After our only 200 word chapter, Renji's show was set to premier . . . er today. Yes I know what your thinking Hannah Montana is out to take over the world and we should hide huh?

"Okay. Live in three, two. . ." The Director dude shouted very drunken until he was interrupted by himself throwing up.

"Who let the director near Rangiku's Sake!?" The producer ,shocked, asked. Masumoto was walking to the stage in black knee-high dress ,obviously with a bottle of sake in her hand. The mere mention of her name made stick the bottle of sake in her. . . well I'll leave that up to your imaginations.

"Okay people let's take it from the top." The director said in a sort of gay tone of voice. "Renji are you ready."

Renji was sitting in front of a big lighted mirror having powder applied to his face. "Uh, yeah sure Whatever"

"Okay whever, 5,4,3,2. . ."

"Hello and welcome to Shinigami Live, the new show given to me Renji Abarai to entertain so you all better laugh or . . . THE SEWING NERD GETS IT." Renji welcomed then threatened holding Zabimaru to Ishida's neck.

"Do it He's crazy!" Ishida flailed his arms trying to break free.

"Anyway today I interview Ichigo Kurosaki, so anyone with a weak stomach should leave. Goodbye!" Renji tries to leave.

"You might want to do the interview first" Ururu scolded doing the shame fingers.

"Fine"

"Ohio" Ichigo starts running around with his arms out, pretending to be a super hero.

"Sit down you ass!" Renji yelled. Ichigo sits on the floor.

"In the chair."

Ichigo sits on Renji.

"The interviewee chair" Renji pointed to the chair.

Ichigo starts moon walking. "Chamon!"

"This is going to be long and painful." Renji sighed.

Ichigo pulls a latex glove out of his pocket and smacks Renji with it.

"I challenge you to a duel minigame."

"Okay" Renji retorted. Renji then blasts Ichigo with Ururu's cannon.

"You didn't kill him did you?" Ururu questioned in a shy tone of voice.

"No I hit him in the head" Replied Renji.

"Mmm. Ramen." Ichigo said rubbing his stomach.

"How did your battles against the soul society begin?" Renji asked.

"Do you know what that cloud looks like? Rain." Ichigo rambled on until Renji took out a pickle jar and hit him over the head.

"That better. To answer your question It was Byakuya who started it. He tried to kill me when I was trying to save Rukia. Something about preventing disruption of the Material World and the Seretei. I don't know I wasn't really listening." Ichigosaid with logic.

"Hmm. It seems a blow to the head gives Ichigoa small jolt of intellect.

"Pillows are made of Hamburger meat"

"That didn't last long" Renji commented.

"Are you brave enough to laugh at the face of Death?" Ichigo blurted out randomly.

"YEAH!!HAHAHAHA!" Renji retorted.

Out of nowhere Death comes along. "That was so uncalled for"

"How did you get in the Seretei?" After that random moment Renji asked.

"That stupid Cat Yoruichi made me Chad, Uryu, and Orihime go through some gay looking portal that nearly killed us all."Ichigo explained. Yoruichi who was in the audience hissed at him.

"Why do you wear that chain?" Renji asked. Renji smashes the pickle jar over his head but it breaks. "Oh crap"

"My chain allows my amazing Soul Reaper abilities. If Ididn't have them,I wouldn't be able to turn into a Soul Reaper freely." Ichigo turns back to his stupid state. "I want some elbow ramen!"He bites Renji. "Mmm. Elbow."

"AHH! GET HIM OFF ME!" Renji ran around flailing his arms, trying to dislodge Mario. "Do something Rangiku."

"Okay" Rangiku replied. Rangiku freezes Ichigo.

"I didn't know you could do that"

"There are a lot of things you don't know"

"Like what"

"I'm a Torp. . ."

"A guy named guieno" Hitsugaya interrupted.

"Random. Now what am I going to do until he thaws?"

"I know we could have Ukitake-Taichou read a poem." Rangiku suggested.

"Oh right. Ladies an gentlemen get ready for a long poem so put your hands together for the walking candy store . . .Captain Joshirou Ukitake." Ukitake walks on stage giving Hitsugaya a stocking full of candy.

"Okay here is my poem . . . Roses are purple candy is god too, Zebra's are really out to take over the world and your momma's a dude. I hate you happy Labor day."

"WTF?!"

Ichigo unfroze.

"That was disturbing audience questions seat 2."

Isane asked "Do you like Rukia?"

"Ew no, we are just friends."

"Next seat over 9000!"

Izuru asked "Do you still use Zangetsu?"

"Nope"

"Why?"

"I got hungry and it?" That earned a lot of weird looks.

"Seat 1"

"I am the great Aizen!"

"Moron. seat 6."

A mysterious person asked "How do you feel about Isshin Kurosaki?"

"Who?"

"My point exactly" Renji replied.

??reveals himself to be Ichigo Dad.

"Who?" said the audience.

"AARGH" Ichigo's dad stomps out of the studio.

"Out of seriousnessI don't want dad around but I sometimes appreciate him.

(AWWW)

"Shut up"

"Seat 666"

Hanatarou asked "what is your weakness."

"Getting hit in the stomach." Everyone especially the Espadas take out note books and start writing in them.

Well that's for the ONLY interview chapter tune in next time for Friday night drink- a- thon.