Ice: Hey Fullmetal can you please do the disclaimer

Ed: Why should I

Ice: Because I gave my first kiss to you *says irritated* but I don't regret it *whispers in Ed's ear*

Ed: *pulls away blushing* fine I'll do it

Ice: Yay!

Ed: Disclaimer Icekitten71 doesn't own us.

Ice: AND...

Ed: *sighs and starts strutting* I'M TO SEXY FOR MY AUTO MAIL TO SEXY FOR MY AUTO MAIL SO SEXY IT HURTS!

Ice: YAY! *jumps in joy then clears out throat* Well lets continue from last time I believe it's my turn now Riza Truth or Dare

Riza: Dare please

Ice: Ok then I dare you to switch lives with Mustang for today that also means you'll have to switch uniforms house's ect. for one day

Riza: WHAT?!

Roy: *victory jumps* Yeah!

Riza: *glares*

Roy: uh... I mean booo aw man this stinks

-5 minutes later-

Ice: okay so now since Roy is now sorta Riza its his? turn

Roy/Riza: Ok um Al T or D?

Al: Truth!

Roy/Riza: umm.. oh what would you do when Ed and Winry finally get together

Al: I'd congratulate them then take pictures... *silently mumbles* then cut Ed out of them and put my face instead!

Ed and Winry: Wait were not ever gonna be a couple!

Al: anyway its my turn now Winry t or d?

Winry: Dare!

Al:*evil armour smile* I dare you to... *dramatic music* STAY IN A ROOM FILLED WITH KITTENS FOR THE REST OF THIS CHAPTER!

Winry: Hey wait why?! *gets tossed in room*

Ed: soo um now what?

Ice: Al choose someone to go next

Al: Ok um how about May

May: Oh yay I have finally made an appearance! Well ok then umm... Scar truth or dare?

Scar: Truth

Mae: Ok then what's your REAL name

Scar: That me is dead so now I have no real name.

Mae: oh... OKAY now its your turn to pick Scar *panda falls asleep*

Scar: Ed Truth or Dare

Ed: Dare

Scar: I dare you to drink soy milk

Ed: WHAT NO MILK ALONE IS TERRIBLE BUT SOY MILK?! YOU GOTTA BE KI-

Ice: *holding soy milk jug to Ed's mouth* Drink up dude! :D

Ed: *falls on the floor with soul coming out of his mouth*

Ice: I feel your pain but a dare is a dare. *pokes Ed with a stick* WAKE UP MAN IT'S YOUR TURN! *sigh* well guess you'll have to wait until the next part see ya remember to review and give me some truths and dares bye. Really Ed *mumbles to self* aw but he looks so adorable it almost like he's sleeping.

Ed:*mumbles* I'm awake you bastard

Ice: OH *blushes* GOOD cause I have one more dare for you!

Ed: WHAT?!

Ice: It from hpfan10101 here it is:

A DARE for Ed... YOU HAVE TO ADMIT YOU ARE SHORT AND BECOME YOUR INNER HOBIT!

Ed: WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THAT?!

Ice: It's a dare now do it!

Ed: Fine BUT I'M ONLY DOING THE FIRST PART!

Ice: Fine JUST DO THE FREAKING DARE!

Ed: I'm... I'm... I CAN'T DO IT!

Ice: Your just scared to accept! WINRY GET YOUR WRENCH!

Winry: *bangs on door of kitten room smiles* Gladly JUST LET ME OUT!

Ed: OK OK jeez I'M... I'M SHORT! *cries in corner*

Ice: Alright now its the end of this remember MORE TRUTHS AND DARES!