~~LUNCH (INSIDE THE BATHROOM)~~

"So what do you wanna talk abo-" Natsu was interrupted as Sting slammed his lips with the pinkette. Natsu gasped and Sting took the opportunity to explore Natsu's mouth. They broke apart to breath.

"The hell was that all about sting?!" Natsu hissed as he broke free from Sting's embrace.

"S-sorry Natsu-san... I couldn't help it" Sting blushed heavily

"It's fine sting... just a little startled" Natsu said patting his friend's back "To be honest, that felt good"

Sting blushed at that statement and proceeded to leave the bathroom with Natsu

~~SECOND LUNCH (INSIDE THE GYM)~~

"So Gray what's the matter? Why'd you invi-" Again Natsu was interrupted by the warm lips slamming on to his, Natsu tried to speak but he couldn't and this was Gray's opportunity to get deeper. Gray trailed inside Natsu's shirt and played with his nipples earning a moan from Natsu which he didn't mean to happen. After a few seconds, they broke apart.

"You guys need to stop doing that!" Natsu said looking annoyed "And what the hell snowflake why you, of all people decided to kiss me!"

"Don't be such an idiot ash brain, don't you realise that I like you a lot?" Gray smirked at Natsu's blushing face.

"So I have two guys like me huh?" Natsu said rubbing his chin and let out an exaggerated and sarcastic 'hmmmm'

"You're too cute Natsu, that's why" Gray smirked.

"Look Gray, I don't even know how to respond to you guys" Natsu said with a serios tone "I don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings or nothing"

"But you'll pick me right~?" Gray hummed "I'm way better than Sting"

"Honestly Gray" Natsu said "Wait no nevermind..."

"No tell me" Gray asked looking worried

"Nah, see ya" Natsu smirked as he headed towards the exit leaving a puzzled and worried Gray in the gym.

~~BACK AT HOME (NATSU'S ROOM)~~

Natsu laid on his bed, back against the mattress and thought about what the hell just happened between him, Gray and Sting, but he quickly forgot about it cause you know, he's Natsu. He was playing 'Fire Dragon Slayer 2' on his phone when suddenly…

Ting!

Natsu got out of his game and noticed that Erza had formed a group chat with Lucy and inviting him to join.

~Natsu has joined the group chat~

Natsu: wattup dawgs

Erza: Please never do that again.

Lucy: Anyways

Lucy: how'd it go with Sting and Gray? ;))))

Natsu: oh it went well

Natsu: I think

Natsu: they both wouldn't let me talk and kissed me

Natsu: but Gray also rubbed my nipples

Natsu: felt weird

Lucy: called it!

Erza: Did they confess their undying love to you?

Natsu: Idk i guess?

Natsu: They said something about me being cute and all

Natsu: I am NOT cute. v.v

Lucy: *Laughing emoji*

Erza: Hold on i'm inviting Sting, Gray and Jellal

Natsu: Aight homie no need to rush we dont mind

Erza: I told you to stop that

Lucy: *Laughing emoji x5*

~Sting has joined the group chat~

~Gray has joined the group chat~

~Jellal has joined the group chat~

Gray: Whats up guys

Sting: Hey

Jellal: WAZZZZAAAP

Natsu: what the hell

Jellal: sorry couldnt help myself :I

Erza: Anyways

Erza: Gray, Sting care to tell us the whole thing

Sting: What whole thing? You mean with Natsu-san?

Lucy: No shit

Lucy: Sorry, typo i meant to say 'yes'

Gray: Riiight

Gray: Well we just confessed to Natsu but he's too much of an idiot to pick one of us

Natsu: I'm right here snowman

Gray: I know fire man

Natsu: That doesn't make sense popsicle pole dancer

Jellal: The fuck?

Erza: Shut up both of you

Erza: Now Natsu, pick one

Erza: Sting or Gray

Natsu: Sting

Lucy: That was fast..

Erza: And without hesitation...

Gray: What the fuck?

Sting: YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Natsu: Calm down you guys i was joking *Laughing emoji*

Sting: DAMMIT

Sting: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Sting: IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

Natsu: so over dramatic

Gray: Yessss i have Natsu all to myself

Natsu: i didnt pick you either

Gray: What the fuck?

Sting: Take that fuckface

Gray: shut up

Erza: What the hell?

Lucy: What?

Jellal: I have no idea what the hell is happening why am i even here

Erza: So who do you actually love then Natsu

Natsu: Can't pick so i pick both.

Natsu: thought we could have a threesome

Natsu: guys?

