Authors Notes:
Well, there it is the first episode of the TWL. It's my first fanfiction to be honest and I'm kinda inexperienced in writing.
But I hope that this chapter isn't too messed up and it's good to read.I am planning to make more matches in the next episode since I feel
that this episode could be too short... But I have already worked on the second show and it's nearly done, so it will follow soon after this one.
You should know at least know how the Touhou characters look like since I don't like explaining the obvious stuff.
Now.. have fun :D And just that you know: Italics like this sentence are spoken by Kyouko Kasodani / The Ring Announcer.
"The Hakurei Shrine in Gensokyo. The Shrine Maiden Reimu Hakurei was, like nearly every day, drinking tea and hoped for plenty high donations.
But her peaceful life was disrupted when suddenly a gap opened right behind her. A finger tapped on her back and.."
"That won't work if you announce it, Yukari.", Reimu said sighing and sipped from her teacup.
" Ohh, too bad!", yelled it from beyond a gap behind the shrine maiden.
Yukari Yakumo jumped out of the gap and greeted Reimu.
"What do you want?" Reimu asked her in a rude tone. "You're not here just to tease me, right?"
Yukari smiled.
"My my! Reimu! Always so serious. Well, yes, actually I have organized a new form of entertainment for the people of Gensokyo and I need you to participate in it."
"What kind of entertainment?" Reimu asked curiously.
"Professional Wrestling!" Yukari announced happily. "It's a hit in the outside world, so I made some preparations to make our own league here!"
"Oh jeez..", Reimu sighed. "And why do you need me exactly."
"To participate in the fun!" Yukari responded fake shocked. "Look, I did let make 5 Belts for the league.
The TWL Championship, The Gensokyo Championship, The Bordercontinental Championship, The TWL Tag Team Championship and a yet Secret Belt.
You don't want to be called a champ, Reimu? You really want to miss the opportunity to gain fame and glory all over Gensokyo?"
"Yeah." Reimu just answered. "Anything else?"
"You get well paid for it!", Yukari added.
She then showed Reimu, how much she would earn a month.
"WHAT!? Count me in!" Reimu screamed quickly as her eyes blinked and she immediately followed the smirking Yukari through a gap.
"Ladies and gentleman! Welcome to the first show of the TWL! - The Touhou Wrestling League! Today from the human village!
My Name is Kyouko Kasodani, your commentator for this evening!
Right beside me and joining me tonight:
On the right, the feared Scarlet Devil, Lady Remilia Scarlet!"
The humans heavily booed the vampire, who only screamed "I'm a living legend, you stupid Livestock! Show some respect!"
"And to my left.." , Kyouko continued. "The lovely Ran Yakumo!" Ran stood up and winked to the people who cheered her for it.
Then Kyouko raised her loud voice again. "Tonight will be the 2 #1 Contender matches for the TWL Championship!
Who, of our fresh athletes, will fight each other on our first PPV: "Perfect Cherry Blossom", short PCB, in 3 weeks? Let's find it out soon.
These two matches were made completely random picked. Only fair for a new roster."
Kyouko stood up, took a mic and yelled:
„The following match is scheduled for one fall! And it's for the #1 Contender for the TWL Championship!"
~ Beloved Tomboyish Girl ~ by ZUN"
Cirno steps out the curtain, and yelled: "the Strongest is here!"
„From around the Misty Lake, Cirno!"
The crowd gives no reaction at all, which angered the fairy and she then argued with them while walking to the ring.
She then put her hands up, but this time the crowd booed her.
„~ Emotional Skyscraper ~ World's End by Demetori ~"
Byakuren Hijiri stepped out of the curtain with Ichirin Kumoi and Shou Toramaru following her. Ichirin was holding a tea set.
„And her opponent, accompanied by Ichirin Kumoi and Shou Toramaru, from the Myouren Temple, Byakuren Hijiri!"
Byakuren slowly walked before the ring, then took a filled teacup from Ichirin and entered the ring with her followers.
She sat to the ground and drank her cup while she was laughing at Cirno's stupid poses, which the ice fairy made to intimidate Byakuren.
