Welcome to chapter 2! This chapter will feature the exams and the journey to wave! All with plants and zombies!

Don't bother me when the Pvz 2 zombies are gonna appear, I need to find the proper setting for them. Two (Ancient Egypt and Frostbite Caves) should be insanely obvious. One setting will actually appear in this chapter.

Pikminfan: More plants? Okay!

Please review! I want to know how I did!

Naruto and Plants vs Zombies do not belong to me.

Enjoy!


"Where is he!?" Ino cried out in disbelief as they waited for their sensei to pick them up. The other squad's Jonins had picked them up so what was up with theirs?

"About to get a face full of potato!" Naruto spoke up as he finished planting what appeared to be a white small ball attached to something buried in the dirt, as hinted by the stick leading down into the pot.

"That reminds me Naruto-baka, you didn't tell me what you touched or where you got these plants from!" Ino accused, grabbing Naruto by the collar.

"I'll never talk Ino! Not now! Not ever!" Naruto declared triumphantly, which made the blond fume and then smirk as she got an idea.

"Not even this?" she asked sweetly just as a frozen blue pea hit her in the back of her head, chilling her to the bone. She had completely forgotten about the Snow Pea that Naruto had made earlier. She was so stunned that she lost her grip on the orange clad boy who ran to his seat in terror.

"Oh I'm not done with you!" Ino screeched and ran towards him, but the effects of the Snow Pea took effect as she moved rather slowly. Slowly enough for Naruto to run the hell away and hide behind Sasuke.

"Get away from me Teme!" the avenger growled at the scared Uzumaki.

"But she's gonna pummel me into oblivion!" Naruto cried right in Sasuke's face, much to his displeasure.

"Your problem, not mine," Sasuke growled and jumped back behind a couple of seats to a safe distance just as Ino stormed into the aisle, the Snow Pea's effect worn off.

"Now, you are going to tell m..." Ino started, pausing to punch a frozen pea launched by the special peashooter which decided not to bother trying to attack. "You're going to tell me where you got tho..."

SPUD-OW! The explosion took everyone off guard as the Potato Mine Naruto planted at the door suddenly exploded, sacrificing itself and its pot.

The Jonin was genuinely surprised, and this was big if they knew him well because he was rarely surprised. The last time he was, was a couple of years ago.

"HA! Did you see that! I got him! He totally fell for it! Believe it!" Naruto bragged out loud for everyone to hear.

"I'm sorry sensei! He's out of control! I tried to interrogate about what he used, but he wouldn't crack!" Ino quickly told the Jonin who also was curious as to what caught him off guard. Ino on the other hand, got a frozen pea to the face for telling on Naruto making her fume rather slowly.

"Of course he fell for that, that thing was probably made to explode on contact." Sasuke bitterly thought of his new teacher falling for such a thing, as he along with his fellow students, analysed their new teacher.

He was a tall, imposing man wearing the typical Jonin suit, with the lower part of his face covered with a mask so you couldn't see his mouth. His right eye was also covered by the leaf ninja headband, as if he was hiding something. He also had silver spiky hair.

"Hm... how can I put this straight?" the man asked himself in fake sarcasm. "My first opinion of this group: I used to think you were alright. But now I can see that I was mistaken and you are all a bunch of idiots," he concluded in a bored tone, making the youths sweat drop in sheer and utter embarrassment.

"Meet me on the roof," he said quickly before vanishing in a puff of smoke. The youths quickly got their act together and went to their destination. Not however before Naruto focusing and made a pot and a bushy leafed eyebrowed Peashooter suddenly appear in front of him.

"Woah! I just made a plant appear with the pot! I can now plant these super plants inside! Believe it!" Naruto said to nobody in particular, as he picked up the Repeater and ran hastily for the roof. There was no trace of the Snow Pea being there when the cleaner came.


Elsewhere, near a club. A crack started opening in the very fabric of time and space. On the other side was what appeared to be a stage with some metal music playing on repeat. Not that the audience cared as some giant people slammed their instruments on the stage causing massive property damage.

