(Chris is standing on the dock in front of the island)

CHRIS: Last time, on Total Drama Island! Thirty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks, right here in this crummy old summer camp... then, have to face the judgement of fellow campers. They will face their first challenge today, and I'm not really sure if any will uh, complete it! (Wink) Ha! Who will survive, who will fall, who will be voted off in our first elimination ceremony? Find out tonight, on Total.. Drama.. Island!

(Camera zooms out to show the cliff as ominous music is heard)

(OPENING INTRO)
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine, (shows OWEN leaping off the cliff and into the water, making a huge splash.)
You guys are on my mind (The splash hits BRIDGETTE and GWEN, who are relaxing on surfboards above OWEN.)
You asked me what I wanted to be (The camera pans to the beach where OWEN's wave crashes, TYLER and EVA are exercising, NOAH is reading a book, while ELIZABETH and CODY are talking excitedly. MAC and GEOFF jump over them from the dock with skateboards.)
And now I think the answer is plain to see (DJ is in the forest surrounded by animals as MAC and GEOFF skate by him)
I wanna be famous (IVY and AUGUST throw a rock at the animals, which make them attack DJ, who runs away. DUNCAN laughs, while JADA glares at him.)
I wanna live close to the sun (COURTNEY and HEATHER are in an inflatable raft, hitting each other. The raft falls off the waterfall.)
So pack your bags cause I've already won (HAROLD is doing ninja moves on a log in front of the waterfall, where IZZY swings into him on a vine)
Everything to prove nothing in my way (IZZY and HAROLD smash into the outhouse which LINDSAY falls out of, in just her pink underwear.)
I'll get there one day (The camera pans to CHEF cooking in the kitchen, ZEKE and COLIN share scared faces as they are tied up. )
'Cause I wanna be famous (SADIE and KATIE scream as they run out the kitchen door.)
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ( SADIE and KATIE run past JUSTIN, who is on the beach admiring himself in the mirror, while BETH stops her twirling to stare at him.)
I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous (The camera pans to the dock where ALIYAH is acting out BETH's reaction, and LESHAWNA is dancing.)
I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous (A hand drags ALIYAH and LESHAWNA ampfire where all the contestants are sitting.)
(whistling) (The screen zooms out to show ARIA and TRENT playing guitars by the campfire. As they lean into each other, CHRIS pops in the middle and the others around the campfire whistle)

(The camera zooms into the cliff, where the campers are standing.)

CHRIS: Okay, today's challenge is a three-fer. Your first task is to jump off this one- thousand foot high cliff into the lake. If you look down, you will see two target areas. The wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic, man-eating sharks! Inside that area is a safe zone, that's your target area... which we're pretty sure is shark-free.
LESHAWNA: Excuse me?
JADA: (Scared face) Sharks?
IZYY: Sharks! (Pretends to bite Owen)
CHRIS: For each member of you team that jumps and actually survives, there will be crates waiting below. Inside each crate are supplies that you'll need for the second part of the challenge... building a hot tub! The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot tub party tonight! The losers will be sending someone home. Let's see, Screaming Gophers, you're up first!

ARIA: So, uh, who wants to go? (Looks around to team, crickets are heard)
HEATHER: Lindsay will do it
LINDSAY: I will?
HEATHER: Yes, you will (Shoves Lindsay off the cliff, into the safe zone)
BETH: She's okay!
HEATHER: You next, Metal Mouth
BETH: (Shakes head) I can't! I'm too scared!
CHRIS: Unfortunately, that makes you a chicken! So, you'll have to wear this all day! (Puts chicken hat on Beth's head, who sighs sadly and goes down an escalator on the side of the cliff) Next!