Ichirin and Shou left the ring and the bell rang. Byakuren made fun of Cirno's height, which angered the fairy.
Cirno tried to initiate with a clothesline, but Byakuren just kicks her down.
Byakuren took Cirno and hit her with a Power Bomb, the ice fairy, hurt by the impact, crawled slowly to the ropes.
Byakuren followed her, but Cirno pushed her back with a quick kick and went on the top rope for the "Strongest" Elbow, but got caught by her opponent with an uppercut. Byakuren then hit the ice fairy with a follow-up of punches while she was on the ground.
Cirno tried to go for the Nineball-Roll afterwards, but Byakuren stepped back, waited till the fairy got up and took her down again with a Bodyslam.
She grabbed Cirno and hit her with the Emotionless Skyscraper.
Cover, 1... 2... 3... The referee raised Hijiri's hand.
„Here's your winner and the first of the #1 contenders for the TWL Championship! Byakuren Hijiri!"
Ichirin and Shou joined their leader in the ring, yelling at the referee to go away and raised Byakuren's Hands.
Ichirin mocked the nearly unconscious Cirno and the three left the ring afterwards.
„Well, that was way too easy...", Remilia said yawning. „Everybody could beat that baka fairy...
What was the general manager thinking, when deciding on the #1 Contender Matches?"
„My, my! They were random picked, silly!", Ran said smiling. „Remilia, I was just told that the other #1 Contender match for the TWL Title will be our Main Event!
And it's Reimu Hakurei vs Toyosatomimi no Miko! That will be a worthy match!"
„Well, can't deny that...", Remilia agreed.
„Next we have a tag team match!", Kyouko announced to her commentary partners as the camera switched to backstage.
Byakuren walked with her 2 followers from earlier to the dressing room until she spotted Miko.
„My, my! Didn't know that you Loser-Taoist-Heretics have the right to even be here.", Byakuren said to her with an arrogant smirk.
„Know that the Buddhists will take over this whole business! I will be the first and the last champion of this newly founded company.
I will ensure that such lowlifes like yourself won't get any opportunity to blind the people with their unholy speeches.
All these people will only believe in the teachings of the Myouren Temple!"
„Geez...", Miko sighed. „What's your problem, you fanatic whore?"
„Fanatic... Whore!?", Ichirin yelled angrily and wanted to attack Miko, but her mistress held her back.
„Listen!", Miko continued. „ I don't care about your religious babbling at all now.
But it will be like this: I will defeat that lazy-ass miko tonight and will kick your ass at PCB! Simple enough!"
Ichirin wanted to attack her again, but Byakuren stopped her again, just laughed at Miko and left with her entourage, giving the Taoist just an arrogant, pitiful look.
Miko just shook her head and went to the training room.
~ Love-coloured Master Spark (IN) by ZUN ~
„The following match is a Tag Team Match and is scheduled for one fall! First, entering the ring from the Eastern Wonderland, Marisa Kirisame!"
The crowd cheered as the human mage Marisa stepped out the curtain and went to the ring. She shook hands with the first row of the human village crowd.
She then ran into the ring and winked them on the top rope.
~ "Candid Friend" by ZUN ~
„And her tag team partner, from Youkai Mountain, Nitori Kawashiro!"
The curtain opened, but nobody was seen. The crowd and Marisa were confused till Nitori suddenly stood in the ring and giving the referee her camouflage equipment.
She shyly scratched her head and smiled at Marisa, which looked at her with mixed feelings.
~ "Beware the Umbrella left there forever (UFO)" ~ by ZUN
„And their opponents, first from the Skies of Gensokyo, Kogasa Tatara!"
An umbrella flew through the curtain, gliding slowly through the whole arena till it reached the ring and manifested there the turquoise-haired human girl version of Kogasa, holding the umbrella with a smirk towards the scared Nitori, who was hiding behind Marisa's back.
The crowd booed slightly.
~ "A tiny tiny commander (UFO)" by ZUN ~
"And her tag team partner, from the Myouren Temple, Nazrin!"
