Title: The Beginning
Author: Mrpointyhorns
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Stan/Kyle
Beta: none
Spoilers: none
Summary: Kyle and Stan are just beginning a relationship when they're told unnerving news, it may or may not be true, however it may or may not ruin the relationship.
A/N: I figured Stan's birth year, and prior to by subtracting 8 years from the first season so 1989-1988 around that time.
Ten Months Earlier+
"Thriller! It's a Thriller!" Shrilled the voice booming from the television. Randy snapped his own glove on to practice the moves on the music video.
Shelley, his baby daughter, watched not amused. She knew even then that her Dad was simply not right in the head.
"Randy Marsh!" Sharon snapped from the kitchen. A cigarette bud hung in between her lips. She had stopped smoking when she was pregnant with Shelley, but started again when Shelley was born. "I said dinner is ready."
"Fine," Switching the television off Randy and Shelley joined Sharon and Aunt Flo in the kitchen.
"Weren't you already here this month?" Randy asked rather rudely.
"I'm spotting," Aunt Flo answered matter-of-factly, she ignored any rudeness that she thought she might have heard.
"That sucks!" Randy complained. "What the hell does that mean? Is that like what the heavy rockers do? Cause everyone knows that pop music is the way to go."
"Randy! Please be nice to my sister! And everyone knows that Kiss is the greatest ever, way better then Michael Glove Jackson." Sharon scolded her husband's taste in music.
"The guys you listen to wear make-up Sharon! And they tease their hair, plus that tongue cannot be legal!" Randy roared, the argument with his wife very common place.
"Stop it Randy, you know how much this upsets me." Sharon cried. She burst into tears as Randy began to sing Dove's Cry. "I can't live like this," Sharon sobbed. "I'm not staying here a moment longer, Randy Marsh!"
Randy's only reaction to his wife's upset sobs was a rather loudly, rather poorly sung, "BEAT IT! You know you gotta beat it, BEAT IT!" Randy had no idea this was the final straw.
Sharon packed her bags leaving Shelley and Flo with a very vocal dinner. Randy was not putout by his houseguests; Aunt Flo brought Shelley with her after they finished dinner.