"BRAINS!" one of the giants roared, causing the crowd to cheer at the one word that they knew: "BRAINS!"

Suddenly, the music was changed so fast, that the giants had barely enough time to get off the stage before they were ejected by spring pads which were inserted into the floor in the event should the music change.

Some people got on the stage just as the rap music went into its technical solo when the inevitable happened: A crack materialised on the stage. A person not watching where he was going got sucked into the crack and was sent all the way to Konoha. The person looked around in confusion; there was no rap, yet delicious brains in the building next to him.

"Br-br-brain-brain-brains-brains," the person said in a rap like tone, humming to the song genre he loved the most.

Then he heard it: singing. Attracted to the sounds of the voice of the song genre he loved the most; they went inside the building by a back entrance into the show. He never saw the person with the giant afro appear from the time crack.

"Wait right there sir, are you performing?" a stage assistant asked the person with the microphone who just said "Brains," before slinking off into the stage clutching his microphone loosely as if he was going to do a trick with it.

CRASH! The door gave way to a mysterious... thing that the citizens of Konoha had never seen before.

It was a large upright yellow rectangular box with interesting pictures on it of a zombie- like figure. On the front was a screen which was currently off at the moment. The stage assistant barely had time to register it before it was pushed forward and he could see the person shoving it about to enter the stage.

As he tried to comprehended what was happening, a person appeared from the box. The only difference was that the zombie was pixelated and didn't have two dimensions. Not caring that it was a hologram model, the 8-bit Zombie hungrily shuffled towards the terrified assistant with the Arcade Zombie pushing its machine towards him as well. What he saw next horrified him: another person came out of the machine! It was identical to the first, except he had a pixelated orange cone on his head.

"Hey Jerry, have you se-GAHHHHH!" another assistant came and got himself crushed by the arcade machine where the zombie operating it got himself a delicious brains for his trouble.

"WHAT IS GOING ON!?" Jerry cried, falling to his knees in despair. His mind had finally snapped, he curled up on the floor in a ball and cried his brain out. The Arcade Zombie finished eating the brain of his co-worker and directed his machine outside as it made yet another 8-bit Zombie. Jerry never noticed the 8-bits coming towards him.

"Brains..." the hologram droned as they began to chew on the assistants brain. The screams were unheard over the music.

"Brains..." a deep voiced rumbled outside as it came inside, revealing itself to be the nightmare of the 80's.


When they made it to the top of the building, the Jonin was sitting on a rail reading a small orange book which Ino identified as Icha Icha Paradise; a series by the frog hermit Jiraiya which was about... you know what? You don't want to know. Ino looked around and saw that Naruto wasn't with them.

"Now where is that baka!?" Ino said in disbelief. Said blonde came rushing over with the Repeater, looking as if it had been on a joyride.

"Where have you been!?" Ino screeched at him. Her voice may not be as loud as Sakura's, yet it made him flinch anyway.

"Hey! I was making this super cool plant, thank you very much!" Naruto scoffed, the Repeater holding its head high with a smug expression on its face.

"I don't care about your stupid pla..." SPLAT! That was all Ino could say before she was splattered by not one, but two peas the Repeater abruptly spat.

"See, you shouldn't mess with them. They'll splatter you!" Naruto challenged, making what appeared to be a giant brown nut with eyes and a smile on it.

"Keep it down there Dobe," Sasuke grunted, clearly annoyed at all the racket the youth was making. This only resulted in Naruto growing a giant tic on his head.

"TEME!" he screamed and the Repeater instantaneously opened fire, splattering two peas into Sasuke's face, who just fumed while Naruto and the Repeater burst out laughing while the Wall-nut softly smiled.

"Alright alright, why don't you tell me about yourselves? One at a time," the Jonin restored order in the same bored tone from earlier.

"What are we supposed to say?" Ino asked him innocently, yet the man took it as if she said something stupid.