Nazrin, carried by a whole army of mice, entered the arena and got carried to the ring, where she stepped into the ring, she taunted Nitori for hiding behind Marisa, which resulted in the crowd booing her.
The bell then rang.
Nazrin and Nitori started the match. Nazrin punched Nitori a few times before she hit her with a neck breaker.
Cover, 1.. 2... The Kappa kicked out.
Nitori nearly cried in pain, but Nazrin packed her and Irish-whipped her into the northwest corner, where she made the tag with Kogasa.
The Karakasa kicked Nitori a few times in the corner, put her up and went for a Running Bulldog.
Cover, 1..., 2..., Nitori kicked out. Marisa told the crowd to cheer Nitori on, as she stretched her hand to make a tag somehow.
Kogasa grabbed Nitori and slammed her to the ground before she pulled her up and went for an Abdominal Stretch.
The submission was locked in, but Nitori tried her best to break it somehow.
She desperately elbowed Kogasa, who unlocked the submission in pain after the fourth elbow and the kappa quickly crawled to the south-east corner to make a tag with Marisa.
The Mage ran in and attempted a big clothesline, but Kogasa ducked and went for the Rain Drop, which Marisa could evade by sliding through the rope.
The Umbrella girl wanted to follow her, but Marisa jumped on her when Kogasa was about to leave the ring and pulled her head on the rope.
She then slid back in and delivered a heavy clothesline to Kogasa.
The Karakasa escaped to her team corner and made the tag with Nazrin, who went in, but got immediately hit by a spine buster from Marisa.
The human mage jumped on the top rope and hit Nazrin with the Master Spark!
Cover, 1..., 2..., 3...!
„Here are your winners! The Team of Marisa Kirisame and Nitori Kawashiro!"
The exhausted Nitori hugged Marisa, as the referee put one hand of both into the air.
The crowd was cheering for them as Marisa jumped smiling on the top rope and made the peace sign to the crowd.
„Wow, what a nice display of skill from Marisa here.", Ran said and clapped.
„Well, yeah... The kappa was pretty useless, though..", Remilia ranted. „She was lucky that thief-mage carried her here."
The camera went backstage.
Satori was sitting in a chair and was talking to Okuu and Orin, as Suika and Yuugi stumbled into their room.
„Heeyeyey!", Suika slurred and drank from her sake bottle.
„Yuugi, these weaklings.. what are they doing..."
„Can't tell...Suiiiika!", Yuugi responded drunk. „But hell yeah, just beeeeat them up for no good reason!"
„Got a death wish!?", Orin hissed as she and Okuu walked in front of Satori in order to protect her.
Suika just chuckled and hit Orin with a Knockout-Punch unconscious!
Then the two onis punched Utsuho till she stopped moving while Satori quickly ran out of the room, scared.
„Nothing goes over a good beating while drinking sake, right Suika?" Yuugi asked and took a sip of her bottle.
„Yea. But weren't there 3 girls in that room just now?"
„Dunno, Suika... I thought there were 6 guys, to be honest..."
„Whateeeever! Just beat up the guys in the next room...", Suika slurred carefreely.
„Ayyyye, good idea, good idea!", Yuugi responded and stumbled outside of the room.
The camera switched into the general manager office.
Yukari was sitting in her office, doing paperwork.
Someone knocked at the door.
„Come in.", Yukari called and continued doing her work.
Chen entered the office and looked at Yukari with big eyes.
„Miss Yukari! I want to prove to you, what I'm capable of! Please add me to the #1 contender match for today!"
Yukari looked at her critical and answered: „You're Ran's Shikigami, Chen, right? Well, I'm afraid, you're not good enough to get into such a highlight."
„Please! Let me prove myself!", Chen begged pitifully.
„Well okay!", Yukari said smiling. „You can participate in the match..."
Chen was nearly crying from joy after this statement.
"But...", Yukari continued with a smirk. „Only if you win a match before the #1 contenders match today."
„I'll win for sure! Believe me, Yukari-sama!", Chen promised. „And when I'll win the title, you must grant me the gift of getting recognized as a „Yakumo!"
