As I opened my eyes and sat up in the bed immediately I found myself in a bedroom on a bed. "What the fuck happened to me?" I muttered as I got off the bed and walked towards the door but as I reached out my hand to open it I heard talking. "Princess what are we going to do with it?" looks like I landed in a monarchy area… shit.

"We must study it of course to see if it's dangerous."

"Princess did you see what that thing did to those other things in the sky?"

"I am well aware captain. For now we wait until it wakes up so we can study it." FUCK THAT! As I walked over to a closed window and looked at it, it looked like it was poorly made so I kicked it and it shattered and as soon as I got onto the window sill I heard the door open. "it's getting away!" as I jumped out of the window sill and landed on the sand two stories down I spotted smoke coming from afar so I started to run towards it away from whoever had captured me. As I was running I looked back a few times to see no one pursuing me so I sighed as I looked forwards and ran. After a few minutes I reached the places where the planes had all crashed so I first ran over to my plane and started to take out stuff. I grabbed my desert eagle, my survival pack, my helmet, my green bay packers hat which I immediately put onto my head, my knife, and my photo of my friends. I couldn't bear leaving it behind seeing it's now all that I have left of them. I then ran over and pried open the cockpit of the enemy pilot and I pulled out the body and started to rummage in this plane. This guy was a fucking pig. There was old food in here and it reeked I'm wondering why this guy wasn't dead. As I finally found the survival pack I pulled it out and I also found an AK in there so I grabbed that as well and I ran into the forest. as I was running I lept over fallen trees and dodged large rocks and when I was sure I was a good ways from the beach I sat down behind a large rock and I rummaged through the survival packs. Inside of my survival pack was a machete, some bottles of water, some MRE's, and some desert eagle ammo. Inside of the other pack was all rotten food so I just emptied it out and kept the bag. As I just sat there in the forest I looked around and just sighed. "Keep an eye out for the creature!" shit! How did they catch up with me so fast?

"Yes sir!" and with that I jumped into a bush and I watched in secret as I saw four legs to appear and then four more.

"Sir I think this is some of the creature's things."

"Good find Private. Cast the spell to find out where he is." Wait a minute… spell? After a few seconds they ran away and I sighed with relief when suddenly I heard a twig snap behind me and when I turned around I blacked out once again.

"Princess we have returned with the creature."

"Captain! I told you to bring him back unharmed!"

"It was either this or he struggles and hurts himself."

"Very well captain. Put him in a room without a window."

"Yes princess."

"And bind him to a chair and blindfold him."

"Yes princess."

As I came to I saw that I was blind folded and bonded to a chair and as I struggled I felt something on my shoulder. "What is your name creature?" a voice asked me.

"classified." I was hit in the face. "You hit like a sissy." Hit in the face again.

"Again I will ask. What is your name?"

"How do I know you won't fucking go after my family? I already lost a brother in that dogfight so duck you all!" I yelled and I was hit again in the gut.

"Fine then I will move on to the next question. What were those things you were flying in the air?"

"Fuck you." Hit again in the gut as I vomited a little in my mouth but I swallowed it.

"What was that thing that you used against one of those metal things?"

"Again. Fuck you." Hit in gut again and this time I successfully vomited all over my hitter.

"You're going to bucking pay for that!"

"Captain!"

"Oh hello princess. I am sorry to say but the creature is not answering the questions."

"And I told you to actually just ask them! This is not an interrogation. And all you are asking about are those things that it used to protect itself."

"Princess…"

"Leave us."

"Princess? Are you sure you want to be in here with this thing?"

"Leave us." I heard the door open and then close a few seconds later.

"I am sorry for my guard's creature. Let me heal you."

"Well it's going to take a few days for the pain to go away and-" I shut up after I felt something touch my head and all the pain went away. "What. The. Fuck?" I said.

"Now that you are healed can I ask you some questions?"

"As long as they aren't too personal and whenever you ask a question I can ask you a question."

"I will allow that. For now I must ask if you are dangerous."

"Only if I am attacked. Also I must warn you that when I am out of this chair your captain and his buddy are going to get hurt."

"I understand that." She said and I just smirked a little.

"My turn for a question. Where am I?" I asked.

"You are in the land of Equestria."

"Equestria?"

"It is where I rule over all the wonderful ponies." Ponies? I know what my next question is going to be. "For now I must ask what you are?" well I totally somehow saw that coming.

"I am a human." and I heard her breath in a big breath. "What?"

"Humans are known to be just myths." She answered. For some reason I can't seem to get enough of her voice… snap out of it Daniel!

"Well my turn for a question. You said ponies earlier. Why is that?"

"Because all of my subjects are ponies along with me." Why do I feel like I know what this is? Wait a minute… no. fucking. Way! I know where I am!