AUGUST: I'll go now, before it gets too mainstream
IVY: Hey, no! I want to go! (The two shove each other and argue)
AUGUST: Get off of me! I want to jump!
IVY: No, I want to jump! I'm not the one wearing flannel boardshorts!
JADA: Guys, why don't you both go at the same time?
IVY: (Rolls eyes, and pushes August into the water before jumping in herself)
AUGUST: (In water) Hey! What was that for?!
IVY: (In water, rolls eyes and swims away as sharks come closer to August)
AUGUST: (Sees sharks) AHHH! (Comically swims away)

TRENT: (To Aria) Hey, I'll jump if you do (Smiles)
ARIA: (Nods, then drags him off of the cliff) Wahoo!
IZZY: GERONIMO! (Backflips off of cliff)
COURTNEY: C'mon Courtney, be brave! (Jumps off cliff while screaming before smiling.)
OWEN: (Wearing arm floats) COWABUNGA! (Jumps and makes huge splash)
ZEKE: Uh, yeah, woo, eh? (Trips over rock into water)
JUSTIN: (Flips hair, rips off shirt, then jumps in)
EVA: (Growls then jumps in without screaming)
HEATHER: (Rolls eyes) Ugh! I can't believe I have to get my hair wet on TV! (Jumps)

(The area is no longer filled with as many sharks; they all became too distracted by Justin. DJ and Jada are the only Gophers left on the cliff.)

CHRIS: DJ! Jada! Now or never guys!
JADA: I.. I can't! I'm crazy scared of sharks!
DJ: I'm afraid of heights!
CHRIS: Chicken hats for both of you then (Shows them the escalator) Looks like that's three chickens and twelve jumpers for the Gophers! Bass, you're up!

BRIDGETTE: I'll go first if you guys want? (Most campers nod very fast, she dives into the safe zone)
TYLER: She did it! I'm next! (Runs to edge) Hey, Mac! Look at this! (Jumps into the lake but lands onto a buoy and sinks into the water as the campers cringe)

GEOFF: Wahoo! (Jumps in with his arms in the air)
MAC: Let's do this, dude! (Frontflips off cliff and lands in safe zone)
HAROLD: (Tries to frontflip off cliff but hits a rock and splashes into the water)
NOAH: (Jumps in without sound or emotion)
GWEN: Augh! Why did I sign up for this?! (Jumps in with eyes shut)
COLIN: Ugh, screw it! (Walks off cliff into water and swims to safe zone)
DUNCAN: (Jumps in with arms crossed)
LESHAWNA: Let's hope I make this! (Holds nose and jumps into safe zone)
KATIE: Ready, Sadie?
SADIE: Ready, Katie! (They jump off holding hands)
ALIYAH: (Pretends to have been stabbed, clutches gut) It's so... cold (Falls backwards off of cliff and swims to the safe zone.)
ELIZABETH: (Looking over edge) It's a long way down
CODY: Maybe if you close your eyes, it won't seem as far (Smiles, then jumps into the safe zone, leaving Elizabeth alone on the cliff)
ELIZABETH: (Closes eyes and quickly jumps off of the cliff, landing in the safe zone with Cody. The two high five)
CHRIS: Well, I think we know who won that challenge! (Into megaphone) THE WINNERS... THE KILLER BASS!

(The camera switches to the beach, where the Bass are pulling carts filled with their crates, happily singing together.)

THE KILLER BASS: 49 bottles of pop on the wall, 49 bottles of pop! If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 48 bottles of pop on the wall!

(The camera then moves to the edge of the beach where the Gophers are struggling to push their crates. Some kick the crates, while others try to pick them up.)