"Oh for f..." he muttered before remembering he had kids in front of him. "Things you like, things you hate, dreams for the future, and hobbies. All that sh-stuff," The Jonin quickly corrected himself. Obviously he had done this so many times before that it drove him insane whenever he did it.

"How about you tell us first? I mean, we don't even know you and you can show us how it's done sensei!" Naruto told him, his voice giving the older man a migraine. But he endured it and kept his bored face.

"Very well, I'm Kakashi Hatake. What I like and what I dislike? I'm not telling you that," the man who now revealed to be Kakashi, stated much to Naruto and Ino's surprise. "My dreams for the future? I don't have any nor have ever thought about it. As for my hobbies... I have lots of hobbies," he concluded.

"Well that was totally useless! I mean! All he told us was his stupid name!" Naruto thought bitterly as he made a Flower Pot appear behind Kakashi, who didn't seem to notice. Ino and Sasuke noticed though, but decided not to tell the older man about it.

"Now you blond boy," Kakashi ordered Naruto to introduce himself as Kakashi braced himself for what was coming.

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki! I like instant Ramen in a cup, the Ramen Iruka-Sensei got at the Ichikaku Ramen Shop, the Hokage, and my new plants! I don't like the three minutes you need to wait after you pour the water in the ramen cup, and people that disrespect me! My hobbies include collecting new plants and trying out new Ramen and comparing them to Ramen I already like! My dream for the future is to become the greatest Hokage ever! THEN everyone will stop disrespecting me and start treating me like I'm somebody important! And If that doesn't work, I'll be the best gardener ever! Believe it!" Naruto finished his long and boring speech which had made Sasuke explode on the inside, Kakashi nearly kill himself, and Ino to fall asleep. His plants on the other hand enthusiastically cheered or smiled for their master at his accomplishment.

"Well he's definitely grown up in a... fascinating way. But I'm more intrigued about what he ambushed me with. I guess, I'll find out tomorrow," Kakashi thought to himself, promptly raising his visible brow and turning to Ino who was dozing off.

"Hey blond girl," he said poking her in the ribs without warning jolting her awake. "It's your turn," Ino's eyes widened at the realization.

"Oh right, My name's Ino Yamanaka. I like flowers and..." she blushed while looking quickly at Sasuke who wasn't fazed a bit. "I hate liars and people who don't reveal their secrets," she looked at Naruto when she said this, making him tilt his head in confusion. She immediately reverted her gaze when the Repeater was ready to fire. "My hobbies include arranging flowers and studying my clan's mind- reading jutsu." Kakashi looked impressed for a second before reverting to his normal bored form. "My dream..." she blushed harder while looking at Sasuke, before realising everyone was looking at her. "T-that's private!" she snapped at her watchers.

"Oh great, another fangirl," Kakasi thought gloomily, as he knew of the audience the 'last' Uchiha had attracted. He saw a lot of girls fawning over him from a distance and knew training her was going to be quite hard, but worth it as Ino was from a very big clan.

"And you?" The copy-nin directed his attention to Sasuke who hadn't moved or changed his expression at all.

"My name... is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things and I don't particularly like anything." Ino's face fell slightly at that statement. But it was what he said next that got everyone's attention.

"What I have is not a dream, but rather an ambition which I will make a reality: I plan to restore my clan and kill a certain somebody." Silence.

"I hope he doesn't mean me..." Naruto thought, shuddering at the thought of Sasuke stabbing him violently with a kunai, while the Repeater shot a warning pea at him which splattered on his clothes.

"Who will be you if you don't stop that?" Sauske threatened the plant who smartly decided to stop shooting Sasuke and looked instead at Ino who was focused on the avenger.

"He's so... cool!" Ino thought, her blush still faintly visible. She also began having... thoughts.

"Just as I figured. Stupid council forcing to focus on stupid Sasuke..." Kakashi thought sadly and angrily at the stupid civilians, who were the main reason why Naruto's life was so crappy.

"Good, you're all unique and have your own ideals and dreams. We'll have our mission tomorrow," Kakashi said in his usual bored tone. Much to his annoyance, Naruto started talking the first chance he got.

