Title: 'Tis The Season

Summary: A fluffy Jackie and Hyde Christmas story. Need I say more?

Archive: Ask nicely.

Disclaimer: We don't own anything. We just have too much time on our hands. But you love us for it and you know it.

Author's Note: This is the first of, hopefully, many collaborations between holycitygirl (Benny) and kashmir1 (The Jet). If you need or want more of a history behind this pairing, feel free to visit our bio page. Hope y'all enjoy and please read and review and let us know what you think. Enjoy!!

Two

"We better go down stairs babe," Hyde shocked himself by saying. "We don't want Fez coming up here. We will never get him out of Kitty's old high school clothes."

Jackie chuckled and hesitantly released her death grip on his waist. Taking a step back she looked around for the boxes they were supposedly looking for. Opening a box labeled "good times" Jackie pulled out a black skirt with a poodle on it. "Oooh, Mrs. Forman's old high school clothes."

Hyde rolled his eyes. Great, now he would be up here all afternoon. Well maybe if he played nice he could get out of that Christmas thing at the mall. God he hated the mall. "Jackie, Focus. We are looking for Christmas stuff. It is Christmas, remember?"

Jackie sighed. "Yeah I remember."

Hyde noticed the sigh and wondered at its cause. He was about to ask when he noticed the boxes. There were at least 10 more piled in the corner by Laurie's old baby stuff. "You know I don't remember living in Santa's workshop last year. Where the hell did all this stuff come from?"

Jackie mumbled something under her breath as she opened another box. Her eyes suddenly went from murky and apathetic to clear and animated. "Oh Steven, look what I found! It is Mr. Forman's tuxedo. The one he wore when he married Mrs. Forman."

"How do you know that?" Hyde asked coming over to see for himself.

Jackie rolled her eyes this time. "I've seen the pictures. Haven't you?"

The only thing Hyde cared less about than Christmas was weddings. Talk about the government's way of stunting its citizens. People got married and they bought houses. Then they had kids. It was all just a ruse to collect more taxes. "Is that pink?"

"What?" Jackie asked.

"That thing? That shirt, it's pink. Red wore pink?" Hyde suddenly felt his hold world shift. Man, was anything sacred?

Jackie of course laughed. "It isn't pink it is pinkish." At his scoff she amended "It is mostly white."

"Yeah well the rest of it is pink." Hyde winked and took the offending garment out of her hands.

Jackie got the sexy look back. The one that always made him think of the right prices and summer make out sessions. "Put it on" she demanded.

Hyde laughed until his side hurt, but stopped when he saw the look of determination on her face. "You have got to be kidding me. It's pink."

"Yeah I got that. Now puh-lease." Jackie begged prettily.

"No."

"Please?"

"No"

"If you do I'll put on Kitty's wedding dress."

"Why would I ever encourage you to put on a wedding dress?" Hyde asked and wasn't surprised when he got an un-amused frown.

"Its white lace and very short." Jackie prompted.

"Is this my size?" So he was a Christmas supporting guy who wore pink? He still wasn't whipped like Forman. He was still Zen.

Jackie smiled and walked over to where he stood sticking his arm through a sleeve of the mostly white wedding button up stopping his progress. The shirt hit the floor as he felt his back hit the wall.

"You know I love you Steven Hyde." Jackie said

Hyde's smiled like he'd just received his first perfectly wrapped Christmas present (the kind Kitty always gave and Jackie always wanted). He pulled her up to meet his kiss, her heels temporarily leaving the ground. "That's cool."

Jackie's laughing mouth met Hyde's smiling one halfway. "You know, just once I wish you'd answer me with more than a 'That's cool' when I tell you I love you," She said against his lips.

Hyde sighed and rested his forehead against hers, looking deeply into her mismatched eyes as she pouted. Prettily, of course.

"Why do I have to say it?" He asked as he slid his hands from around her waist up to her petite breasts. "Because, I don't know about you, but I prefer showing you how I feel rather than telling you."

Jackie drew in a ragged breath and gripped his neck tighter. "Ok, good point, Steven. Let's try your method."

She pressed her Lip Smackers flavored lips to his and lost herself in his touch. He slid his right hand up to cup the back of her head, pulling her body closer to him with his left. His head canted to the side as he slowly traced her lower lip with his tongue, causing a whimper to escape her throat. He slowly slid his tongue deep into the moist cavern of her mouth, finding her tongue and stroking it with his.

She clutched him tighter to her and wrapped her right leg around his calf, slowly stroking up and down through the denim. Hyde moaned deep into her mouth as his hand made its way back to her breast. He slowly pulled the neckline down, until the cup of bra was showing. His hand slid under her bra, finding her nipple. He left her mouth with a lingering touch and kissed his way down her graceful neck. He made a moist trail from her collar bone to her breast and was just about to slide her bra to the side when…

Eric came looking for them.

"Oh-Oh-My-God, what the hell? Oh, man, my eyes. Do you guys have to do that, like, all the time?" He said as he covered his eyes.

Jackie and Hyde broke apart slowly, unwilling to let go of the moment. Jackie went about straightening her neckline. She was still amazed at how fast Steven worked sometimes. Not that she minded, she thought, as she got an evil grin on her face.

Hyde glared at Eric as he made his way over to the corner. Jackie noticed him trying to adjust his jeans so they'd be a tad more 'comfortable.' Even though she didn't think it possible, her grin got wider. God, she loved that man, she thought as she watched him gingerly lean over to start sorting through boxes.

She heard Hyde grumbling to Eric about what the hell he was doing up there and Eric answering him that his mother had started to get impatient and sent him to look for them. She went to bend over and pick up the box of Christmas tree ornaments at her feet when Eric turned to face her and caught her smiling.

"What are you smiling about, there, Darth?" Eric asked as he picked up a box. Which he at first struggled under. And then almost instantly started sneezing uncontrollably from the dust.

Jackie laughed and picked up the carton of ornaments. As she passed the sneezing boy, she couldn't resist a parting shot.

"I was just remembering the time Steven and I made out in the Vista Cruiser… That back seat is sooooo roomy. You'd be amazed what you can do in there." And with that she flounced off down the steps. Leaving a stuttering Eric and a chuckling Hyde behind in the attic to bring down the rest of the boxes.