"Well I now know who you are…" I muttered but she heard me.

"Who am I then?" she asked. Fuck!

"You are princess Celestia." With that she gasped before I felt myself slammed against the wall.

"HOW DO YOU KNOW ME HUMAN?" she yelled.

"I will tell you once I'm untied and I am given my stuff." With that I was untied and blind folded and I looked in awe at Celestia. She looked just like she did in the episodes and she then floated over my stuff and I started to rummage through my bag until I finally found what I was looking for and I pulled out my phone and played the very first episode my little pony. As she watched it wide eyed and shocked as soon as it got halfway I stopped it and put it into my pocket. "So your species has always known about us?" she asked.

"Nope. A group of designers called Hasbro had actually created you in my world." I told her as I put the chair upright and sat down in it. "So I'm guessing what I just showed you haven't passed by yet?"

"My sister would be returning in 30 years…" she muttered and I got wide eyed.

"Well I know the future a tiny bit after 30 years then." With that she perked up. "Yep. I know at least 4 seasons of episodes which equals like almost 100 events."

"Then would you be willing to come back with me to the castle?" she asked.

"Depending on what's going to happen to me when I get there." I said.

"You will live in the castle so then we could learn about you humans." She said.

"Well is there a place that I can put all of the wreckage from the planes that had crashed here?" I asked.

"We could hide it near the castle in the crystal caverns, it is underneath the castle." She suggested and I pondered it and when I nodded she smiled.

"Now can I punch those two guards?" I asked and she walked over and opened the door and called them in so I jumped and hung on the ceiling so they couldn't see me.

"where is he princess?" the larger one yelled as they both ran into the middle of the room and I let go of where I was and I landed on the large one and I knocked him out and then I kicked the other one in the chest sending him flying into the wall and when he tried to get up he was hit on the head by a vase, breaking the vase and knocking him out. As I cracked my knuckles and smiled I looked at the princess. "Also letting you know I do not want anyone except for me and you to know about where the planes are if you don't mind." She nodded. "And also the name is Daniel, Daniel hook." With that she smiled. "But you can call me Dan if you want. All my friends do." As I picked up both of the pony's and set them onto the bed in another room and I walked back into the room with Celestia and she was sitting in a chair so I pulled up another chair and sat down. "So what else do you want to know?" I asked.

"I would like to know about your family." She said and I froze. "I read the paper the captain had and it said you lost your brother in a 'dogfight'? Did you get into a fight with diamond dogs?"

"No I didn't. Do you know a spell to read my mind…? I rather not say what had happened." With that she nodded and touched her horn to my head and she stayed there for a few minutes and when she pulled back she had a look of horror and sorrow on her face. "You are not to tell anyone of what you just saw! You can only talk with them about it if I already told them." She nodded. "Thank you. Now I think I should also talk to you about how your sister was banished." She tensed up.

"She was banished because she was jealous of me being loved the most." Celestia said.

"That is actually not true." She cocked her head at me. "She was jealous because of how much the ponies loved your sun and just slept through the night. Not many people like the night and I am one of those few that love the night." She smiled.

"When my sister returns she will be happy to know that." She said as I then smiled.

"Hey. I was born to make people happy." She smiled a little more. "So what else do you want to know?"

"How about what you think of this world?" she asked.

"Well I think it would be a great place to live but the place that is shown the most in the episodes is Ponyville. But I would have liked the peace that was everywhere the most I think." She smiled once more.

"Then you shall live in Equestria. But you must find something for you to do here." She said.

"well ever since I first saw the first episode I have always wanted to do swordplay so over the years I studied some swordplay and I must say that I had become quite good at it." She perked up.

"Maybe you could be a royal guard?" she asked and I pondered it before I nodded yes and she once again smiled. It doesn't take much for her to smile does it?

"Then when we get back to the castle we will find you an instructor to see how good with swordplay you are." She said and I nodded.

"I would like that. But when do we return to Canterlot?" I asked.

"In a weeks' time. For now I suggest just relaxing." She said.

"Well I rather do one of my hobbies like machinery." I said and she cocked her head. I am a stupid motherfucker.

"You mean like trains?" thank god they at least have that.

"Yeah a little bit. I am going to use the parts of the planes to make some projects and stuff. I actually hardly eat when I do that hobby so I will need you to force me to eat."

"That brings up another question. Just what does your kind eat? In the myths all they said is that you eat meat?" she asked worried.

"Well that is half true." She put on a bigger look of worry. "We are omnivores. We eat both meat and plants but only certain kinds like tomatoes, carrots, apples. We don't actually have to have meat but it is good for the body all the same. Me I barley eat me cause I want to stay in peak condition so I can at least fit in my plane." She sighed with relief when suddenly the door burst open and I was slammed into the wall by one of the guards.

