Well, heres the new chapter I promised. I was planning to release this a little sooner, but better late then never. I also made sure this one is longer, since the first on was so short. I did have quite a fun time writing this chapter, so I hope you guys and gals have a fun time reading it. And don't forget to leave a review to tell me what you all think.
"Wizards rule."
As those two words passed the Ice King's lips, the seemingly immovable wall of rock vanished and revealed the constantly busy Wizard City. As the Ice King flew above the city looking for a place to land, he took note that the city was not as populated as usual. Its not like people lived in Wizard City to begin with, except for Grand Master Wizard and maybe a few hobos. The city was more of a meeting place for wizards to buy and sell stuff.
The Ice King eventually found a quiet enough spot to land. Upon landing, he noticed that some fellow wizards were chatting.
"Yo! Whats up my homies? Hehe, so what you guys talk'n about, huh," Ice King asked as he walked towards the group of wizards.
"Oh, we're just talking about bee's wax," replied Flame wizard. "and how none of yours is over here."
"Haha, yeah," the Lightning wizard joked. "I think I saw some of it on top of a mountain. Why don't you go take a hike to it? Ahaa!" All the wizards laughed as they walked away together.
"Oh, hehehe. Good one guys" the Ice King nervously chuckled. "All right then. See you crazy dudes later." He then turned around and continued his search for rose petals.
After a few minutes of aimless wandering through the streets of the city, the Ice King eventually made his way to his favorite store. Or, at least he thinks its his favorite store. He was never 100 percent sure due to the cryptic signs. But, because he was in a rush, he decided to take that chance.
However, just as he was about to place his hand on the door, two ropes came from the sky and wrapped themselves around his arms and flung him up to the roof.
"Wow wow, what the ducks going on here?" The Ice King looked around for to see Huntress Wizard, who began to groan when she realized who she caught.
"Oh great, if it isn't the king of the donks. What are you doing here Ice King?"
"What you talk'n about Huntress Wizard? You're the one who brought me up here." The Ice King's eyes suddenly widened. "Oh, I see. You just want some alone time with ol' Ice King. Huh, is that what this is?" The Ice King's brows moved up and down.
Huntress Wizard simply rolled her eyes, not wanting to dignify his perverted thoughts with a response. "Look, you can't go into this store right now" Huntress Wizard informed. "I think those wizards are having a meeting or something."
A shocked look appeared on Ice King's face. "What?! Oh, don't tell me they let YOU into their club." The Ice King turned around and shook his arms in the air. "Doh, how come they let a girl in their club, but not me? That's so unf—''
Before the Ice King could finish his angry rant, Huntress Wizard kicked him in his bubble butt and knocked him off his feet. Huntress Wizard then placed her foot on the side of Ice King's face and started pressing down slowly.
The Ice King started to nervously laugh again. "Haha, uh, hey sister. What you trying to pull, huh? You're not gonna rob an old man like me right? Hehe eh…"
Huntress Wizard glared at the Ice King as she spoke. "Listen up ya donk cause I'll only say this once. Don't you ever mix me up with that donky little club of theirs. I'm just here to take back something they stole from me. After that, this club can burn in the Nightosphere for all I care."
The Ice King, still restlessly giggling, tried calming her down. "Uh, listen Huntress Wizard, I'm sorry if I said something stupid or anything. I just thought, since you stopped me from getting in, you were a guard or something. Hehe. Ow."
Huntress Wizard's face began to soften, thinking that perhaps she'd been too hard on the old donk, and helped him back up.
"Sorry about that Ice King. I'm just a bit on edge today."
"Oh, that's fine. People beat me up for no reason all the time. Like sometimes, my bubby Finn fights with me whenever I'm on a date with my princess friends. Me and him just love showing off to the ladies."
"Uh, yeah, whatever you say" said Huntress Wizard. "So what brings you to Wizard City anyways?"
"Who, me? Oh, I'm just here looking for some sweet scented rose petals. Its for a magic potion I'm making."
"Sweet scented rose petals", Huntress Wizard repeated. "Pttf, is that it? I thought it be something that's hard to get."
Huntress Wizard then reached into her pocket and pulled out a small bag. "I'll tell ya what. I'll give you this bag of rose petals, free of charge, but only if you promise to scram." She then casually tossed the pouch towards Ice King, who just barely caught it.
The astonished Ice King spent several seconds staring at the bag of rose petals in his hands. He stuttered a bit as he spoke. "Y- you're giving this to me? For free?"
Huntress Wizard raised a brow and nodded her head in slight confusion.
Ice King's nose began to sniffle. "Wow. You must really like me. Nobody likes me!" Tears of joy started rolling down his face as he began laughing again.
Huntress Wizard began getting impatience again. "Ice King, I wouldn't like you if you were the last donk in Ooo, but I'm giving you that bag so that you'll leave. So now get out of here so I can work."
Unfortunately, the Ice King's maniacal laughter prevented a single one of the huntress's words to be heard. After a while, Ice King began dancing as well. He raised his robe and kicked at the air, he twirled around with his arms in the sky, he even smacked his hams too.
Meanwhile, Huntress Wizard just stood there with a malevolent glare. Ice King was really started to test her patience. Not only that, but she was sure that his dancing and singing was going to get her caught. She had to do something, so she pounced on top of the Ice King noggin and started punching the sides of his head in an attempt to get his attention.
"Shut up Ice King!"
"Hehehe! Oh, are we wrestling now!? Oh, that's ok, I'll let ya win", the Ice King snickered as he continued his dance.
In a final attempt to calm down the Ice King, Huntress Wizard grabbed a firm hold on his nose, which started to quiet him. "This is the last time I'll tell you. Stop dancing or I'll kick your sorry butt all the way to-''
The sound of breaking wood suddenly filled the air. This caused both wizards freeze in their tracks. They then slowly looked down to see an alarming amount of cracks under the Ice King's feet.
The situation made Ice King start to hesitate and worry. " Ah, I'm in deep poopy in here. Ah, ah. I'm, uh, I'm a make a run for it!"
"No! No you won't! Just try to relax Ice King. I'll get us out of here. But whatever you do, don't move."
Huntress Wizard looked around for a building to throw her grappling hook on to. However, all the buildings were too low to the ground.
"Ice King, you can't fly us out of here", asked Huntress Wizard.
"I can't. With your fat bums combined with my super hot bod, the weight is too much for my beard. Plus, I'm not sure I can stand still for any longer, I really have to go."
"Look, I'm sure you've got stuff to do and places to be, but you'll have to wait until I figure this out."
"No, I mean I have to, you know, go. I sort of ate a two week old pizza with magic beans as a topping for breakfast. Uh, I can't hold it much longer."
"Oh for the love of Glob. Ice King, I swear if you let one rip…"
"Oh Glob, I don't think I can hold it anymore—''
Ice King was then interrupted by the sound of an earth-shatteringly loud fart that echoed in the air. This sound was followed by the sound of a wooden roof snapping and breaking to the point of collapse.
"You are the biggest donk in Ooo Ice King."
Finally, the roof couldn't hold up any longer, and sent the two wizards plummeting into the building.