COURTNEY: C'mon, guys.. let's win this! (Trys to lift crate) Ouch! I think I got a splinter
DJ: (Lifts hand to show multiple splinters) Join the club
HEATHER: Let's move, people (Claps hands) Chop chop!
IVY: (Struggling with crate) You're not even doing anything!
HEATHER: I'm taking charge!
IVY: Justin isn't doing anything either!
JUSTIN: (Shrugs) Can't break a nail (Winks at camera)
IVY: (Rolls eyes) Hey, Homeschool! (He walks over while trying to push a crate)
EZEKIEL: Are you talking to me, eh? (Scratches head)
IVY: (Scoffs, then sarcastically) No
EZEKIEL: Oh, I'm sorry, eh (Starts to walk away)
IVY: (Rolls eyes) Get over here and help me with my crate
EZEKIEL: (Nods head and tries to push it)
IVY: Finally! (Pulls out her phone and begins walking)

EVA: (Lifts crate up and throws it)
BETH: Uh, Eva? Is that really safe?
EVA: (Lifts another crate and throws it near her)
BETH: JADA!

(The camera switches to the Bass, who have pulled their carts to the campground.)

GEOFF: Hey, look! There's the campground!
HAROLD: That was pretty easy
CODY: I'm pleasantly surprised

CHRIS: Campers! Now it's time to open the crates, but remember.. you can only use your teeth! (Looks at camera) I came up with that one
NOAH: (Biting a crate) That isn't logical at all!
IZZY: (Makes animal noises as she bites onto a rope attachedto a crate) Hey! I think I got it open! (Crates burst open) Ow! Rope burn on my tongue!

(The camera switches back to the Gophers, when Chris pulls up on a four-wheeler.)

CHRIS: You guys are way behind the other team.. like WAY behind!
AUGUST: Maybe we would have been finished already if you gave us carts
CHRIS: Oh, there's no fun in that! NOW HURRY UP!
EZEKIEL: (Sighs as he tries to push two crates)

(The camera switches yet again to the Bass, who have opened their crates.)

MAC: (Pulls planks out of her crate) I got wood!
DUNCAN: (Pulls hammer out of his crate) Yes! Weapons!
LESHAWNA: (Grabs it from him) Nope, not doing that
BRIDGETTE: I think I have a pool liner? (Pulls out large sheet of tarp)
GWEN: He did say it was a hot tub
LESHAWNA: Alright, let's get started then

(As Duncan reaches for his hammer again, the Gophers come into the frame with their crates. They are all tired, sweaty, and covered in splinters.)

EVA: (Grunts as she flips a crate)
OWEN: (Panting) We're here! We're finally here
IVY: Yeah, it only took forever (Glares at Zeke)
DUNCAN: Hey, look who showed up (Winks at Jada)
JADA: (Crosses her arms and looks away, but smiles secretly)

COURTNEY: Okay, look guys.. we have a hot tub to complete and we need a project manager. Since I'm a CIT, I'm electing myself. Any objections?
HEATHER: Uh, yes! I thought we already cleared that I (Gestures to herself) was going to be in charge during this challenge
ARIA: Do we even need someone in charge?
BETH: Can't we just work together, Heather?
ARIA: Hey, that rhymed! (She and Beth laugh)
HEAHTER: Okay, I'm the leader and that's final! You two shut up and open those crates, and Courtney.. maybe you should get used to following for once (Fake smile)
COURTNEY: (Glares at her and tries to open a crate)

(The camera switches to the Bass, who's hot tub looks well put together. The camera then pans over to the Gopher's hot tub, which is sloppy and falls apart. Clips show the Bass working as a team to help each other build, but the Gophers are seen arguing. The camera finally switches to the campground, where each team is standing by their completed hot tub.)

CHRIS: (Inspects the Bass hot tub) This.. is an awesome hot tub!

(The Bass high five each other and cheer. Chris walks over to the Gopher's tub, which is held together by duct tape. A seagull floats in the water.)

CHRIS: Uh.. (Taps the hot tub and it falls apart) Well, I think we have a winner.. The Killer Bass! (They cheer) You're safe from elimination, and, you'll get to enjoy your hot tub tonight during a wicked party! (Geoff high fives Mac) Screaming Gophers, what can I say? Sucks to be you right now. I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight (Points at the Gophers, who sigh)

(The camera switches to the mess hall, where the campers are eating dinner. The Gophers try to decide who to eliminate.)