"What kind of mission is it Kakashi-sensei!?" he asked excitedly, jumping up and down on the spot to Kakashi's and Ino's amusement. Sasuke just rolled his eyes.

"...A survival exercise that we'll do together," the lazy nin said. He just wanted to get home and read his precious book. But this stupid job wasn't letting him. He knew he shouldn't have left ANBU.

"But sensei, we already did that stuff at the academy; I thought we were going to do an actual mission!" Ino said in confusion.

"This is not like your previous training," Kakashi sighed, knowing Ino or Naruto would ask that question.

"But how is it different?" Naruto asked calmly for once. Kakashi just chuckled much to Ino's confusion and Naruto's anger.

"HEY! I just asked you a plain ordinary question! Believe it! What's so funny about it!?" Naruto yelled at his sensei who was blasted by the sheer volume of Naruto's voice.

"Well if I tell you, you're not gonna like it," Kakashi said in a sing song voice before entering his full serious mode. "Out of the twenty seven graduates who made it here, only nine will be accepted as actual Gennin. The rest will be weeded out and shipped back to the academy. In other words, this is a make it or break test, and the chances of you failing is at least 68 percent." Only two faces looked horrified at this speech, the other one just remained impassive.

"See? I told you wouldn't like it," Kakashi said in his usual bored tone. He then suddenly remembered the curse of Naruto's voice.

"But that's not fair! Believe it! What were the graduation tests even for!?" Naruto screamed right in his sensei's face who remarkably, managed to keep a straight face.

At this point the Repeater flipped from the Jonin's boredom and swiftly fired peas at Kakashi who dodged out of the way of each one.

"Oh that, that was just a test to see who might be become Gennin and who will not," Kakashi said much to the children's horror, well two at least. At this point Kakashi decided he had enough of being shot at and threw a Kunai at the plant, only for the Wall-nut to get in the way and absorb the hit doing no damage.

"Well that's not breaking anytime soon," Ino thought with amusement.

"Well," their lazy sensei grunted turning to leave. "I'll see you at the training grounds at a eight tomorrow. And don't eat breakfast, you'll pu..." SPUD-OW! The explosion caught everyone, even Sasuke, off guard as the Potato Mine everyone had forgotten about the Potato Mine that had picked that time to explode. Kakashi was on the verge of fainting and did so in true Daffy Duck style, not before speaking one last time:

"Eat breakfast tomorrow, that way, you'll have an advantage over me," he said stupidly before fainting. Naruto burst out laughing while Ino just fumed at him.

"Naruto! You made our sensei faint! I might have plucked some useful information about the test! And also, you still haven't told me abo-GET BACK HERE!" Ino screeched at Naruto, who was running the hell away, leaving his plants who looked interestedly at Sasuke.

Sasuke didn't leave, he was thinking about Naruto's plants and if he could claim them for himself to kill a certain someone. He then noticed the plants looking at him curiously.

"What?" he asked them bitterly. They frowned at the unfriendedness and the Repeater instantly opened fire. It let loose two peas at Sasuke who finally lost his cool composure.

"That's it!" he growled and angrily lunged at the plant only for the Wall-nut to jump and block the hit, making Sasuke cry out in pain.

"WHY YOU!?" he screamed and punched the Wall-nut several times until it actually cracked bit. Seeing how he wasn't going to make any progress anytime soon, Sasuke stormed away dodging two peas shot at him. He never saw the plants fade into sun orbs and float away into the sky.


MEANWHILE, AT THE CLUB...

"This is the best date ever!" the ordinary villager girl squealed to the ordinary villager man who smiled.

"I'm glad you like it, it cost nearly all of my money," the male said, making the girl flash her eyebrows at him and so he leaned closer to her. Little did he know, she was one of those girlfriends who would take everything you owned and would make your life a living hell.

"Come, let's watch the performance," the female said seductively as the act was in its final verse.

