Me: Hey guys! Guess what? We have some new dares and a new ...player? Visitor? Magical unicorn that lives in my dreams? Anyway! What was I saying...?
Rin: Something about new dares?
Me: Oh yes yes thank you. Actually they were for you =3
Rin: Me? Why me? It's not some fangirl fantasy is it?
Me: ...Can...Can I touch your ears?
Rin: What?
Me: What?
Genjiro: Ahem.
Me: Well I got a special request for Rin so here it is-
Astarte: Rin for your truth if you could, would you ever actually visit Gehenna?
Rin: Hell no! Then I would have to deal with my REAL neglective father who still owes me like fifteen presents for my birthday may I add. And that shit is scary down there have you even seen it? It would be like climbing up my brother's-
Me: Ooookaaaay! That's enough with that lovely yet disturbing answer.
Astarte: -.- It was a simple question a yes or no would have been fine. Anyway next is the dare.
Rin: Hey! Don't I get to be asked-
Me: No shuddap, bitches talk when I tell them to.
Genjiro: Oh my.
Izumo: *laughs*
Me: What are you laughing at funny brows? May I remind you that I control everything up in this place, and you keep that crap up and I'm gonna go all Simon Cowell on your ass.
Izumo: What?
Me: ._. I have no idea ya see I haven't took my ADHD meds and I'm like in dreamworld so if you can just go with it that'd be nice.
Izumo: Oh...kay?
Astarte: *goes to speak again*
Me: I'm hungry, Rin go make me a sandwich.
Rin: No! I got to do the dare!
Me: Oh right...Bitch number 2 you go get me one then! *looks at Bon*
Suguro: =_='' Go to hell.
Me: Oh no thanks I've been there already, they have horrible room service. Okay then Queen Of Whores!
Shura: *drunk* Huh..? *giggles* Me?
Me: ...Nevermind.
Astarte: Can I-
Rin: WHY OH GOD WHY WHY WOULD YOU ASK SUCH A THING WHYYY OH THE HUMILIATION! THE PURE EVILNESS OF IT ALL! CURSE YOU ASTARTE!
Shima: Dude...she didn't even ask anything yet.
Rin: Right...
Astarte: =_= Anyone else want to freaking interupt me today or what?
Me: No I think you're good if someone starts to you can beat the hell outta them if you wish.
Astarte: Good. Rin-
Shima: SPIDER! SPIDEERRRRR! *running around the room screaming*
Astarte: =_='' That's it. *throws Shima out the door and you hear yelling/screaming. Astarte comes back casually* ANYWAY! Rin I dare you to attempt to steal Kitsune and get away without being totally slaughtered.
Rin: *Gulps* Uh I don't suppose Kitsune is a sweet little puppy?
Izumo: Why on earth would a puppy be named Kitsune?
Genjiro: Hey now don't get smart.
Izumo: Shut the hell up I'll do what I want bastard!
Me: DX IZUMO that just earned you a spot in the corner!
Izumo: *Mumbles and goes to sit in the corner*
Me: Now Rin you heard Astarte! Go!
Rin: Right! This is just a small task! I could do it blind folded and both hands tied behind my-*Kitsune bites Rin's ass which makes him yowl with pain* You better not have rabies!
Me: Pretty sure Kitsune doesn't have babies.
Rin: RABIES! R-A-B-I-E-S!
Me: DX STOP YELLIN'! YELLIN' HURTS MEH EARS!
Kitsune: *Sinks fangs into Rin's right arm*
Rin: YOW! Well at least the boys are safe-*Izumo kicks Rin in the groin*
Izumo: What? It's national kick men in the balls today...isn't it?
Males: O.O *back away slowly from Izumo*
Rin: *Let's out a high pitched yelp*
Me: Wonder if he can still have children. Do you want some ice?
Rin: *shakes head and gets up* C'mere you! *Tackles Kitsune and wrestles with Astarte's familiar for a bit until he finally suceeds in kidnapping. Of course not without a few more bitemarks and kicks to the groin*
Genjiro: Damn. Mofo got effed in the bs.
Rin: TT_TT
Me: ...Anyway~! Genjiro Truth or dare!
Genjiro: Truth.
Me: Be honest what do you think of Izumo Kamiki?
Genjiro: Simple, she's a Tsundere, a total bitch, horrible friend, judgemental, scary, her eyebrows remind me of a dog I once had, but she's kinda...*coughs* Sheissortacute.
Me: Ha! I knew you lik-*gets elbowed in the gut* oww...ow...okay..ow.
Izumo: *Face turns scarlet*
Genjiro: Sorry to end this episode so soon but I'm afraid our host is in no condition to...speak. *Insane smile* I must have a chat with him about how to keep his mouth shut.
Astarte: ._. I'm surrounded by psycopaths...then again that's nothing new.
Me: TT_TT Fluffy...out...ow...
