~~LUNCH (INSIDE THE BATHROOM)~~
"So what do you wanna talk abo-" Natsu was interrupted as Sting slammed his lips with the pinkette. Natsu gasped and Sting took the opportunity to explore Natsu's mouth. They broke apart to breath.
"The hell was that all about sting?!" Natsu hissed as he broke free from Sting's embrace.
"S-sorry Natsu-san... I couldn't help it" Sting blushed heavily
"It's fine sting... just a little startled" Natsu said patting his friend's back "To be honest, that felt good"
Sting blushed at that statement and proceeded to leave the bathroom with Natsu
~~SECOND LUNCH (INSIDE THE GYM)~~
"So Gray what's the matter? Why'd you invi-" Again Natsu was interrupted by the warm lips slamming on to his, Natsu tried to speak but he couldn't and this was Gray's opportunity to get deeper. Gray trailed inside Natsu's shirt and played with his nipples earning a moan from Natsu which he didn't mean to happen. After a few seconds, they broke apart.
"You guys need to stop doing that!" Natsu said looking annoyed "And what the hell snowflake why you, of all people decided to kiss me!"
"Don't be such an idiot ash brain, don't you realise that I like you a lot?" Gray smirked at Natsu's blushing face.
"So I have two guys like me huh?" Natsu said rubbing his chin and let out an exaggerated and sarcastic 'hmmmm'
"You're too cute Natsu, that's why" Gray smirked.
"Look Gray, I don't even know how to respond to you guys" Natsu said with a serios tone "I don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings or nothing"
"But you'll pick me right~?" Gray hummed "I'm way better than Sting"
"Honestly Gray" Natsu said "Wait no nevermind..."
"No tell me" Gray asked looking worried
"Nah, see ya" Natsu smirked as he headed towards the exit leaving a puzzled and worried Gray in the gym.
~~BACK AT HOME (NATSU'S ROOM)~~
Natsu laid on his bed, back against the mattress and thought about what the hell just happened between him, Gray and Sting, but he quickly forgot about it cause you know, he's Natsu. He was playing 'Fire Dragon Slayer 2' on his phone when suddenly…
Ting!
Natsu got out of his game and noticed that Erza had formed a group chat with Lucy and inviting him to join.
~Natsu has joined the group chat~
Natsu: wattup dawgs
Erza: Please never do that again.
Lucy: Anyways
Lucy: how'd it go with Sting and Gray? ;))))
Natsu: oh it went well
Natsu: I think
Natsu: they both wouldn't let me talk and kissed me
Natsu: but Gray also rubbed my nipples
Natsu: felt weird
Lucy: called it!
Erza: Did they confess their undying love to you?
Natsu: Idk i guess?
Natsu: They said something about me being cute and all
Natsu: I am NOT cute. v.v
Lucy: *Laughing emoji*
Erza: Hold on i'm inviting Sting, Gray and Jellal
Natsu: Aight homie no need to rush we dont mind
Erza: I told you to stop that
Lucy: *Laughing emoji x5*
~Sting has joined the group chat~
~Gray has joined the group chat~
~Jellal has joined the group chat~
Gray: Whats up guys
Sting: Hey
Jellal: WAZZZZAAAP
Natsu: what the hell
Jellal: sorry couldnt help myself :I
Erza: Anyways
Erza: Gray, Sting care to tell us the whole thing
Sting: What whole thing? You mean with Natsu-san?
Lucy: No shit
Lucy: Sorry, typo i meant to say 'yes'
Gray: Riiight
Gray: Well we just confessed to Natsu but he's too much of an idiot to pick one of us
Natsu: I'm right here snowman
Gray: I know fire man
Natsu: That doesn't make sense popsicle pole dancer
Jellal: The fuck?
Erza: Shut up both of you
Erza: Now Natsu, pick one
Erza: Sting or Gray
Natsu: Sting
Lucy: That was fast..
Erza: And without hesitation...
Gray: What the fuck?
Sting: YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Natsu: Calm down you guys i was joking *Laughing emoji*
Sting: DAMMIT
Sting: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Sting: IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
Natsu: so over dramatic
Gray: Yessss i have Natsu all to myself
Natsu: i didnt pick you either
Gray: What the fuck?
Sting: Take that fuckface
Gray: shut up
Erza: What the hell?
Lucy: What?
Jellal: I have no idea what the hell is happening why am i even here
Erza: So who do you actually love then Natsu
Natsu: Can't pick so i pick both.
Natsu: thought we could have a threesome
Natsu: guys?