"Baby I love you... Baby I lov..." the performer sang horribly before his song was rudely interrupted by music playing over the top of him. "Hey! What the hell's your problem!?" the singer shouted at the man who had dared stopped his performance.

"Brain..." The Boombox man grunted dementedly as he walked to the stage, music player held above his head with his arms expressing his feelings through the power of music.

The hippie was wearing a yellow singlet with very short blue jeans so you could see the stuffed pockets, as well as a giant afro sporting a headband. He also wore white sneakers along with a funny moustache with small red bands on his wrists. He was often referred to as a hipster and was damn well proud of it.

"Will you stop playing that damn music!?" a villager shouted at the Boombox Zombie who finally lowered his music player, but everyone noticed a new person moving onto the stage behind him.

The newcomer was wearing a blue tracksuit with the occasional white stripes. His right foot was also open on the front so you could see his toes. His blue hat also appeared to have been chewed on and turned backwards like a gangster. He wore some gigantic glasses that covered his eyes and if you looked hard enough, you could see brown hair on his beard and head which was being covered by his hat. And to top it off, he wore a gigantic necklace with a giant 'Z' embroidered in the circle.

"Oh what? You want to take my spotlight!?" the singer growled, looking venomously at the microphone that the MC-Zom-B was holding and getting the completely wrong idea.

"Bra-bra-brains!" the MC rapped and spun his microphone in a circular motion making the singing end detach itself and hit the human singer dead on in the noggin. Needless to say, the signer was pissed. It grew worse when the Boombox Zombie started playing his music again as it went into a rock solo.

"WHY YOU!" he shouted in rage and ran towards Zom-B with his fist raised. The zombie rapper on the other hand just raised his trusty microphone and spun it like a lasso, wrapping the man up with the cord which acted like a rope.

"Let me out! Let me out or I will remove something very important to your body! Like your brain!" the trapped singer threatened. This was a massive mistake mentioning the vital human part which the zombie gleefully ate, as it made the MC walk towards him hungrily, as did the Boombox Zombie as it climbed on the stage.

"Someone call the ANBU!" Someone shouted dumbly and somebody else ran off to do so while everyone else sat glued to their seats or frozen in their spots as the MC and hipster remove the singers' brain into two halves for each of them and swallowed it in one gulp.

Everyone was stunned. This man ate a human brain as if it was absolutely nothing to him! Just as everyone wondered what the hell had just happened, some people came back to their senses and ran frantically out of the building, warning the people outside not to go in the building.

THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! The terrified people who were still there, turned in the direction of the footsteps as that now attracted everyone's attention and they were no longer wondering what they should do about the dead singer, but rather the footsteps that were definitely not human. Nobody ever knew about the pixelated figure leave by the back door. Suddenly, a massive zombie emerged from behind the curtains, senselessly shoving the MC off the stage into dust in which he evaporated. The Boombox Zombie was also pushed off the stage and into a bin that caused him to evaporate as well. His music box survived and continued to play the music, even if it was a bit glitchy.

"BRAINS!" the giant roared as he slammed his equally massive guitar on the stage floor, somehow sending out a shockwave which completely destroyed the male villager who had been duped by coming here into nothing but a brain.

"YOU MONSTER!" the evil woman shrieked angrily as she burst into tears at her plan being foiled by this giant of a thing. Or rather, a Gargantuar of a zombie dressed in heavy metal gear as if he was about to go on the Highway to Hell and come back alive.

"BRAINS!" The Hair Metal Gargantuar screamed at the woman. He reached into his back and threw the little person in the speaker on his back right onto the woman's head.

"Bwainz!" the Impunk cried, as he began to chew on the lady's head and pulled out her brains earning himself a well deserved snack just as the weight of the Gargantuar resulted in the stage floor underneath him giving way, and into the ROOT headquarters startling Danzo from his rest. He took a look at the HMG (Hair Metal Gargantuar) before it roared and slowly walked towards Danzo who regained his emotionless face.