LINDSAY: So, uh, what do we do now?
HEATHER: We vote off whoever screwed everything up
ARIA: Well.. we all kind of did
COURTNEY: What about the chickens who didn't jump?

(Jada, Beth, and DJ look at each other nervously)

TRENT: They helped with the crates, unlike Justin
JUSTIN: I have a hand modeling job soon, I can't mess up these cuticles
HEATHER: That's understandable
IVY: How? He didn't even do anything!
HEATHER: (Glares at her) Oh, and you did?
IVY: (Glares back) More than him
AUGUST: We're not getting rid of pretty boy, moron
IVY: (Points to August) What about him?
AUGUST: Don't you dare try to pin this all on me, Tinkerbell
IVY: (Rolls eyes, then gets an idea) If you're going to blame me, then you're going to have to blame him (Points to Zeke)
HEATHER: Why, exactly?
IVY: He's the one who was helping me with the hot tub
COURTNEY: Is this true, Ezekiel?
EZEKIEL: Well, uh, yeah. She was having a hard time keeping up so I helped her, just like my dad told me, eh. (Shrugs)
TRENT: Wait, what did your dad tell you?
EZEKIEL: To keep an eye out for the ladies, eh
EVA: (Glares at him) Why would you need to do that, Homeschool?
EZEKIEL: He always said that they weren't as strong or smart as us
EVA: (Lifts him up by his neck) Oh, really? Why don't you enlighten us on your daddy's other little opinions (Glares at him)
EZEKIEL: (Starts to speak but is cut off by Jada)
JADA: Guys, I don't think he means anything! Let's ease up on the poor guy
DJ: (Puts his arms around Jada and Eva, who drops Zeke) Let's just all vote based on our personal feelings instead of trying to tear down one person

(As the Gophers uneasily look around at the team, the camera switches to the campfire, where they all are seated.)

CHRIS: Screaming Gophers.. at camp, marshamallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire. But at this camp, marshamallows represent life. You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are only fourteen marshamallows on this plate, when I call your name come up here and claim yours. The camper who does not recieve a marshamallow tonight must immediately walk the Dock of Shame, and catch the Boat of Losers. That means, you're out of the contest.. and you can't come back.. EVER. The first marshamallow goes to.. Lindsay (She giggles and grabs it)

Heather
August
Justin
Izzy
Owen
Eva
Trent
Aria
Jada
DJ
and
Beth

CHRIS: Campers, this is the final marshamallow of the evening (Zeke looks at it nervously, but Ivy smirks. The camera switches between the three multiple times, zooming in closer each time. Chris points at the two and moves his finger between each camper multiple times. Ivy rolls her eyes.)

Ivy (Smiles)

IVY: (Smugly grabs the marshamallow, as Heather smiles sneakily)
CHRIS: Can't say I'm shocked, I saw you picking your nose, dude. Not cool
EZEKIEL: (Sighs)
CHRIS: Dock of Shame is that way, bro! The rest of you, enjoy your marshamallows! You're all safe.. for tonight (Sadistic smile)

(The camera switches to the dock, where the Boat of Losers is seen driving away in the distance. Some campers smirk, while others look disappointed.)

JADA: I felt bad for Zekey, even if he did say those bad things. I think he's just misinformed, so I voted for Ivy. She doesn't seem very nice
HEATHER: Ivy obviously tried to pin everything on Zeke, but I don't think even she saw the whole sexist thing coming. I couldn't vote her off, not yet; I just needed to convince everyone else to try. If I offered that hipster an alliance right now, she'd have to take it. Ivy needs me if she wants to stay in this game
IVY: Yeah, that's exactly what I did (Shrugs)

(The camera pans over to the campground, where the Bass are enjoying their hot tub.)

GEOFF: To the Killer Bass! (They all cheer)

End Credits