"Princess, are you all right?" one asked the other and as soon as I saw the look on her face I immediately knew what was going to happen.

"You guys are fuuuuuuucked." I said and then suddenly they were lifted up with a golden aura and then sat down in front of her as I fell to the floor and stood back up. "Captain…" Celestia said hiding her anger.

"Yes princess?" he asked with a grin.

"Why you harm our new friend?"

"Because he- friend?!" he then yelled.

"Yes. He is now a friend to Equestria so he must be treated with respect." With that they looked dumbfounded.

"but-" she gave him a glare and he immediately shut up as he and his buddy left the room without another word and they closed the door on their way out.

"If that's going to happen with every guard one of them is going to get himself killed." I said as I sat back down in the chair.

"I would not blame you." She said smiling a little. "Sometimes they can get to protective of me and they attack without any other reason than to protect me."

"Well that's what a guard is supposed to do and-" before I could finish my sentence I blinked my eyes and suddenly I was somewhere else and it looked like a different time. "Dafuck?" I said as I looked around and starred in shock at what I saw. What I saw was me… lying on the ground in a pool of blood and I then froze once more… I saw a pony laughing right next to me. And that pony was nightmare moon. When I blinked again I was back in the room but I was on the floor. "What the fuck happened to me?" I asked as I sat up thanks to Celestia.

"You stopped mid-sentence and your eyes turned gold. What happened?" she asked me as she helped me into a chair.

"I saw myself… and nightmare moon… it was a gruesome scene and I don't think I want to talk about it." I said as she nodded in understand meant before she froze.

"I think you just had a vision Luke." She said and this time I froze.

"A… vision?" I asked and she nodded.

"Some ponies are gifted with visions about their future. Almost every single time is not well. The only good time I know of is when my mother had that ability. But one day they just disappeared while Luna and I were still little foals. But thanks to other royalty in the castle we grew up into who we are now." She said smiling.

"Then that means…" I trailed off because I don't want her to know what I saw.

"Daniel if you don't want to talk about it we won't." She said.

"Please. Call me Dan I said. Daniel only for formalities." I said and we both smiled. "I will talk to you about it later if you don't mind Celestia." She smiled a little bigger. "So what can we do now? I don't feel like sleeping."

"Maybe you could show us these 'planes'." She said and I pondered it.

"Sure. But I don't want any of you to try and steal anything. This is far to advance for your kind for now. Also it would lead to war." She nodded and I stood up and she did as well as we then walked out the door, she fetched two different guards, and we started to walk towards the wreckage. "So basically I am going to try and create defensive weapons for myself plus I got to find out who saved me from two of those bogeys." She looked at me confused.

"Bogeys?" she asked.

"Enemy aircraft."

"Aircraft?" face palm.

"The planes." I said and she then nodded and we then reached all the crash sites.

"I must also tell you that that was me who had saved you." She said and I froze as I reached the plane and then slowly turned around and she giggled when she saw my face but I then face palmed when I remembered that she can move the fucking sun and moon. As I turned back over and I tried to open the cockpit I pulled with all my might but it still wouldn't budge. "Little help here?" I asked and one of the guards walked over and helped me pull and as soon as it went flying into the air and landed behind the crashed plane and inside was a burnt corpse and the guards immediately vomited while Celestia remained unfazed. As I pulled out the body and laid it on the ground I looked at the dog tags. Shit this was moon leader. But how? His plane blew up over the ocean? "I knew this man… he fought till the last." I muttered as I started to look around the cockpit and I found his survival pack, his buckeyes hat, and two shotguns? What the fuck did he need two shotguns for? Well I just pulled everything out and I started to put the fire out with my flight jacket and as soon as that was done I moved onto the next plane. As I easily pulled the cockpit off I started to look around this one. In this one was just some water and another survival pack, and I even found a toolbox. That's going to be useful for my projects. As I finished with this one I pulled out the body and then realized that this was one of the bogeys that were shot down. As I just kicked the body I then did the last two planes and they were both from moons fire team as well. "Celestia. Mind if I borrow a guard to help me burry graves for these three?" I asked and she nodded and summoned up several shovels.