"ALL ROOT TO MY CHAMBER! NOW!" he yelled in a voice which could be heard throughout the base. The emotionless ANBU arrived and started throwing Kunai and Jutsu attacks at the massive beast. Needless to say, Danzo and his 'servants' were busy for awhile.


Somewhere else, the Hokage was horrified as he watched the Imp variation eat the woman's brains as people began to run like crazy out of the restaurant and tell people what just happened. Sarutobi focused his crystal ball on the entire building and saw a box being pushed by what appeared to be a zombie geek.

Well that's what he looked like; in terms of body shape, he was a big zombie and was even hunched back a little. He wore a blue shirt with crazy patterns on it as well as purple pants which were being held up by suspenders which reached his back. He had white shoes, purple gloves on his hands which showed his fingers defying their name and had a small green purse on his belt which contained who only knows what. As for his face, he wore glasses that were identical to the MC-Zom-B and had wild orange curly hair. Overall, he was a gamer gone way too far.

"ANBU!" the old man called out and almost instantly, a whole squad appeared in front of him, waiting obediently for orders.

"Yes sir?" the commander asked in his usual strict tone.

"I need you to go the nightclub on the east end of the village and eliminate the man pushing the yellow box," Sarutobi ordered with such seriousness that it made himself shiver in fright. The ANBU squad puffed away in smoke and took off towards the night club.

When they got there, they noticed a LOT of zombies shuffling in the alley. But the thing about was that they were... well... 8-bit. Like they came out the arcade machine the Arcade Zombie was pushing.

"Target acquired, is surrounded by... I don't bloody know," an ANBU wearing a dog mask reported, just as a newbie jumped down with a dagger and successfully stabbed the Arcade Zombie in the stomach. He took some damage, but it wasn't enough to kill him as the big geek went in for the killing chomp.

"AHHHhhh..." the foolish rookie cried out as his brains were pulled from his head and went into the Arcade Zombie's mouth as his 8-bit followers watched in envy.

"Fire style: Great Fireball Technique Jutsu!" a voice sounded as a fire ball slammed into the Arcade Zombie, turning him into charred dust which blew away on the wind. The ANBU looked at the direction where the fireball came from to see Kakashi standing there, calmly reading his orange book as if there wasn't a big 8-bit zombie horde alley.

"Kakashi!? What are you doing here!" an ANBU cried out in shock at the copy eye nin being there.

"Just thought I should help take out the trash," the lazy nin said, lazily stabbing an 8-bit Basic Zombie that got mindlessly close to him.

"You said it buddy!" one of the more relaxed ANBU said, throwing a Kunai at a 8-bit Conehead Zombie, deftly knocking its cone off.

"Let's do this!" another cocky ANBU cheered as he got his brains eaten by an 8-bit Zombie that got too close to him.

There really wasn't anything more say about this encounter, other than the ANBU and Kakashi won when they started using Jutsu which were effective against the 8-bit terrors as they could only attack up close making it an easy win.

"Get the box!" an ANBU wearing a dog mask shouted as an 8-bit zombie spawned from it. Kakashi used his fireball Jutsu to destroy every zombie in the lane, which faded away in burnt dust.

Unfortunately for them, they also destroyed the arcade machine which the remains mysteriously vanished. They were confused and looked for it.

"Where'd it go?" asked an ANBU looking for the missing box.

"We destroyed the main threat, it doesn't matter," Kakashi stated and he was right as the sun was starting to set. The heir of the Hatake clan then hopped away, as did the ANBU to retire for the night.

Aside for the time crack at the back of the club closing, there were no more incidents after that.


The next morning, a blond girl could be seen grouching towards the training grounds where Kakashi told them to meet. She also noticed Sasuke who was glaring at Naruto in the shade of a tree. Said blonde ignored him and started planting some Snow Peas which, as Naruto found out yesterday, his plants didn't need pots when it comes to soil.

"He's late... again," Ino groaned at the one person who was currently reading the latest issue of Icha Icha at who only knows where. Naruto continued to plant more of his plants while Sasuke just skulked in the shade of a tree.

