"Hello and welcome to the second episode of Pranking Olympus! Here we prank anyone connected to Olympus" People go wild. "Today we have the wonderful (NOT!) Helena Dufrene, daughter of Kronos! How did I woman get to Kronos, Helena?" I asked.

"Pervert" she said, glaring at me.

"Well, how did they-" I started.

"Dork"

"I just wanted to know how it-" I began again.

"IDIOT! Leave me alone, and GET ON WITH IT! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I can prank my DAD!" she screeched at me dramatically.

"Fine. TO TARTARUS!" I yelled. "Please, help me leave Helena there!"

"Butthole" she snapped. We reappeared in front of a huge rock. Helena took out her machine guns and pelted the boulder. I glance at her and shrugged. We took our first steps into the cave to see Kronos chained to a rock.

"Who?" asked Kronos.

"Um...you remeber when you had-" I started.

"Hello Daddy! How are ya Doin'? I have something to tell you!" Helena casually said.

"What is it, Hades Belle" Kronos lifts an eyebrow and yells.

"KRONOS SUCKS ICE!" I roared, taking out red spray paint and spray painting: PERCY PWNS on the walls.

"Daddy, I'm getting married to Percy Jackson Saturday and it's Friday!" Helena cheered happliy.

"WHAT THE HADES! YOU STUPID (insert bleep here) YOU (insert bleep here)EN (insert bleep here)! I WILL KILL YOU!" roared Kronos, breaking the chains. We glanced at each other and ran out. We heard the thundering footsteps on Kronos behind us.

"PEACE OUT SUCKA!" roared Helena, as we disappeared back to the studio.

"Okay, Helena, your offically the new co-achor!" I said, laughing my head off.

"YAYS!" she roared, laughing as well.

"Well, see you next week...Oh..." I said as Kronos appeared in front of us.

"WHERE IS PERSEUS JACKSON! I WANT TO KILL him!"

"Ruh Ro" Helena said in her Scooby Doo voice. At that moment Percy Jackson himself came in the door.

"Hey Helena you ready for tomorrow?" Ooooohhhh nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo he was talking about the baseball game we were going to have tomorrow. This is BAD!

"NO SHE ISN'T!" roared Kronos, lunging at Percy. I took off my LSU hat and it became a huge gold bow called Humyas.

"AIM FOR IS LEFT ARMPIT!" I roared, shooting an arrow at his left shoulder. Percy was as confused as Tartarus is dark. Which is REALLY DARK! Kronos lunged at Percy, Until a pretty woman put her hand on his shoulder and said, "Honey, don't hurt the boy. He is not going to marry Helena! She was pranking you! They were talking about a baseball game they were going to go to tommorow."

"OH!" Kronos said like Percy, STUPID!


So this thing called Helena helped me write this so she's gonna help me for every episode FOREVER!

Hey I'm not a thing- I LIKE WAFFLES! Oh sorry I'm really random!

~Helena

*mumbles* and Derek

P.S. Sorry it's short AGAIN!