"I shall help as well." She said and I only nodded. About 2 hours later we had dug the graves and placed the body's in them and thanks to Celestia's help three gravestones were made for them and as soon as they were planted in the right spots I stood in front of the three of them and I placed each of their dog tags on the right grave and then I stood up and saluted them before I walked over to the bogey body and I lit a match and threw it onto the body and as soon as it caught fire I walked over to a nearby plane and started to collect metal and wires and I started to walk back towards the house. As I reached the house I chose a random room and I pulled in a few tables and a chair and I sat down and got to work. As I pulled apart a shotgun I then started to assemble something on my arm. Okay connect this wire with that wire and SON OF A BITCH! As it caught fire I quickly pulled out my arm and inserted it into a bucket of water. As I pulled out my hand and dried it off I began once again on the project. So the chamber needs to go here, the ignition needs to go here, now how do I activate the trigger? Shit… oh that's what I can do. I'll put the trigger to activate when the pump goes forward. But I would need to calibrate the trigger to not fire like when I toss my hands in the air for effect. So wire here… piece of metal here… and there. Took me several hours but at least I got a prototype. As I pulled out a video camera that was in one of the survival packs I walked outside. Found a log and rolled it over and turned on the video camera and looked into it. "This is test one of shotgun gauntlets. Be warned that this is a prototype." I said as I set it down on the log and walked over and as I pulled back the arm quickly loading it and before I could thrust forwards I was stopped. "Dan what are you doing?" I heard Celestia ask as she walked forward.

"I'm testing a prototype. I could actually use a spotter if you don't mind?" I asked rubbing the back of my head and she nodded before walking over and standing next to the video camera. "What is this?" she asked.

"It's called a video camera. It captures the events it sees and keeps them in memory forever until the video is deleted." She nodded and then just watched me. As I drew in a breath and thrust my fist forward the pump went flying forward and it hit the trigger but nothing happened. What the fuck?" I asked as I looked at all the wiring. Everything is good and I heard the click of the trigger being activated. But why didn't it fire. "Well guess I got some more calibrating to do." I said as I walked over and looked into the video camera. "Prototype needs better calibration and a lot more work before actually project begins." I said before shutting off the video camera and putting it into a pocket.

"What is this supposed to do?" she asked me looking it over.

"It's supposed to send out a shotgun blast like a real shotgun but easily concealable and easy to use." I said and she looked confused. Of course she would be confused.

"Shotgun?" she asked and I led her into the project room pulled up a shotgun and loaded a shell into it and cocked it.

"This. Is a shotgun. Watch the bucket." As I took careful aim and fired at it creating a loud blast causing her to jump me then walked over and picked it up and now it was full on little holes. "Decimates anything close but is awful at afar. Another one of my projects is to make a gauntlet with both close and long range capabilities." She nodded.

"I hope we pony's never go to war with your kind." She said.

"You definitely don't with what training our army has been through. I need to still figure out why this thing didn't fire though." I said setting down the shotgun and placing my arm with the gauntlet on its post and I pulled out a screwdriver and I started to fiddle with it a little. "Sometimes I wonder why I never had gardening as a hobby instead of this." I muttered as I pulled out a wire and then replaced it with another one and then started to attach the parts again. "Note to self-create a gauntlet flamethrower and a multipurpose gauntlet for work." I muttered putting the ideas into the vault I call my sanity. As I eased up the metal behind the trigger suddenly there was a click with the trigger. "Shiiiiiiiit." I said just before the gauntlet let out a blast sending me through the open door and over the railing onto a table surprising every guard and Celestia down there. "That sucked." I said as I sat up and looked at the gauntlet. "So the trigger didn't go all the way. That's why. Whelp time for experiment number two. Celestia can you be a spotter again?" I asked and she nodded as she and then this time also a few guards followed me outside and I pulled out the camera and turned it one. "Experiment numbers two of the shotgun gauntlet. Trigger last time had made the click but never actually touched the ignition. Fixed and ready for testing once more. I suspect knockback to be quite massive but we shall see." I said looking into it as I then placed it onto the log and they all got behind the log and I got into my original position and as I thrust back my arm and heard a shell click into the chamber I took in a deep breath and then thrust the gauntlet forward and a shotgun blast rang out… but also sending me flying back into the wall of the house… about fifty feet away. As I stood up and ignored the pain I just smiled. "Well it's a work in progress." I said as I looked over at the guards and Celestia and the guards looked at me wide mouthed and Celestia just smiled.

"I hope you get it working soon Dan. If so I might put you in charge of inventing." She said but I shook my head. "Why not?"

"Because I don't want any of your kind getting a hold of this technology." And then a guard stepped forward.

"Listen to the princess!" he yelled but I just thrust my fist back and at the click he backed off.

"If any of you got this technology it would end poorly for the entire country." I said and Celestia nodded.

"Then could I at least fund you some bits to keep these projects going?" she asked.

"That would be much appreciated princess. Thank you." She only smiled and I looked at the gauntlet and clicked on the safety and walked back into the house with the guards and her. "I could fix the table if you don't mind?" I asked but she shook her head and her horn lit up and then the table was immediately fixed.

"Well then I shall get back to work." I said as I walked up the stairs and I heard a click as the safety turned off and the trigger get pushed. "son of a-" I didn't even finish my sentence as I held the gauntlet in the air and as soon as it blasted it forced my elbow down… right into my dick…