TWO HOURS LATER...

"Hello everyone, are you ready for your big day?" Kakashi asked appearing in a cloud of smoke, making sure though to look and see there were no Potato Mines this time.

"YOU'RE LATE!" Naruto and Ino shouted at him while Sasuke came from his spot under the tree while glaring accusingly at his sensei.

"Well a black cat got in my way so I had to take the road of life and got lost on it," Kakashi replied, his visible eye in an upside down U which was his way of smiling. He heard the sound of something being fired towards him and saw a whole army of Peashooters, Snow Peas, and Repeaters, but he quickly dodged out of the way only to have the whole army fire upon him.

"Uh, Naruto? Do you mind getting your minions under control?" Kakashi sarcastically asked him as the plants continued to fire. Naruto raised his hand and almost instantly, the plants ceased, giving Kakashi the chance to catch his breath.

"Note to self: ask daddy to help me out on this," Ino thought to herself as Kakashi went to a log and placed a timer on it.

"Now that that's out of the way, let's get started. First of all, this timer's set for noon," Kakashi explained as Naruto, you guessed it, made more plants which included Wall-nuts and Potato Mines, much to the Jonin's horror.

"Now," he started trying to ignore Naruto who began to plant Chompers. "Here I have two bells. The aim of this test is to retrieve them from me in order to pass. The ones that fail will not only fail, but will also be tied up to the posts over there and will be forced to watch me eat my lunch," Kakashi explained and expected their stomachs to growl at the mention of food, but they didn't. Kakashi briefly wondered why and then remembered what he said yesterday and mentally facepalmed himself for saying such a thing.

"But Kakashi-sensei, there are only three of us and two bells!" Naruto stated the obvious much to the Jonin's annoyance.

"Exactly, that way at least one of you will fail and will be sent back to the academy," Kakashi said with a hint of amusement in his voice, much to the students' horror.

"But enough about that, let's get started," Kakashi said putting the bells on his belt. "You can use any weapon, including shurikens, kunai, Jutsu, and... plants," he said that last part with a slight shudder. "If you don't come at me without the intention to kill, then you will fail. You can begin once I say start." Kakashi explained the rules only to get bombarded once again by the peas who thought he actually meant it.

"Naruto, is there any way you can get rid of those without killing them!?" Kakashi cried as he got hit by a Snow Pea's frozen pea, which slowed him as he was forced to the ground from the force of peas that hit him.

"Okay..." Naruto said a bit saddened as he raised his hand and all the plants turned into sun orbs and went into Naruto's body, earring him some weird looks.

"That's something I found out yesterday! When a plant is done or the user wants to get rid of it, they must focus and the plants will turn back into sun so they can be used again!" Naruto said literally reading the catalogue before stuffing it in his pocket.

"Now there's a prize," Ino thought and made it her mission to get that catalogue of Naruto's hands as the boy was wondering when the plants he ordered last night were going to come.

"Well then..." Kakashi said getting into a battle pose, as did the children. "Three... two... one... START!" and the children took off into their hiding spots, watching their sensei just stand there.

"Well, they got the hiding bit we..." SPUD-OW! Kakashi had completely missed the Potato Mine that Naruto planted behind him while he was distracted.

"...Why do I feel like that's gonna be a thing from now on?" Kakashi groaned before fainting.

"I got him! I'm gonna get the bells!" Naruto cried as he leapt nimbly from his perch in a tree and towards his unconscious sensei and reached out, before a hand firmly grasped his.

"Did you really think it would be that easy?" Kakashi said.


Dun-dun DUUUHH! CLIFFHANGER! Ah Kakashi, you and the mines. Just wait until he meets the Primal version, then it will get bad for him. I think I'm gonna make it his thing from now on.

I decided to include some Pvz 2 zombies already. If I had to pick a world, it has to be the Neon Mixtape Tour. I love that world so much, it has the best music yet OP zombies.

If you have any questions, please ask and I'll see you next time!