Natsu: hello?

Sting: sorry, i got blood on my phone

Gray: same

Erza: Same here

Lucy: I got blood on my vagina

Jellal: What the fuck?

Lucy: Oh wait i didn't realise i was on my period

Lucy: crap

Natsu: Anyways

Natsu: My brother is coming back to town

Erza: Which brother?

Gray: God serena?

Natsu: Who the fuck?

Sting: Rogue?

Natsu: Thats your brother Sting

Erza: Is it Ichiya?

Natsu: What the hell is wrong with you guys

Natsu: its Zeref

Lucy: Is it Laxus?

Natsu: no i just said...

Gray: Brandish?

Natsu: Where are you getting these names from Gray?

Sting: Is it Sting?

Natsu: What the fuck

Erza: Is it Jellal?

Natsu: You people are hopeless

Natsu: AND JELLAL IS RIGHT HERE

Jellal: hello

Natsu: Anyways, he's bringing his wife, Mavis with him

Natsu: They got married last week

Lucy: OH MY GOD MAKAROV GOT MARRIED TO IGNEEL?!

Natsu: what the fuck?

Gray: Dimaria

Natsu: I give up

Sting: Is it weisslogia?

Natsu: God dammit

Natsu: Are you guys broken or something?

Erza: Is it mystogan?

Lucy: Aquarius?

Gray: Mard Geer?

Sting: Skiadrum?

Jellal: still here... being ignored...

Natsu: Hey Gray

Natsu: Sting

Natsu: If you shut up i'll let you fuck me

Gray: When, where and do you have lube

Sting: Oh my god i have an erection

Natsu: I was joking *Laughing emoji x4*

Gray: Not funny...

Sting: I still have an erection

Erza: Sorry I got blood on my phone

Lucy: My mouth is bleeding

Lucy: Is this normal?

Lucy: I think I have aids

Lucy: Help

Natsu: What the fuck

Gray: Natsu can I fuck you

Natsu: no

Sting: I think someone spiked my coffee with viagra you guys

Sting: I still have an erection

Sting: Natsu-san only you can stop my erection from exploding

Natsu: no

Sting: please

Natsu: fine

Gray: im joining in.

Sting: no you're not

Natsu: I was joking again *Laughing emoji x10*

Erza: I think im running out of blood

Lucy: Is it normal for my eyes and ears to bleed?

Jellal: Crime sorciere.

Natsu: What?

Sting: Im serious you guys.

Sting: My erection wont go down

Natsu: Just think of an old naked hobo

Sting: Not helpful, my erection got worse

Gray: Oh god he was aroused by a naked hobo

Natsu: just masturbate sting

Sting: I did that already and it got harder

Gray: Surprised he knew what masturbating is...

Natsu: Im not stupid

Sting: Seriously Natsu-san I need you to help me with this

Natsu: Fine

Natsu: I'll come over

Gray: If Natsu's coming i am too

Sting: No your not

Sting: Natsu-san please hurry

Natsu: fine fine

Gray: why dont i get a say in this?!

Gray: help me Erza, Lucy!

Jellal: ...im here too if you need help...

Erza: Sorry my nose was bleeding again

Lucy: Ok I'm PRETTY sure my nipples aren't supposed to bleed

Lucy: Only milk comes out of these right?

Lucy: Not blood?

Gray: oookk...

Natsu: See ya guys

Natsu: Im off to Sting's place

Sting: yesssssssssss

Natsu: Also, Sting

Natsu: Prepare food im starving

Sting: I got your food right here Natsu

Sting: under my pants.

Natsu: Who puts food in their pants...

Gray: this is so not fair...

Gray: Natsu i love you too :(

Natsu: Youll get your turn princess

Gray: yessssssss

Natsu: just kidding HAHAHAHAHHA

Gray: What the fuck

Sting: Ha bitch

Gray: Shut up

Gray: Natsu, if i dont get my turn im raping you

Natsu: I dont have an ass hole

Gray: what the fuck

Natsu: I was joking geez

Gray: Good

Natsu: Anyways, see ya later guys

Erza: Bye..

Erza: I think im gonna pass out

Erza: No more blood

Erza: Help

Lucy: Uhhh

Lucy: Im covered in blood

Lucy: And my dad puked when he saw me

Natsu: This is too weird im off

Sting: SEX TIME

~Natsu has left the group chat~

~Sting has left the group chat~

Jellal: Why do people forget about me...

Gray: Oh Jellal I didnt know you were here

Jellal: ...