Chapter 1 The Pick-up lines of Horrible-ness

Blade left his burned home to find out why someone tryed to kill him and his home, only to find out that whoever burned down his house also killed everyone he knew.

"Why would someone do this... why to me? Why?" Blade thought to himself.

His home was next to Coral castle and he headed into it to lose himself...

As Blade walked through coral castle he heard a noise from down the hall.

"What was that?" Blade thought to himself. "Well guess i'll find out for myself then now won't I?"

Blade walked through the few halls that were left and saw some kid with red hair fighting with one of the castle's ghosts which held a red pearl in its mouth who Blade Whimsically called Mephero.

"HEY!!" Blade yelled down the halls. "WHY ARE YOU KILLING MY MEPHERO!! KNOCK IT OFF!!"

Blade ran through the halls and rammed into the red haired kid then proceeded to take down the guy with the pac-man belt (yes jade has a pac-man belt in case some of you didnt know, but back to the story) he then look at the blond haired guy and took him down to. he looked at the one of the girls of the bunch and just stopped in his tracks.

"Wow, I didnt think i would find such a beautiful lady to be in this run down place, and how are we today my beautiful princess? The names Blade." Blade said quite oddly like (he hasent been in contact with a woman since his mother was murdered and only went with what his butler told him.)

"Um... What kind words?" The girl had said "I'm Tear, pleased to meet you.

"Now then Tear i have a very serious question for you." Blade had started to sound more confident, "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

"Oh wow, that's probably one of the worst pick-up lines I've ever gotten... But nice try though" Tear said nicely.

"Damn it" Blade said while going over to the "Old-looking guy"

"Hey, I think I know your name..." Blade said looking at Him intensely

"Well, what do you know some who THINKS they know who i am... My name is Colonel Jade Curtiss from the Malkuth Empire"

"Holy crap i knew i knew who you were... oh you were Jade the Necromancer... oh snap I'm so sorry about that last hit I wouldn't have had if i knew it was you..." Blade said apologizing

Blade left Jade and walked over to a little girl and wondered

"Why is she hanging on to red hair so intensely? Well seems I'm about to find out."

"Hey you, little miss flat-chest why are you hanging on him so Intensely?" Blade asked now sensing a very grim future...

"HEY, WHO ARE YOU CALLING FLAT-CHESTED? I HAPPEN TO BE LUKE'S BRIDE-TO-BE!" My name is Anise by the way."

"Um... wow, sorry about that... so you must be this Luke she was just talking about..." Blade asked the red-haired guy.

"Yeah that's the name im known by and she can't get it through her head that i am not going to marry her!"

Luke said trying to get a way from Anise.

"Wait, wait, wait. Lemme guess, you must be Guy right?" Blade asked the Blonde.

"Um.. yeah but how did you know?" Guy asked Blade.

"When I rammed into you and you bumped Tear you kinda spazed and ran away... the only swordsman I've heard of that does that is you..." Blade answered.

"Great now i have a reputation? When did that happen?" Guy complained.

"Oh well so um... why were you fighting my Mephero? He's my Mephero if you wanted his jewel to open that door you could have asked" Blade told them.

"And besides i can take you down there anyway... come follow me."