Don't Talk To Strangers

"Don't worry Ita-kun...It will be our little secret"

A/N: Holy Snap! You wouldn't imagine my surprise when I saw 35 emails in my inbox because of this story. I am very happy!

Also! I'm really excited to know that Imperial Mint is actually reading my story!


Uzumaki Naruto

Ah yes, I've heard about him...

He was a troublemaker back then...

Throwing eggs at houses, leaving flaming dog shit at the doors, leaving fire crackers in our chimneys...Don't ask...

He was such a brat yet he grew up with a heart of gold. He would get in trouble just for his friends sake, he would always do what he's told and he would take care of his mother...

You see, Naruto loved his mother very much that he would do anything for her, even if she hurt him or screams at him. But the blond made sure to take care of her, never leaving her side.

...Remember when I told you that Naruto would do anything for his mother?

Well, that leads to the second half of this story...

Naruto's mother was a cougar...

Yes...A forty-five year old cougar...

She loved to go out with men twenty years younger than her for the simple minded people...And her motto was 'the younger the better'.

She hated feeling old...She already felt old when she had Naruto at the age of 38. But of course, since she had Naruto, she used him to lure young men to her. For example, she would pretend to lose Naruto while the little blond would go up to a young looking guy and ask him to help him find his mother.

Hook, Line and Sinker...

Yet it helped more because Naruto inherited few of his mother's good looks. The natural blond hair and the perfect blue eyes...

The ideal little child...

Pedophiles would have a field day with him...

Of course, after years of dealing with his mothers antics; he started to develop his own. The older Naruto get, the more he resembled his mother...

Every. Way. Possible.


Do you ever get the feeling that someone is watching you?...

Itachi felt like that the whole time that he's been in the house with Deidara. Kisame had to go home to his mother for he had chores to do. It had something to do with large fish tank...moving on

Every time the raven would look around, Deidara's father would be looking straight at him with a sort of look on his face. He wasn't sure what it was but it made him shiver...in a good way.

And there is the other thing that kind of mess him up. Every time he would look up at Naruto, he would be different situations where his short kimono would ride up, showing more of his long tanned limbs called legs. For example, Naruto is short for his age...so there are times where the small blond needs to climb up things. The more logical thing to do is to call Deidara to get him the things, since his son was taller. However, Naruto wanted to show Independence in a weird way...

Itachi would swallow a gulp of air every time he was those legs...they looked so soft...He just wanted to run his fingers right up...

"Itachi! Pay attention! The exam's tomorrow!" The said boy blinked as he watched Naruto climb back down from the counter, with a small coffee cup in his hands. The raven would sigh as he brought his head back down to read the large text book for tomorrow. He wasn't sure he would be able to concentrate...All he could think about now is those beautiful legs...

Both teenagers haven't noticed that Naruto was smirking the whole time that he was getting his coffee cup from the cupbroad. He was just like his mother...

Every way possible...


A/N: I'm really really really sorry! People in my house doesn't know the meaning of the word 'Personal space'

I know it's a bit short and it's practically going nowhere right now.

But don't worry! Next chapter will be longer and well written.