24th October, 2016

Well, it's been a bloody while, hasn't it?

I probably owe you all an explanation- although I doubt you really care, to be honest. I mean, honestly, why would you? I've been absent for a year, nothing exciting has happened. Do you really want to know what has stopped me from confessing my problems and recollecting insignificant moments from my life?

I lost the bloody journal.

Doesn't seem like much of an excuse, but it's true. It turns out Willow, bless her little awkward heart, had been practicing her magic stuff in the basement, my room, and next thing you know she made half of my bloody stuff invisible. I naturally forgave her, which for a vampire to do is quite strange. Maybe I'm becoming a right old softy. Anyway, it took her a while for her to find the reversal spell, and it was past Easter when she finally used it.

So that takes me to the second part of the story. I had nothing to write. That's it, nothing exciting or of any significance.

I guess I should give you all an update on how everyone is.

Giles: Same old Brit who thinks I'm a twit. The feeling's mutual, buddy.

Buffy: Finds me irritating, but tolerates me. I think she secretly likes me.

Willow: Is starting to feel more comfortable around me. She's getting better in her Wicca stuff, I must say.

Xander: Gees, this idiot? I guess he has a bit of a sense of humor. God knows, we could do with more of that around here...

Anya: And I thought I was weird. Maybe it's the optimism: I don't do well with overly positive people.

That's everyone, I suppose. Or everyone I bothered learning the names of.

Has anyone else heard of that film series Twilight? Since when the hell did vampires sparkle? Or look like that? I thought I was depressing; at least I'm funny. And, if I say so myself, quite a handsome bloke. Imagine my shock when I found out there were books too.

Anyway, that's all from me today, I suppose. I do apologize for the year long hiatus, along with not having anything particularly exciting to write about. What do you expect? I'm a vampire. The only thing that excites me these days is the idea that they may be creating pumpkin-spiced Bloodicino. Yep. I'm bored, and my life at the moment is boring.