Natsu: hello?
Sting: sorry, i got blood on my phone
Gray: same
Erza: Same here
Lucy: I got blood on my vagina
Jellal: What the fuck?
Lucy: Oh wait i didn't realise i was on my period
Lucy: crap
Natsu: Anyways
Natsu: My brother is coming back to town
Erza: Which brother?
Gray: God serena?
Natsu: Who the fuck?
Sting: Rogue?
Natsu: Thats your brother Sting
Erza: Is it Ichiya?
Natsu: What the hell is wrong with you guys
Natsu: its Zeref
Lucy: Is it Laxus?
Natsu: no i just said...
Gray: Brandish?
Natsu: Where are you getting these names from Gray?
Sting: Is it Sting?
Natsu: What the fuck
Erza: Is it Jellal?
Natsu: You people are hopeless
Natsu: AND JELLAL IS RIGHT HERE
Jellal: hello
Natsu: Anyways, he's bringing his wife, Mavis with him
Natsu: They got married last week
Lucy: OH MY GOD MAKAROV GOT MARRIED TO IGNEEL?!
Natsu: what the fuck?
Gray: Dimaria
Natsu: I give up
Sting: Is it weisslogia?
Natsu: God dammit
Natsu: Are you guys broken or something?
Erza: Is it mystogan?
Lucy: Aquarius?
Gray: Mard Geer?
Sting: Skiadrum?
Jellal: still here... being ignored...
Natsu: Hey Gray
Natsu: Sting
Natsu: If you shut up i'll let you fuck me
Gray: When, where and do you have lube
Sting: Oh my god i have an erection
Natsu: I was joking *Laughing emoji x4*
Gray: Not funny...
Sting: I still have an erection
Erza: Sorry I got blood on my phone
Lucy: My mouth is bleeding
Lucy: Is this normal?
Lucy: I think I have aids
Lucy: Help
Natsu: What the fuck
Gray: Natsu can I fuck you
Natsu: no
Sting: I think someone spiked my coffee with viagra you guys
Sting: I still have an erection
Sting: Natsu-san only you can stop my erection from exploding
Natsu: no
Sting: please
Natsu: fine
Gray: im joining in.
Sting: no you're not
Natsu: I was joking again *Laughing emoji x10*
Erza: I think im running out of blood
Lucy: Is it normal for my eyes and ears to bleed?
Jellal: Crime sorciere.
Natsu: What?
Sting: Im serious you guys.
Sting: My erection wont go down
Natsu: Just think of an old naked hobo
Sting: Not helpful, my erection got worse
Gray: Oh god he was aroused by a naked hobo
Natsu: just masturbate sting
Sting: I did that already and it got harder
Gray: Surprised he knew what masturbating is...
Natsu: Im not stupid
Sting: Seriously Natsu-san I need you to help me with this
Natsu: Fine
Natsu: I'll come over
Gray: If Natsu's coming i am too
Sting: No your not
Sting: Natsu-san please hurry
Natsu: fine fine
Gray: why dont i get a say in this?!
Gray: help me Erza, Lucy!
Jellal: ...im here too if you need help...
Erza: Sorry my nose was bleeding again
Lucy: Ok I'm PRETTY sure my nipples aren't supposed to bleed
Lucy: Only milk comes out of these right?
Lucy: Not blood?
Gray: oookk...
Natsu: See ya guys
Natsu: Im off to Sting's place
Sting: yesssssssssss
Natsu: Also, Sting
Natsu: Prepare food im starving
Sting: I got your food right here Natsu
Sting: under my pants.
Natsu: Who puts food in their pants...
Gray: this is so not fair...
Gray: Natsu i love you too :(
Natsu: Youll get your turn princess
Gray: yessssssss
Natsu: just kidding HAHAHAHAHHA
Gray: What the fuck
Sting: Ha bitch
Gray: Shut up
Gray: Natsu, if i dont get my turn im raping you
Natsu: I dont have an ass hole
Gray: what the fuck
Natsu: I was joking geez
Gray: Good
Natsu: Anyways, see ya later guys
Erza: Bye..
Erza: I think im gonna pass out
Erza: No more blood
Erza: Help
Lucy: Uhhh
Lucy: Im covered in blood
Lucy: And my dad puked when he saw me
Natsu: This is too weird im off
Sting: SEX TIME
~Natsu has left the group chat~
~Sting has left the group chat~
Jellal: Why do people forget about me...
Gray: Oh Jellal I didnt know you were here
Jellal: ...
