Starts with Ultimate Doom.

Eddy: The OG first person bitches!

Edd: So I'm the Master Chief clone?

Eddy: Um, No! Your the person Master Chief is cloned after.

Edd: He tore Doom guy up in that DeathBattle.

Eddy: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Shut the F*** up!

Level Knee deep in the Dead.

Edd: Okay, so where do I go from here?

Eddy: Head down that corridor.

Edd: There's two corridors. Which one do you want me to go down?

Eddy: The one I'm pointing at.

Edd turns the camera to the opposite deriction.

Edd: That one?

Eddy: No! I swear I tell you which way to go and then you turn the camera asking 'which way' just to piss me off!

Edd: It's all apart of my master plan to ruin your day.

Meets their first demon enemy.

Edd: Ahahahah! What is that thing!

Eddy: Him? Oh, that's Mr. Huggels.

Edd: What's he throwing at me?

Eddy: The balls of fire made straight from Hells burning inferno itself.

Edd: Looks more like he's Khameahmeahing me.

Eddy: Why do you do that? Why do you have to bring Dragonball Z into everything?

Edd: That's because they're kick ass!

Eddy: I hate you so much right now.

Edd: Goku would Annihlate these guys in a second.

Eddy: I'm going to hit you in the face.

Their first encounter with the Cyberdemon.

Edd & Eddy: Ahahahahaha!

Edd: What is that thing!?

Eddy: Talk to him! Talk to him with your gun!

Montage of them using the chainsaw and tearing apart the demons and zombies with the Doom theme song going.


Now playing Sonic the Hedgehog.

Edd: The thing about Sonic is...

Eddy: Is that he's bitch awesome!

Edd: Well yeah, but also he seems kind of like a lite wieght.

Eddy: What!?

Edd: Well, like just look at that. He can curl up and roll through solid rock and break metal robots open, but if he doesn't have any rings then it just takes one hit from anything and he's dead.

Eddy: Well, okay I'll give you that. He can dish it out but can't take it back in is what you're basically saying?

Edd: Yes! He's like nothing without those rings.

Eddy: He's nada without prada. Hehe.

Edd: Haha!

Fighting Eggman on the first stage.

Eddy: Yeah so now your fighting that obese nerd that never had a girlfriend in his life and that's why he's so angry all the time and builds these death machines powered by baby animals.

Edd: Is that really his story?

Eddy:... It's your story.

Edd:...shut up.

Eddy: Haha! It's strange isn't it? Like looking into the future.

On the third stage, destroying every robot in their way.

Edd: So why does he use these baby animals to power his death machines?

Eddy: I don't know why. Because he can't afford gas to power them after spending all his money on buying parts to build all these robots? I just don't know.

Edd: Well if he wants to use animals why not things that hunt hedgehogs like a coyote or something?

Eddy: Like use something that naturally wants to kill Sonic the second he frees it. That way when his guard is down he'll have the best WTF moment in history.

Edd: Yeah! Hehe.


Next game Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped

Eddy: Yeah, Crash Bandicoot Motherf*****!

Edd:What does he even do?

Eddy: He spins like a tornado and bitch slaps you off of frame.

Edd: How's that any different then what the Tasmainian Devil dose on a weekly basis.

Eddy:... Shut up!

Unlocked the Bazooka.

Eddy: Yeah! Does the Tasma-thinga-mawhatever you called it have a bazooka?

Edd: Will you just play the game already Eddy?

They come across a barricade made of nitro boxes.

Eddy: Oh what's this? A bunch of exploding boxes. Well I guess I have to give up now...Bazooka!

Edd: Ah, come on man that's cheating.

Eddy: I know that's why I'm doing it.

Unlocks 3 Aku Aku masks and archives momentarily indestructiblity.

Eddy: Oh look at that!

Edd: That mask could've literally of done this any time and he picks now to do it?

Eddy: Oh! I just walk through the baddies now! Even the bombs got nothing on me! You got nothing!

Spins crazily and falls of the platform they were on.

Edd & Eddy:...

Eddy: What?

Edd: Hahaha! They got something on you apperantly.

Eddy: Why would they make that a thing you can do? what the...


Finally playing Spyro the Dragon.

Eddy: This is the real motherf**** Spyro bitches!

Edd: Who are you calling bitches? Why are saying it plural? I'm the only one here with you.

Eddy: Shut up!

Chasing one of the thieves.

Eddy: I'm going to get him. Grrr... I'm going to get you.

Edd: So is Spyro like the only dragon his age or what? Why is he the only one doing anything to stop this Gnasty Gnorc guy?

Eddy: It's because he's not a p****y like the other dragons are.

Edd:... Wow, never thought I would hear anyone ever call dragons that.

Eddy: Yeah well you just did so chew on that for a while.

Fighting Gnasty Gnorc.

Edd: What is a Gnorc anyways?

Eddy: It's the unholy offspring of a mommy gnome and daddy Orc meeting and getting freaky while no one is looking. Then the mother throws it away.

Edd:... What?

Eddy: Chew on that for awhile.