„Alright", Yukari said grinning. If you beat the three mischievous fairies in an 1 vs 3 Tornado Hardcore Handicap Match, you'll be in the match for the #1 Contender tonight. Win the title at PCB and you're allowed to name yourself, Chen Yakumo!"
„1 vs 3...Tornado Hardcore Handicap!?", Chen muttered shocked.
„Yes! And it starts now! Go, Chen, go!", Yukari told her nearly laughing as Chen left to the ring, clearly scared.
~ „Diao Ye Zong" by ZUN ~
The following Tornado Hardcore Handicap match is scheduled for one fall. First approaching the ring, from Mayohiga, Chen!
Chen went to the ring, looking really frightened. Ran ran to her and hugged her.
„CHEEEEEEEN! You can do it!", Ran cheered her on as Chen composed herself and waited for her enemies.
~ „Staking Your Life On A Prank" by ZUN ~
And her opponents, from The Forest of Magic, Luna Child, Star Sapphire and Sunny Milk, the three Mischievous Fairies!
„This'll be fun!", Sunny Milk yelled as she led her 2 friends to the ring, making dumb faces to Chen. The bell then rings.
The three fairies immediately ganged up on Chen and kicked her into a corner. Then Sunny took her arms, Star her left leg and Luna her right leg. They pulled Chen into the middle of the ring and delivered the Triple Mischievous Buster to her.
„I want to pin her!", Sunny yelled to the others.
„No, lemme!", Luna said angrily.
„No... me!", Sunny answered and glared at her.
Star sighed and just covered Chen. 1..., 2..., Chen kicked out!
The other two fairies were shocked of the fact that Star just pinned her and were arguing with her now. Chen crawled to the ropes to get some momentum, but the three fairies had solved her dispute by now and nodded at each other. They dropkicked Chen one by one into the north-west corner.
„CHEEEEEN!", Ran screamed into her headset.
„Geez, shut up and enjoy the show!", Remi said and smiled at the beating.
„This is cruel...", Kyouko muttered and shook her head.
Sunny ordered Star to get some chairs from below the ring. Luna and Sunny then took one and hit Chen with it for about three times. They took her up for another Triple Mischievous Buster.
„Ok, now I will pin her, got it!?", Sunny asked angrily.
„Mmmh... ok.. but just this once!", Luna muttered.
And they hit it. Sunny pinned. 1... 2... Ran entered the ring, screaming „CHEEEEEEN!", broke the cover, slammed Sunny to the ground and hit Luna and Star with a Yakumo Stunner. She then picked up Chen and put her over Luna. 1... 2... 3!
„Here's your winner! Chen!"
„WHAT!?", Kyouko then screamed afterwards in her headset.
„Jeez, you're no fun, foxy..." Remillia muttered annoyed. „The beating was so good, these good-for-nothing fairies deserved that win."
Ran put her headset back on and said: „No, it was just cruel... A Tornado Hardcore Handicap match... what was Yukari-sama thinking... doing this to my beloved Chen..."
„That means Chen is in the #1 Contenders match, but..", Kyouko said worriedly.
„She's nearly unconscious.", Remilia added. „Probably the match is like „Who pins the cat first..." Boring!"
„Chen will win it! I'm sure!", Ran said with a serious look.
The camera switched backstage.
Reimu Hakurei was warming up for her match. Marisa came into her room, still sweaty from her recent match and tapped her on the shoulder.
"You'll beat that Taoist and the kitten! So don't worry, ze!"
"Tsk..", Reimu muttered. "Did you ever think I wouldn't!? I will win that fight money! Just watch the match and learn from me!"
Reimu stood up and walked out of the room.
"Geez... Reimu..", Marisa muttered and shook her head. "As stiff as always it seems, ze."
Back at the ring...
Kyouko walked to the ring and sighed. Then she spoke in her microphone.
„The following triple threat match is scheduled for one fall and it's for the #1 Contender for the TWL Championship. First, from Mayohiga, Chen!"
The crowd cheered the exhausted Chen who struggled and fell down again into the northeast corner, breathing hard.
~ Shoutoku Legend ~ True Administrator by ZUN ~
And her opponents, first from the Hall of Dreams' great Mausoleum, Toyosatomimi no Miko!
