GIR stepped out of the house and started up the street toward the school. GIR tried to be sneaky, but being a robot had its pros and cons. As GIR slipped down the hallway, He ran into the earth boy: Dib.
Dib eyed GIR suspiciously and passed him by. "Freaky robot...", muttered Dib. GIR glared at Dib and shot out one of his arms at him. Dib was suddenly lifted into the air and carried back over to GIR. He held Dib in his face and whispered threateningly,
"If you as so much as call me a freak again, I WILL rip out your intestines and hang you with them! Got it?!"
Dib was freaked out by the robot's behavior. He never acted this way before. GIR flung Dib across the hall and through a wall. GIR smirked and continued down the hall. He reached Ms. Bitters' class and busted down the door.
"What the hell?!", exclaimed Ms. Bitters. GIR's left arm transformed into a Gatling gun and he pointed it at her. Ms. Bitters was down on the ground praying to the Lord that GIR wouldn't kill her.
GIR laughed and said, "Go ahead and pray to your pitiful God! It won't do you any good!" GIR laughed manically and open fired on Ms. Bitters. Her anguished screams could be heard from a mile away!
After Gir was done, his arm turned back to normal and he laughed. Not a crazy, evil laugh, just a...laugh. GIR turned around and was about to walk out, when all of a sudden, he saw Dib with a small revolver in his hand. He pointed it at GIR and yelled, "GIR! What is wrong with you?! You're acting like some sort of madman psychopath!"
GIR stared at Dib for a few moments and spoke in a deeper tone, "I have finally found out who I am!" GIR then summoned his chainsaw blade and held it out in front of Dib's face.
"You need to shut your big mouth and move or else it's gonna be Sushi 'a la' Dib tonight at the sushi-house!" Dib recoiled a little and lowered his weapon.
GIR smirked, knowing that he had won. He knocked Dib out of the way and walked off down the hall to Mr. Elliot's classroom. I'll show that stupid scrap heap! He'll be sorry that he ever met me! Little did he know that Dib was in pursuit behind him. Oh, no!, thought Dib, He won't!
GIR smashed the wall leading to the classroom. There sitting at a desk was a child. The child was Dib's sister: Gaz. Gaz got up from her GameSlave and glared at GIR, "What do you want?" GIR pretended to recoil. "Oh! A smart-ass! How quaint!" GIR raised his right arm and summoned a taser-like weapon.
He shocked Gaz right on her leg. He shocked her a few times until she cried out,
"DIB! WHERE ARE YOU?!" GIR smacked her across the face so that she would shut up. He continued to taze her, until Dib burst into the room. "What are you doing to my sister, you piece of junk?!"
GIR stopped toying with Gaz and focused on her brother. "I'm just having a little fun with her.", he said innocently. Dib pulled out the same revolver from earlier and pointed it at GIR's head. "You've got ten seconds to step away from my sister, or I will pump your circuits full of lead!" GIR looked at Gaz and then at Dib. "Okay. Fine. I'll leave you two alone...for now..."
And with that GIR blasted out of the school with his jets and flew back to the house. Dib looked up to the sky and thought, Why GIR? Why have you turned into a...beast? No! a superbeast?
