulling him close. Despite their tough personalities, they both had a soft spot for each other, a fact that neither of them cared to admit. Hidan just smiled, not bothering to answer Kakuzu. They both knew that the other felt something more than friendship, but neither were ready to confess. The life they lived left little room for friendship, much less romance. Trust no one, that was always their motto, until they partnered up of course.
Kakuzu decided to just let Hidan be, after all, the embrace was not exactly unwelcome. Kakuzu smiled, it was nice to relax after their operations. Leaning back into Hidan's chest, Kakuzu felt Hidan rest his head on his shoulder. The two men stayed like that for awhile, before separating. It was late, and both needed their rest, for they would be fleeing town early the next morning. They both moved to their separate beds, somewhat more relaxed than before.
"Goodnight 'Kuzu…" Hidan said, drifting off to sleep. Kakuzu grinned as he shut off the light.
"Goodnight, Hidan."