Miko appeared and yelled, "Hello, Human Village! Are you alright!?" and the crowd cheered her as a response.
"Ten Desires! I shall tell! I'll pick randomly!"
Miko floated to a young man, held her hand on his head and said: "Your greatest Desire! You want to get wealthy!"
The man nodded surprised as the crowd cheered Miko.
After she told them the 9 additional Desires she floated into the ring and held her sword to the sky as yellow fireworks exploded around the ring.
~ Dichromatic Lotus Butterfly ~ Ancients by ZUN ~
„DONATE TO MY SHRINEEE!", Reimu screamed as she stepped out of the curtain, holding her hands up while walking to the ring.
The crowd booed her.
„Yeah, boo me!", Reimu yelled. „Next time, when an incident comes up, I let the Youkai eat you! Just donate, you fools! I need to live too.
Show me some respect for what I do!"
Reimu then threatened Miko, who just shook her head, and got ready for the clash. The bell rang.
Reimu let her aggression out with a few punches to the hurt Chen and covered her, but Miko immediately interfered and hit a German Suplex on Reimu.
The shrine maiden got up and delivered a spin buster to Miko. Cover, 1... Miko kicked out.
Reimu locked her in a sleeper hold, Miko elbowed her way out and punched Reimu into the south-west corner, where she kicked her to the ground.
She then went on the top rope, jumped and rammed her boot with full power into Reimu, taking her down. Cover, 1.. 2.., Reimu had her leg on the ropes.
Miko stood up, attempting to increase the damage on the shrine maiden, but she got surprised by a Clothesline from the wanking Chen.
Then Reimu got up and dropkicked Chen back on the ground. Miko then grabbed Reimu and sends her on the ground with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Cover.. 1, 2... Reimu kicks out. The Saint realized that Chen was about to get up.
She jumped on the top rope of the south-east corner and hit Chen, when she turned around, with the Desire Driver!
She immediately wanted to cover the cat, but Reimu pushed her away into the ropes and covered Chen herself. 1..., 2... 3!
Here's your winner and the second #1 Contender for the TWL Championship, Reimu Hakurei!
Reimu immediately fled out of the ring, held her hands in the air and looked at the shocked Miko with a smirk on her face.
Miko couldn't believe it, that her win was stolen by the red-white shrine maiden and slammed her fist on the ground, just screaming „DAMN IT!" and floated frustrated out of the ring afterwards.
The crowd booed Reimu as she kept on celebrating herself.
„That's why you NEED to donate!", she yelled to the crowd and laughed. "I always win in the end!"
„What a FIGHT! UNBELIEVABLE!", Kyouko yelled in joy after she got back on her place.
„That was dirty of the red-white.", Remilia nodded pleased. „I like dirty wins, they are the best."
„What!?", Ran screamed angrily. „That was just stupid, you can't do that to my CHEEEEEEN!"
She got up, ran into the ring and took the hurt Chen to safety.
„Well! That was the first show of the TWL.", Kyouko announced. „We hope you liked it.
'Hope to see ya all, next Monday! There will be the #1 Contender Matches for the TWL Tag Team Titles. So you better don't miss the action!"
„This could get interesting...", Remilia said in thoughts. „There are many good teams on this roster."
„So long then!", Kyouko spoke and winked to the camera till the screen went black.
- Match Results -
TWL Championship #1 Contenders Match 1: Byakuren Hijiri def. Cirno
Tag Team Match: Marisa Kirisame & Nitori Kawashiro def. Kogasa Tatara & Nazrin
Tornado Hardcore Handicap 1vs3 Match for a place in the second TWL Champ. #1 Contenders Match: Chen def. Sunny Milk, Star Sapphire & Luna Child.
TWL Championship #1 Contenders Match 2: Reimu Hakurei def. Toyosatomimi no Miko, Chen.
Match Card for Perfect Cherry Blossom (PCB):
TWL Championship: Byakuren Hijiri vs Reimu Hakurei
AN: If you have some tips for me, what I could do better, please don't be shy and tell me your thoughts :)
Stay tuned for the next show.
